The dos & donts?

[Harribbo]

I'm extremely new to punting and haven't had a WG since I was 18 & it was usually when I was coked out my head & drunk with my mates. Waste of money as I could never get it up and could never finish due to the copious amounts of cocaine & alcohol in my body.

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job, but lately been really bored & I have booked a girl for this coming Tuesday. I have gone with Kiara Amazing, I love an older lady and she looks sexy for her age at 44? I am very nervous but can't wait to get my dick wet with her. Don't want to look like a complete fool, so what are the dos and donts? I have booked her for 1 hour.

Is it wise to get a new phone for this sort of thing? What convos do you bring up when your on a break?
I love licking pussy, do they like this sort of thing? Are you bothered what they think of you looks wise? I'm not morbidly obese but I'm built like a rugby player (bit more curvy) & I'm bit insecure of how I look with new people. Should I give a fuck? Or just go with it & let her play with my tits as I play with hers lol. So yeh, any info is greatly appreciated. Apart from that I can't wait to get into this world

Thanks guys

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[smiths]

I'm extremely new to punting and haven't had a WG since I was 18 & it was usually when I was coked out my head & drunk with my mates. Waste of money as I could never get it up and could never finish due to the copious amounts of cocaine & alcohol in my body.

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job, but lately been really bored & I have booked a girl for this coming Tuesday. I have gone with Kiara Amazing, I love an older lady and she looks sexy for her age at 44? I am very nervous but can't wait to get my dick wet with her. Don't want to look like a complete fool, so what are the dos and donts? I have booked her for 1 hour.

Is it wise to get a new phone for this sort of thing? What convos do you bring up when your on a break?
I love licking pussy, do they like this sort of thing? Are you bothered what they think of you looks wise? I'm not morbidly obese but I'm built like a rugby player (bit more curvy) & I'm bit insecure of how I look with new people. Should I give a fuck? Or just go with it & let her play with my tits as I play with hers lol. So yeh, any info is greatly appreciated. Apart from that I can't wait to get into this world

Thanks guys

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Your the one paying so what you look like has got nothing to do with it as its punting not dating.

My advice is always use a punting phone or Sim, and whatever you do dont tell a WG your real name or details, just make something you can easily recall up. IMO this is really important because its been known on ocassion for WGs to threaten punters, including one on here after he gave her too much personal info on himself. I daresay most WGs wouldnt threaten but you dont know which ones of course.

Just have fun and i hope it goes well.

[Jimmyredcab]

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job.

Oh dear, and you are willing to risk losing all that for a fat, elderly prostitute, I find that very sad. 

[daviemac]

I would try and make sure she will do the things you enjoy before making the booking. She list 'face sitting' on her likes list but not 'receiving oral'. Might be worth checking.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I always take a special but modest chocolate bar like a Green & Black, or a small bag of fruit like cherries or strawberries which breaks the ice and or gets a snog and or a smile. It is a commercial transaction but if it starts out as fun then the fun grows. I hand it over just before or with the cash.

I look forward ti your report.

[Harribbo]

Oh dear, and you are willing to risk losing all that for a fat, elderly prostitute, I find that very sad. 

What you find sad I find exciting...

[Strawberry]

Face sitting and receiving oral are often confused and are definitely not the same thing.

[SammyZ]

Face sitting and receiving oral are often confused and are definitely not the same thing.

Sorry I don't want to appear stupid but what is difference please?

[Toshiba]

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful

[Toshiba]

Sorry I don't want to appear stupid but what is difference please?

Face sitting shes in charge

[SammyZ]

Ok so still oral but she's on top.  Thanks

[Toshiba]

Ok so still oral but she's on top.  Thanks

Not always, she can grind on ya chin and nose

[Bangers and Gash]

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid...

Jesus, 22 years old and already on Shit Street. My advice would be to avoid punting, as you're obviously not good at making rational decisions.

 

[Strawberry]

Face sitting shes in charge

Facesitting involves the woman putting most of her body weight onto the man's face, almost grinding her nether regions down. This may be done with or without knickers and can be quite painful as you can feel the bones of face and pelvis meeting.The aim is for the recipient is smothered by her, to the point where his breathing is restricted and he shouldn't be capable of giving oral. This is very erotic for the recipient and his cock will respond in an upright manner. A safe sign is usually arranged so that he can take a breath and isn't suffocated.

