East Midlands girls in Haiku form

[Charliehutton]

In a recent review, ILO cleverly introduced a beautiful piece of Haiku poetry:

I gave up waiting
Her mate must be having a
Big shit so I left.

Which just got me wondering if we may be able to capture the essence of some East Midlands girls in  the same way. A couple for starters:

New Thai Barbie, External Link/Members Only

Even when you stick
Your cock in her gob, you can't
Stop her from talking.

Tori at Victoria House External Link/Members Only

Lutterworth Princess
She always makes you leave with
A spring in your step.

[ZeroCount]

Beautiful stuff Charlie, brings a tear to the eye. Here's my humble contribution: -

Blow Job Queen - External Link/Members Only

Sling her thirty notes
Empty your load in her gob
Home in time for tea

[Charliehutton]

Beautiful stuff Charlie, brings a tear to the eye. Here's my humble contribution: -

Blow Job Queen - External Link/Members Only

Sling her thirty notes
Empty your load in her gob
Home in time for tea

 

[Charliehutton]

A general punting philosophy:

As ILO might say,
"Enjoy the harem, 'cos you'll
Be dead all too soon."