After the overwhelming positive reviews, I thought I'd drop in here for 30min as I was passing.
External Link/Members OnlyThe location is a block of flats near the station, and I paid £100 for 30min.
Replies on text to get me into the building were frustratingly difficult, and I ended up getting into the flat 5min late. The flat itself was sparsely furnished, and had the heating cranked as highly as it would go. I was led by a smily but averagely attractive Asian girl into a room that just contained an unmade bed and a light bulb with a carrier bag wrapped around it.
We were shortly joined by a less attractive Asian girl, who was carrying a fair bit of weight around the middle, and was checking her phone with a face like thunder. Girl number two then announced that she needed the money now, and asked if I was paying the extra for OWO. There was no suggestion of extras on text or the Vivastreet listing, so I hadn't brought the cash and wasn't having OWO. Great.
Smily then partially disrobed, keeping her dress wrapped around her waist. When I asked why, I didn't get a response from either of them. Grumpy also unceremoniously disrobed, and sat on the bed looking at her phone. Smily threw a condom on me, and gave me some lethargic OW. I tried to convince Grumpy to join in, but short of physically manhandling her across the bed it wasn't happening. Smily slapped a load of lube on her pussy, and climbed on for some very poor cowgirl. I couldn't go deeper or increase the speed without protest.
All of a sudden it was time to change. Grumpy decided she wasn't interested in OW, so just switched condoms and knelt on the bed with her saggy arse in the air. At this point, I was resigned to making the most of it so I went to town in doggy. She was making so much fake noise that I was worried about the neighbours calling the police. Bored with this, I switched back to Smily, who only wanted to do cowgirl. I let her bounce up and down until we got to conclusion, and she leapt off the moment there was a suggestion of me cumming, leaving me to finish my orgasm staring at my own cock in a condom while Grumpy was looking at her phone.
I jumped into the (dirty) shower as quick as possible, and when I got back to the room naked I found that Grumpy had sprayed disinfectant all over the floor, including on my shoes and socks. I got dressed in silence, and left quickly. I'd been in the flat for a total of 19 minutes. Grim.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, might be the punt that ends my punting career. Just truly awful from start to finish.