Reverse oral with her on top is different in that she should be bearing her own body weight, in face sitting she's upright with her bodyweight bearing down through pelvis - sometimes the feet are lifted for better effect.

[SammyZ]

Ok thank you I understand now.  Have tried reverse oral plenty times.  Never tried face sitting.  Don't think it is for me. 

[Harribbo]

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful

I don't need it, I just want it. I get sex from my missis on the regular, it just gets boring & where I am still young I suppose I want to explore. I have settled down early which is lovely but I feel I am missing out. It's like when you go out partying all the time & it gets boring. Well at the minute I am finding my bird boring in that department. I want excitement and to be with someone new but to still come home to my bird and kid. It's a huge risk. But one I am obviously willing to take. Maybe it's just being naive and stupid. Thanks for the advice though. Appreciated.

Where do you guys hide your WG phone? Lol...

[smiths]

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful

What else would a WG be interested apart from a punters money?

[smiths]

I don't need it, I just want it. I get sex from my missis on the regular, it just gets boring & where I am still young I suppose I want to explore. I have settled down early which is lovely but I feel I am missing out. It's like when you go out partying all the time & it gets boring. Well at the minute I am finding my bird boring in that department. I want excitement and to be with someone new but to still come home to my bird and kid. It's a huge risk. But one I am obviously willing to take. Maybe it's just being naive and stupid. Thanks for the advice though. Appreciated.

Where do you guys hide your WG phone? Lol...

If you think you cant hide a punting phone you could just use another Sim of course and you must be able to hide such a tiny thing surely.

[Harribbo]

Jesus, 22 years old and already on Shit Street. My advice would be to avoid punting, as you're obviously not good at making rational decisions.

 

My child was very much planned thank you, I suppose with a lot of people on here you occasionaly need a release from real life.

[SirFrank]

Discuss likes dislikes before you get jiggy. Maybe do this before the punt itself - drop he an email via AW and outline what you want from the meet. As above use a payg sim or phone for punting and delete calls txts etc afterwards so if anyone picks it up you are clean. I always shower before I go (most girls will want you to shower again when you get there). Good luck

[smiths]

My child was very much planned thank you, I suppose with a lot of people on here you occasionaly need a release from real life.

All about requiring variety for me, which is one thing a partner cant provide obviously. My advice is make not getting caught your top priority and never get complacent. If required make up a believable to your partner cover story, i have Golf which has served me very well over the years, and i do play it which makes it more convincing.

[Harribbo]

All about requiring variety for me, which is one thing a partner cant provide obviously. My advice is make not getting caught your top priority and never get complacent. If required make up a believable to your partner cover story, i have Golf which has served me very well over the years, and i do play it which makes it more convincing.

I use to be excellent at golf, living in Portugal it was a given to start playing. Was playing off a 14 at the age of 14-15. Give up as it became more of a chore. Might start the gym again. Surely a good excuse to get out the house, plus I actually enjoy the gym. Thanks guys.

[Strawberry]

I forgot to say this above, if your nipples are an erogenous zone, tell her. Many men don't like their nipples played with so it's useful to know if it's something you like.

[Rochdull lad]

Ok thank you I understand now.  Have tried reverse oral plenty times.  Never tried face sitting.  Don't think it is for me.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, young man!

I forgot to say this above, if your nipples are an erogenous zone, tell her. Many men don't like their nipples played with so it's useful to know if it's something you like.

Thanks for the tip, Strawberry! 

[Ali Katt]

Discuss likes dislikes before you get jiggy. Maybe do this before the punt itself - drop he an email via AW and outline what you want from the meet. As above use a payg sim or phone for punting and delete calls txts etc afterwards so if anyone picks it up you are clean. I always shower before I go (most girls will want you to shower again when you get there). Good luck

Or better still if you can risk losing data, such as numbers stored on phone and games do a hard reset.

I've never been asked to re-shower, but I don't travel for more than an hour. I guess it depends on the escort. Definitely showering before is always a must for me.

Also, have a back up, I'm sure there's another mature in the same area that could be a back-up.

[smiths]

I use to be excellent at golf, living in Portugal it was a given to start playing. Was playing off a 14 at the age of 14-15. Give up as it became more of a chore. Might start the gym again. Surely a good excuse to get out the house, plus I actually enjoy the gym. Thanks guys.

The reason i never used a Gym as an excuse when i used to go is it was one fixed place, my partner could of turned up. With Golf she wouldnt even know what course i am on as i play on a number and add new ones over time never saying which one i will actually be playing on.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Face sitting and receiving oral are often confused and are definitely not the same thing.

