Massage with happy ending.. Is it just a placebo

[beanfarmer05]

Afternoon all

So I don't get massages that often, prefer a regular punt. But I tend to get sore from playing sports and training so occasionally get a massage, and if there's an offer of happy ending then job done, right?

Yet here I am, an hour or so after some little Thai bird gave me a decent hand job after a good massage, and I'm browsing AW looking for someone to give a good seeing to(or at least try to do so

After a punt I usually am sated for days/weeks/end of month, but here I am considering forking out more money..

So I ask you all, do you find a massage with he satisfying, or is it like eating salad at a steakhouse, just leaves you hungrier??

[Kriss]

Afternoon all

So I don't get massages that often, prefer a regular punt. But I tend to get sore from playing sports and training so occasionally get a massage, and if there's an offer of happy ending then job done, right?

Yet here I am, an hour or so after some little Thai bird gave me a decent hand job after a good massage, and I'm browsing AW looking for someone to give a good seeing to(or at least try to do so

After a punt I usually am sated for days/weeks/end of month, but here I am considering forking out more money..

So I ask you all, do you find a massage with he satisfying, or is it like eating salad at a steakhouse, just leaves you hungrier??

Well, I find that FS with a condom is like paddling with wellies on. I thoroughly enjoy being wanked off by a girl who knows how its done but I much prefer OWO when I can get it.

[cueball]

Well, I've never tried a rub and tug.... I'll give it a go at some point though. I don't know if I'd feel satisfied or salivating for more. Only one way to find out for sure.....

[anonyorks]

Well, I've never tried a rub and tug.... I'll give it a go at some point though. I don't know if I'd feel satisfied or salivating for more. Only one way to find out for sure.....

Want any recommendations?   

[cueball]

Want any recommendations?   

I dare not ask 

Oh, go on then.... do your worst  it's not as if I don't deserve it 

[bristolqwerty]

+1 A decent looking Thai girl, very skilled with her hands beats an unenthusiastic escort with a condom resembling an inner tube, if Owo is on offer free or as an extra then that's even better.

[TPreston]

Hand jobs are just so meh. Im sure we're all pretty sure how we like our hand jobs after plenty of solo practice- and most women are like a monkey with a crayon when they go at it. Even experienced ladies.

A salad before a steak is apt. Its just a teaser for something for much better.

[Turtle Z]

Want any recommendations?   

Of course he does. Cueball has been a model of helpfulness and understanding in helping other punters on this forum and its only right that we reciprocate. So with that in mind heres a few ladies with magic hands for you to indulge in Cue...

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These lovelies are in no particular order but I suspect you'll enjoy Sensual JJ in particular Cue, so you may wanna start there. 

[Kriss]

Of course he does. Cueball has been a model of helpfulness and understanding in helping other punters on this forum and its only right that we reciprocate. So with that in mind heres a few ladies with magic hands for you to indulge in Cue...

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I think I'd be paying this one to keep her kit well and truly on, and as for a HJ, I'd want that DIY and at home 

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[cueball]

Of course he does. Cueball has been a model of helpfulness and understanding in helping other punters on this forum and its only right that we reciprocate. So with that in mind heres a few ladies with magic hands for you to indulge in Cue...

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These lovelies are in no particular order but I suspect you'll enjoy Sensual JJ in particular Cue, so you may wanna start there. 

Thankyou for finding some more cage dwellers tz. Having said that, they're a little mediocre. You've not honed your searching skills to my level yet 

Not a bad effort for a newbie though 

You had your chance to curl my toes but they've only twitched at your offerings 

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Looks interesting but no location, Turtle have you been there? Where is she? She does offer full service.

[Turtle Z]

Turtle have you been there?

No I most certainly haven't!

[Horizontal pleasures]

While I prefer the 'real thing' and I used to have massages I now have some issues:

What about the smell of the oil? The missus notices perfumes. My clothes might be oily even if the lady gave me a 'rub down' as distinct from the rub up!

OK so I could have a shower but then missus HP would wonder why I had a shower when away from home as she would realise that I had.

And I have a bad skin sometimes so the massage lady might be put off.

In recent years when I have been to a massage parlour it is because I know that it is really a brothel and I did not have a massage.

