Ive done a few cryptic ads on CL, but this one about a year ago just said
Lady required for secreterial work, must have great oral skills, and good with money. Take instruction and be punctual.
full training will be gven to right lady.
2 hours later I was balls deep (mouth) in a bored woman in Frodsham, who like to spice it up wanking on cam with like minded when hubby is at work, seen my ad and thought ...saucy.. After a couple hours playing we went to a local pub, and at the table she asked me if Id rim her as she had never tried it.
She went the bog cleaned her arse and I was eating it in the back of my van 10 mins later, favour returned on me ......another bj and done.
3 problems she wasnt the best looking but a lovely person and a decent bod (2 kids)
married
kept hassling me for meets for months saying how "secretive" it was and turned her on.
Another one, was a 20 yo something in L17, jumped in the car took her to a pub near the mersey, I bet she wasnt 4ft 10,sz 6 lovely blonde hair, a bit chavvie the lips and all the rest of it. She had bacardie, then another then another. Got a bit larey, started loud voicing people, what are you looking at..... you never seen a girl with an older fella...blah blah, blah...I chucked her 20 for a taxi and did one, possible drugs.
Shame, she looked like a proper spinner. Again mithered the fkn life out of me for ages. Works on the Ferry that runs out the mersey to Ireland.
there are more, but sadly seems to have died a death (or dying)
there are as many bad uns on CL as good uns..probably more
oh and every time I get lads wanting me to fuck em mis treat em, either gay, tranny, or just twinks. does anyone else or is it me ha ha