Anyone having a valentine day punt?

[SirFrank]

Anyone in action today/tonight? My wife told me last week lets not get anything for each other valentines day. I said are you sure and she said yeah it's pointless lets not get cards or anything. Apparently though when women say don't get me fuck all they don't actually mean that. I'm not a mind reader so if she says she wants fuck all I reasonably assume that she wants fuck all. It's like living with my mother - when she said I don't want owt for my birthday, I mean, she was blowing smoke out of her arse.

Anyway she's now pouting and giving me the silent treatment. I'd love to nip out and blow my load over a WGs face. Obviously if I nipped out she'd fucking moan about that. Fucking women hey

[KentAde]

Yep, I had a lovely 3-some with Dee and English Lucy. Blew my fucking load into their willing mouths after a sucking/licking/kissing fest for an hour... 

[Rochdull lad]

No. 

I was supposed to be visiting one of my Regulars.

Only her daughter is now visiting Oop North from t'South; so she can't.

Pissed-off about it?  Who?  Me?  Whatever makes you think that?

[Persie]

Yep, I had a lovely 3-some with Dee and English Lucy. Blew my fucking load into their willing mouths after a sucking/licking/kissing fest for an hour... 

good lad...are you sticking up a review...planning a 3 way wiht them at some point

Lucy looks like nicola stapleton from eastenders?

[KentAde]

good lad...are you sticking up a review...planning a 3 way wiht them at some point

Lucy looks like nicola stapleton from eastenders?

Will try to.....and yep, she does!  Thing I noticed about Lucy was how tall she is...wow, 5ft 9in! No bending down to kiss her! 

[Persie]

I am there then...

[_Bender_]

Yep, I had a lovely 3-some with Dee and English Lucy. Blew my fucking load into their willing mouths after a sucking/licking/kissing fest for an hour... 

What who...... Link please...

[pilgrim]

From the scum press.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24375.0

[SirFrank]

The miserable cunt has gone to bed now. I think I'll knock one out and then climb the sleepy hill to bedforshire myself. Not sure when we turned Into my parents but hey ho. On Monday I went round the house bleeding the radiators. Rock n roll hey. Envious of those who have punted this evening tho. Well done fellas

[Roth]

Managed a one hour sesh with a 26 year old!  Divine!

[webpunter]

The miserable cunt has gone to bed now. I think I'll knock one out and then climb the sleepy hill to bedforshire myself. Not sure when we turned Into my parents but hey ho. On Monday I went round the house bleeding the radiators. Rock n roll hey. Envious of those who have punted this evening tho. Well done fellas

Top posts on valentines day.  Especially bleeding the radiators - priceless !
You turning into your parents ? Yeah right !

Think you might have to take one for the team
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And give the OH one
After all it is valentines
If you want however to knock-one-out, my suggestion would be paris porn movies 'dot' com - if you get my snow drift

[Roth]

The miserable cunt has gone to bed now. I think I'll knock one out and then climb the sleepy hill to bedforshire myself. Not sure when we turned Into my parents but hey ho. On Monday I went round the house bleeding the radiators. Rock n roll hey. Envious of those who have punted this evening tho. Well done fellas

Frank, sneak out the window and go for a late booking.  Get back before you missus wakes up.  You won't regret it!!!!

[webpunter]

Frank, sneak out the window and go for a late booking.  Get back before you missus wakes up.  You won't regret it!!!!

Sir Frank - this has been on UKP before - but given the contents of your posts & the most recent one thought it worth re-visiting

"Marty Feldman pops out to make the cocoa'

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Enjoy..

[DaveMugabe]

Anyone in action today/tonight? My wife told me last week lets not get anything for each other valentines day. I said are you sure and she said yeah it's pointless lets not get cards or anything. Apparently though when women say don't get me fuck all they don't actually mean that. I'm not a mind reader so if she says she wants fuck all I reasonably assume that she wants fuck all. It's like living with my mother - when she said I don't want owt for my birthday, I mean, she was blowing smoke out of her arse.

Anyway she's now pouting and giving me the silent treatment. I'd love to nip out and blow my load over a WGs face. Obviously if I nipped out she'd fucking moan about that. Fucking women hey

I could have posted this word for word.  why do they do this???

[JB1969]

Anyone in action today/tonight? My wife told me last week lets not get anything for each other valentines day. I said are you sure and she said yeah it's pointless lets not get cards or anything. Apparently though when women say don't get me fuck all they don't actually mean that. I'm not a mind reader so if she says she wants fuck all I reasonably assume that she wants fuck all. It's like living with my mother - when she said I don't want owt for my birthday, I mean, she was blowing smoke out of her arse.

Anyway she's now pouting and giving me the silent treatment. I'd love to nip out and blow my load over a WGs face. Obviously if I nipped out she'd fucking moan about that. Fucking women hey

Dont worry i made sure I not only left a load all over her face, tits, down her throat but even manage to spunk over her bed

[ampersand]

Dont worry i made sure I not only left a load all over her face, tits, down her throat but even manage to spunk over her bed

Well, if your missus will let you do this, why are you wasting time and money punting? ??

[SirFrank]

Well after watching the news I thought time for bed. There really must be something in the air because when I got to bed the ice maiden had thawed and we had a v pleasant end to the evening! I think it's the first time we've had sex since the last British lions test against the Aussies in summer. Anyway congrats to those who busted a nut yesterday

[JB1969]

Well, if your missus will let you do this, why are you wasting time and money punting? ??

What makes you think I have a missus? I was refering to him stating he wished he was able to sneak out and see someone.  If you are going to comment on a post make sure you read and understand it fully 

[Rochdull lad]

Well after watching the news I thought time for bed. There really must be something in the air because when I got to bed the ice maiden had thawed and we had a v pleasant end to the evening! I think it's the first time we've had sex since the last British lions test against the Aussies in summer. Anyway congrats to those who busted a nut yesterday

And congrats to you too, Frank.  At least you had some action.

Even if you and the missus are turning into your parents, I hope you don't have to wait so long for the next one!

[PuntingPete]

Well after watching the news I thought time for bed. There really must be something in the air because when I got to bed the ice maiden had thawed and we had a v pleasant end to the evening! I think it's the first time we've had sex since the last British lions test against the Aussies in summer. Anyway congrats to those who busted a nut yesterday

I hope you remembered where you were when you woke up & didn't leave £100 on her bedside table 

[ampersand]

What makes you think I have a missus? I was refering to him stating he wished he was able to sneak out and see someone.  If you are going to comment on a post make sure you read and understand it fully 

I knew full well what you meant. It was a tongue in cheek post. Stop being a stroppy bugger!!!!!!!!!

[Daffodil]

Valentine's day is ultra high risk for 'popping out'. The thought is sure to cross the missus' mind that you're off to see a mistress or the such.

Also, for all you guys who punt for sex (I.e. not getting it in your relationship and not punting for variety), surely this is one of the days it's nailed on at home?