Author Topic: Words in a SP's adverts, that put you off seeing them? (Read 4808 times)

tp69 · « **Reply #50 on:** April 18, 2022, 03:21:06 pm »

Any indication that there's a limit to how many times I can blow my load. If I'm paying for time then I expect to be allowed to perform the allowed services for that period of time. Makes no sense to me.

Mothball15 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 18, 2022, 03:43:02 pm »

Bubbly.

lamboman · « **Reply #52 on:** April 18, 2022, 04:24:44 pm »

OTR model or Adult Works Finest Performers.

alabama1 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 18, 2022, 04:30:05 pm »

Quote from: Mothball15 on April 18, 2022, 03:43:02 pm

Bubbly.

Fucking hell, really ? That explains your miserly review count.

Grenadier36 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 18, 2022, 04:43:19 pm »

Quote from: KerachiDope on April 15, 2022, 02:49:43 pm

Not words but that crappy ASCII artwork of the half naked woman leaning up against the side of an SPs AW profile.

Same here, a waste of bandwidth

king tarzan · « **Reply #55 on:** April 19, 2022, 12:26:07 pm »

Rimming giving
Hardsports
Watersports
Gang bangs

tp69 · « **Reply #56 on:** April 19, 2022, 12:40:53 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on April 19, 2022, 12:26:07 pm

Rimming giving
Hardsports
Watersports
Gang bangs

Don't be so sensitive KT. I'm sure after she rims my ass while getting pissed on by 4 other guys, she'll give herself a wipe down before snogging your face off

KerachiDope · « **Reply #57 on:** April 19, 2022, 02:46:43 pm »

Another wording I pass on: Mistress looking for slaves
She can beat me meat but not me arse.
I want GFE not Fight Club.

Steviewonder · « **Reply #58 on:** April 19, 2022, 04:51:14 pm »

Agree about the spelling mistakes, especially when the profile claims they are “well educated”. It’s not difficult to spell check things, especially when it’s advertising for work!

Plan R · « **Reply #59 on:** April 19, 2022, 05:13:46 pm »

'To die for' as in 'body to die for'
I know it's just hyperbole, but I always read it as an invitation to go catch a lethal dose.

marc_hotsteppa · « **Reply #60 on:** April 19, 2022, 06:31:49 pm »

Best rated ass/pussy/tits/wotevoh

Who the fuck is rating them? Yes, themselves - silly fuckers

Next >>>

sim0256 · « **Reply #61 on:** April 19, 2022, 07:04:07 pm »

Ok here goes

squirt/ squirter/ squirting,, I do see one who can do it and I tell no way thanks all the same.

Rom , Latina , Ebony ,

Elite , top notch , Classy , babe , just for you , Courtesan , Babe , Honey

new to this , then posts pics of someone over 30. Might be true but hard to take in .

All the cliches like, no clock watching , no show no second chance, just for you , OCD about cleaniness.

A sales pitch , which is what it is , is supposed to enticeus in not turn us off and bore us stupid before we even reach for the phone

Simon_9000 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 19, 2022, 07:15:42 pm »

As said previously above, those who write in capitals!?

MissWolf · « **Reply #63 on:** April 19, 2022, 10:27:01 pm »

Quote from: sim0256 on April 19, 2022, 07:04:07 pm

new to this , then posts pics of someone over 30. Might be true but hard to take in .

I didn't start this game till I was 49 and I was new to it, what's age got to do with it

Boybluer · « **Reply #64 on:** April 19, 2022, 10:37:49 pm »

Ok I know this won’t be popular but “anal” just seems so basic to me. Why would I want to stick mine up the exhaust pipe!

tp69 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 19, 2022, 10:46:26 pm »

Quote from: Boybluer on April 19, 2022, 10:37:49 pm

Ok I know this won’t be popular but “anal” just seems so basic to me. Why would I want to stick mine up the exhaust pipe!

Doesn't look like you stick it in any pipe

Crack on, give us something to read.

KerachiDope · « **Reply #66 on:** April 20, 2022, 06:55:19 am »

trainspotter · « **Reply #67 on:** April 20, 2022, 08:58:01 pm »

'I'm fussy about who I see' or similar wording. I'm not going to take part in any sort of application process!

contentguy · « **Reply #68 on:** April 20, 2022, 09:57:50 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on April 19, 2022, 05:13:46 pm

'To die for' as in 'body to die for'
I know it's just hyperbole, but I always read it as an invitation to go catch a lethal dose.

+1

Similarly, ‘you’ll never forget me’ and similar put me off for the same reason.

adamza · « **Reply #69 on:** April 20, 2022, 10:29:07 pm »

Ascii art
Bby
Sugar daddy
Gifts
Party girl
No blacks/Asians allowed
Cum once policy
Deposit required

To name a few

sparkus · « **Reply #70 on:** April 20, 2022, 10:43:47 pm »

Dim Sergeis who write things like "hot pussy", "burning pussy" or "dirty pussy" which sound at best

or even a surefire STI.

Drcoco · « **Reply #71 on:** April 21, 2022, 01:20:43 am »

Extra's available just ask why not just put on there in the first place
NBA
Profiles that are too long to read
Oral only with protection
no phone number

Dipper · « **Reply #72 on:** April 21, 2022, 05:47:56 am »

I know the thread title asks for “words”, but almost any profile with over done/glossy/photoshopped pics, or that show so little of the ladies true looks by being blurred out (or headless) are an instant deterrent.

Punter S Thompson · « **Reply #73 on:** April 21, 2022, 09:46:18 am »

Curvy

KerachiDope · « **Reply #74 on:** April 21, 2022, 11:09:05 am »

Me likes a curvy bird.

lamboman · « **Reply #75 on:** April 21, 2022, 01:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Punter S Thompson on April 21, 2022, 09:46:18 am

Curvy

Longwinded version of fat.

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #76 on:** April 22, 2022, 10:50:47 am »

Catch me while you can - Just why, isn’t remotely appealing

New girl - That’s 90% chance of being a lie. Just re-branding

norwichfunseeker · « **Reply #77 on:** April 22, 2022, 11:40:21 am »

Just found this on a profile.
Knowing my luck it would mean shes got a cock or something! *

Hidden Image/Members Only

* disclaimer - I have never seen the lady whose profile this is on, so am in no way suggesting that she has!

GingerNuts · « **Reply #78 on:** April 22, 2022, 11:45:11 am »

Quote from: norwichfunseeker on April 22, 2022, 11:40:21 am

Just found this on a profile.
Knowing my luck it would mean shes got a cock or something! *

Hidden Image/Members Only

* disclaimer - I have never seen the lady whose profile this is on, so am in no way suggesting that she has!

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The "suprise" is she'll ghost you.

norwichfunseeker · « **Reply #79 on:** April 22, 2022, 12:45:25 pm »

Quote from: GingerNuts on April 22, 2022, 11:45:11 am

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The "suprise" is she'll ghost you.

Respect for your detective skills on that one and finding the profile (which I deliberately didnt name).
I have no intention of booking her, she just appeared on a search.

suttonporksword · « **Reply #80 on:** April 22, 2022, 01:57:35 pm »

Not about an advert but when you arrive and there is a bin overflowing with used condoms and wet wipes isnt exactly a turn on

Colston36 · « **Reply #81 on:** April 23, 2022, 01:10:47 pm »

Quote from: Sibiu on April 15, 2022, 02:39:54 pm

Squirting = pissing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I'm telling you otherwise. And SO many other members have pointed out it's not at all the same.

Having said that I endorse the dislike of pay pig. We all pay but aren't necessarily all pigs. Though on the wilder shores of pervery I have seen people wear pig masks.

1599337 · « **Reply #82 on:** April 23, 2022, 01:37:34 pm »

I don't like when they only have DISCRETIONARY ones for owo and French kissing. 90% of the time just means they don't offer it but still want to reel lads in with it

1599337 · « **Reply #83 on:** April 23, 2022, 01:38:53 pm »

Quote from: tp69 on April 18, 2022, 03:21:06 pm

Any indication that there's a limit to how many times I can blow my load. If I'm paying for time then I expect to be allowed to perform the allowed services for that period of time. Makes no sense to me.

I'd think most of the time an account with this is just gonna rush you anyway too, one cum means the moment you finish she picks you up and chucks you out the door

Dinekid7 · « **Reply #84 on:** June 05, 2022, 07:53:41 pm »

"High Class“

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #85 on:** June 05, 2022, 08:18:28 pm »

Last day in town

Whiteknight · « **Reply #86 on:** June 05, 2022, 08:20:58 pm »

They only take 2 bookings in a day.

FiveKnuckles · « **Reply #87 on:** June 05, 2022, 08:37:48 pm »

When sergei decided to skip lesson

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Festa · « **Reply #88 on:** June 05, 2022, 09:36:31 pm »

Well educated, post graduate qualifications, posh, public schooling....

Home Alone · « **Reply #89 on:** June 05, 2022, 10:07:20 pm »

Quote from: Festa on June 05, 2022, 09:36:31 pm

Well educated, post graduate qualifications, posh, public schooling....

All of the above; wtf do any of them have to do with shagging?? I'm reasonably well-educated; but I've never been in an Escort's bedroom to discuss educational achievements!

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #90 on:** June 05, 2022, 11:46:09 pm »

Quote from: Festa on June 05, 2022, 09:36:31 pm

Well educated, post graduate qualifications, posh, public schooling....

Have to agree to. Like I give the slightest fuck where they went for eduction. As If we’re going to strike up a convo on political matters during sex

. Only two things I’m scouting for good looks and good figure. Whether she went Harvard or not is not up there on the list

southern punter · « **Reply #91 on:** June 06, 2022, 05:47:44 am »

"Enhanced"

signy · « **Reply #92 on:** June 06, 2022, 08:11:33 am »

Quote from: Festa on June 05, 2022, 09:36:31 pm

Well educated, post graduate qualifications, posh, public schooling....

Do they have their certificates framed and up on the wall (like docotors/lawyers in the movies)?

petermisc · « **Reply #93 on:** June 06, 2022, 09:24:59 am »

Quote from: Dinekid7 on June 05, 2022, 07:53:41 pm

"High Class“

Agreed. A sure sign they are anything but.

elnukky · « **Reply #94 on:** June 06, 2022, 09:45:37 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on June 05, 2022, 10:07:20 pm

All of the above; wtf do any of them have to do with shagging?? I'm reasonably well-educated; but I've never been in an Escort's bedroom to discuss educational achievements!

I think they mention their education for those inclined to book them as an escort for the evening. As in, a date for a high class event or business dinner etc

silverspoon · « **Reply #95 on:** June 06, 2022, 10:05:40 am »

"very dirty girl"

you must shower on arrival !!!!!!!!!

PumpDump · « **Reply #96 on:** June 06, 2022, 02:23:37 pm »

The word "No". The most off-putting thing is a when the girl starts her profile with a list of Nos/Don'ts. You just know she will be a moany bitch.

alabama1 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 06, 2022, 03:25:17 pm »

It's already been said , but 'Curvy'. Oh, and 'courtesan'. No idea what it means, but it sounds like i would be overpaying !

petermisc · « **Reply #98 on:** June 07, 2022, 10:51:49 am »

Quote from: alabama1 on June 06, 2022, 03:25:17 pm

It's already been said , but 'Curvy'. Oh, and 'courtesan'. No idea what it means, but it sounds like i would be overpaying !

Think Japanese qeisha. She is expecting you to pay her for the pleasure of being in her company. In other words, you can expect a lot of timewasting.

sparkus · « **Reply #99 on:** June 07, 2022, 02:49:57 pm »

If there was an opposite to this thread I have to admit some text does propel me to book e.g. "I will drain your balls".

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Author Topic: Words in a SP's adverts, that put you off seeing them? (Read 4808 times)