I love having a lady lower herself over my face so that I can lick her while she looks at the wall, even better with a mirroring front of her or a picture for her to look at while I lick and suck, and put my hands up to her breasts or round her bum. and then she looks down at me, while I grin with my mouth full; by me that is face sitting. Sometimes if she has a tummy it is up to my nose!

[SammyZ]

Don't knock it till you've tried it, young man!

Thanks for the tip, Strawberry! 

One day perhaps!

[CBPaul]

Is it wise to get a new phone for this sort of thing?
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Essential, especially if you're in a relationship.

[Frenchie]

What you find sad I find exciting...

Well said ...

[Honestsaintpaul]

Good luck Tomorrow Harribbo .
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16323.msg267309;topicseen#msg267309

Even if the WG "Enjoy's" list states she does something or you've agreed over the phone what's on offer just make sure you confirm with her face to face before you hand over anything .

Tip:if you don't feel a connection when you meet her then 

I would also suggest you make a simple yet much appreciated effort of being fresh and clean  .

Personally I wouldn't bring any gifts

[CatBBW]

I would try and make sure she will do the things you enjoy before making the booking. She list 'face sitting' on her likes list but not 'receiving oral'. Might be worth checking.

"Face sitting" and "Receiving oral" are different services. True, they CAN be combined, but they are 2 different things.

(EDIT - Strawberry beat me to it! lol)


Good point about checking services though, especially as she's not British/English.

[Freddybigstuff1983]

The punting phone lives in my desk at work, tescos sell 'party phones' for less than a tenner, hell there almost disposable !

If I couldn't keep it at work, I would hide it at home, with the sim removed and hidden elsewhere. If it ever gets found, it's a backup phone.

Store no numbers on the punting phone, don't turn on or answer the phone unless on the way to a punt.

Sounds paranoid, but in your situation you should be. Losing your missus and kid over a shag is not worth it, minimise that risk to the tinyest percentage by being careful, it's not difficult.

[smiths]

The punting phone lives in my desk at work, tescos sell 'party phones' for less than a tenner, hell there almost disposable !

If I couldn't keep it at work, I would hide it at home, with the sim removed and hidden elsewhere. If it ever gets found, it's a backup phone.

Store no numbers on the punting phone, don't turn on or answer the phone unless on the way to a punt.

Sounds paranoid, but in your situation you should be. Losing your missus and kid over a shag is not worth it, minimise that risk to the tinyest percentage by being careful, it's not difficult.

Doesnt sound at all paranoid to me, its sounds like very good common sense and what i have been doing for years. I take not getting caught out very seriously, its a top priority to me and i never get complacent which could of cause be fatal.

[charley11]

I started a few years later than 22 and looking back partly wish I had given it a couple more years.  Just to make sure you put the most into what you have got at home.  Up to you but I would have a good think about it first

[Gordo987]

Facesitting involves the woman putting most of her body weight onto the man's face, almost grinding her nether regions down. This may be done with or without knickers and can be quite painful as you can feel the bones of face and pelvis meeting.The aim is for the recipient is smothered by her, to the point where his breathing is restricted and he shouldn't be capable of giving oral. This is very erotic for the recipient and his cock will respond in an upright manner. A safe sign is usually arranged so that he can take a breath and isn't suffocated.

Reverse oral with her on top is different in that she should be bearing her own body weight, in face sitting she's upright with her bodyweight bearing down through pelvis - sometimes the feet are lifted for better effect.

This is interesting for me as getting my face close to the girl's crotch is one of my few non-vanilla tendencies. In your 'version' of face sitting, which way does the girls face? I've never had breathing problems when she faces forwards, but I have experienced feeling suffocated during 69 with the girl on top of me. I've been told that reverse oral nearly always turns a WG on. Is there any truth in this?

[Freddybigstuff1983]

Paranoia advice section 2

When searching AW, never EVER step away from the computer leaving the page logged on, not even to got for a shit while the missus is out. At some point, she will return unexpected or you will forget. There was a story on here linking to mumsnet a few months back.

Step away from the machine, log out, close browser, delete history. Those 30 seconds each time could save your ass.

Worried about being tracked by a nutty prossy, use TOR browser to hope your ip. TOR have an iphone browser also so you can be anonymous on the go. Same rules apply, log out, delete history.

Freddy