[Turtle Z]

Thankyou for finding some more cage dwellers tz. Having said that, they're a little mediocre. You've not honed your searching skills to my level yet 

Not a bad effort for a newbie though 

You had your chance to curl my toes but they've only twitched at your offerings 

Interesting that SensualJJ did not curl your toes Cue, which means he's.... sorry, she's in with a chance?

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Looks interesting but no location, Turtle have you been there? Where is she? She does offer full service.

so why did you recommend it?

[anonyorks]

Some of the most powerful orgasms I have had have been via a prostate massage/HJ. If CIM isn't available I normally go for that

[cueball]

Interesting that SensualJJ did not curl your toes Cue, which means he's.... sorry, she's in with a chance?

No, there there's no chance I'll be meeting shim but I've got a strong stomach and not easily shocked/scared 

Now, HP asked you a question.... are you sure you've not been with his latest sniffette? There's no need to be shy on here.... you're amongst friends 

[Turtle Z]

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so why did you recommend it?

     

[Horizontal pleasures]

No, there there's no chance I'll be meeting shim but I've got a strong stomach and not easily shocked/scared 

Now, HP asked you a question.... are you sure you've not been with his latest sniffette? There's no need to be shy on here.... you're amongst friends 

I have not met this lady which is why I asked where she is as no location on the profile and the Turtle just posted some useless images here rather that answer my question - where is she, maybe he does not know.

[Turtle Z]

Turtle just posted some useless images here rather that answer my question -

 

[Home Alone]

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[snaitram99]

While I prefer the 'real thing' and I used to have massages I now have some issues:

What about the smell of the oil? The missus notices perfumes. My clothes might be oily even if the lady gave me a 'rub down' as distinct from the rub up!

Can ask for massage without oil - use cream, talc or just hands. Chinese girls tend to just use hands anyway, and I'm not sure Thai "hot oil" is anything more than warmed baby oil. Hot towel to wipe it off can be nice though.

[Steely Dan]

Ignoring the fluff from the lads.  In answer to the OPs question, yes a hot session with sex is better and keeps me happy longer than a massage + HE.

While this is a transaction and not my new GF, it is still more than just wanking.  The feelings and partnership of fucking a girl are more than just having a hand job.  Just my view.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Are you both illiterate? What do these joke images mean? Please stop poking fun at me and answer my simple questions.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Can ask for massage without oil - use cream, talc or just hands. Chinese girls tend to just use hands anyway, and I'm not sure Thai "hot oil" is anything more than warmed baby oil. Hot towel to wipe it off can be nice though.

thanks
since I never use talc or baby oil at home it might still pong? Am I being careful or paranoid? We have to keep our hobby private!

[Turtle Z]

Are you both illiterate? What do these joke images mean? Please stop poking fun at me and answer my simple questions.

OK... There's a running joke on here. Whenever a punter asks for recommendations,  Cueball finds the worst that AW has to offer and posts them as 'recommendations'. It was suggested that he may need similar assistance finding a masseuse so I reciprocated with the worst I could find. You've ruined the joke now though HP, just fucking ruined it!

[Horizontal pleasures]

OK... There's a running joke on here. Whenever a punter asks for recommendations,  Cueball finds the worst that AW has to offer and posts them as 'recommendations'. It was suggested that he may need similar assistance finding a masseuse so I reciprocated with the worst I could find. You've ruined the joke now though HP, just fucking ruined it!

not a joke, it was not funny. Read my reviews, I DO have a sense of humour.

[Turtle Z]

not a joke, it was not funny. Read my reviews, I DO have a sense of humour.

 

[Home Alone]

not a joke, it was not funny. Read my reviews, I DO have a sense of humour.

Oh, come on, Hp; lighten up.  It was a joke; it was at cueball's expense; and if you read this post,

I dare not ask 

Oh, go on then.... do your worst  it's not as if I don't deserve it 

he immediately accepted it in that spirit.

That makes it funny, imo, and, I'll bet, that of many others on here.

[Jonestown]

OK so I could have a shower but then missus HP would wonder why I had a shower when away from home as she would realise that I had.

How would she realise that you'd had a shower, I mean you wouldn't go home when your hair was still wet, would you ?

[Horizontal pleasures]

How would she realise that you'd had a shower, I mean you wouldn't go home when your hair was still wet, would you ?

different soap will smell.

[mediumjoe]

So  as well as a punting  phone ,biscuits,false 007 spinning  numberplates on the car you now have to have your own punting soap .
" oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive "