Silliest no-no's

[Marmalade]

So I had a cheery, nice-looking, reasonably priced tart for my most recent punt. Glanced through the Sergei-compiled 'likes' list and had a laugh before going out, knowing that CIM and OWO in Romanian are probably 'CollectIn' Money' and 'Only Won't Open gob' (he does get his letters mixed up, poor guy).

She was a bit bossy in a cheery sort of way, asking politely what I would like and then telling me what I would get.

I resisted the urge to tell her fuck off when I asked her to turn over.
Her: "You mean doggy?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "No."

So it was cowgirl mish and a smidgen of sideways (the last involving a long technical discussion on exact details of where I required each arm and leg before she moved.

So sideways shag was actually an 'at discretion'. Doubtless there exists several pages of Rules and Regulations about it.

We could do with a no-no's list. They can be like tripwires trying to wreck a punt.

Feel free to contribute.

[ickydicky]

the ones who dont let you touch there tits

[JupitersBurning]

The ones who clean you up with a really rough disposable kitchen towel 

[pewpewpew]

The ones who clean you up with a really rough disposable kitchen towel 

Better than when they just chick a baby wipe at you. I had a girl throw me an empty packet of baby wipes and when i complained she said that's all she had. Bastard

[mikexxlong]

Some whores just take the fucking piss
Just Adding insult to injury,
Where everything about the punt is shit, and they can be incredibly frustrating and deflating affairs

Everything is an effort/inconvenience for the bitch,
Can’t touch or do that and they suddenly become extras that wasn’t mentioned or agreed before money changed hands
Utter crap or no amenities,
A hand full of times I noticed Some EE use these so called wet wipes that are more like grease proof / tracing paper
 where the fuck they get these fucking things from and if they are even meant for human use who knows? As I don’t see the prossie using them

The list goes on
 Unfortunately you often find this out after the money has changed hands

[Ben4454]

We need some kind of translation guide for a Romanian profile. 'At discretion' means never. Anything else on the likes list means at discretion but probably not. Do not see the reason for not offering doggystyle? I assume it is because with other positions they can see if you're going to remove the condom or not. One dig I have with Romanians is their bad breath. It always smells of a mixture of cock and ciggerettes. Which seems odd as most do not do oral without. Perhaps she gives one of her sergies a quick uncovered blow inbetween punts.

I never had an issue with baby wipes as they turn me on when a girl starts wiping my cock down.

[denneboom]

A regular Romanian I see wont go on top.

So its spoons, doggy or mish.

Annoying because in this case its the best view.

[Stalinator]

I agree that most Romanians have a bigger dislikes and nevers list than most prossies.

I have yet to encounter a Romanian that does OWO or kissing.

[RedKettle]

the ones who dont let you touch there tits

I had this years ago with a woman in Sheffield, she never said not to but each time my hands moved that way she sort of dodged out of the way, it became almost a challenge to get hold of them.  It was ridiculous but quite funny now I recall the manoeuvring.

Sad thing was that punting was so poor in Sheffield then (still is) that I went back to see her again, still struggle to get the tits but otherwise a good shag. 

[nigel4498]

I agree that most Romanians have a bigger dislikes and nevers list than most prossies.

I have yet to encounter a Romanian that does OWO or kissing.

There's two in Southampton that do.
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[ickydicky]

I had this years ago with a woman in Sheffield, she never said not to but each time my hands moved that way she sort of dodged out of the way, it became almost a challenge to get hold of them.  It was ridiculous but quite funny now I recall the manoeuvring.

Sad thing was that punting was so poor in Sheffield then (still is) that I went back to see her again, still struggle to get the tits but otherwise a good shag.

the french witch/nutter in glasgow wont let you touch her saggy wee tits. despite what the fake fb and frs about her say

[rubric]

Some years ago I saw a Canadian girl who in every other respect provided an absolutely cracking service - but never wanted to be on top (she said it made her feel scared).  Every other position was fine, and she was in every other respect without inhibitions (kissing, CIM, DT etc).

[ickydicky]

Some years ago I saw a Canadian girl who in every other respect provided an absolutely cracking service - but never wanted to be on top (she said it made her feel scared).  Every other position was fine, and she was in every other respect without inhibitions (kissing, CIM, DT etc).

that is weird but its not really a hoors no no. like dont touch my tits etc.....

[Taggart]

I hate the no fingers stance.  Just love fingering a tight pussy. Always ask if not seen lady before.
It would help immensely if FRs mentioned whether the girl was happy with fingering or not.  Saves lots of disappointment.

[Desimonic]

+1  @taggart 

[backofthenet]

here's one - External Link/Members Only

No oral until you get to know her.

[mrdiamond77]

The no fingers in pussy for me also.  Plus any girl who does not kiss on lips.

[Nagilum]

Sounds like the Russian inscotland I went to. Told her where to stick it.

No kissing is the killer for me.  Fingering not bothered too much.

[Apu]

When they tell you to undress.... FFS you do it for me!

[Mart1976e]

Unfortunately, the no finger rule tends to be due to dickhead punters.

If they are too rough, or have dirty nails or sharp nails or so on, they scratch down there. It can be painful, draw blood and put the wg out of action for days, losing her money.

That's what I've been told by guys that no longer allow it. It doesn't make a break a punt for me like no DFK, OWO or RO would, so...whatever.

[Ben4454]

I always found the no cumming more than once rule quite ludicrous. If I am paying for your 'time' and not the service than cumming more than once is fine. I am usually only a one shooter type of guy but a working girl who has this kind of rule I do not see. It gives me a good indication of the general service.

[pewpewpew]

I consider myself quite lucky with my wants. I don't like kissing, eating pussy or fingering and these seem to be the most common no's

If a girl said to me no OWO i would have to walk though

[Ben4454]

I consider myself quite lucky with my wants. I don't like kissing, eating pussy or fingering and these seem to be the most common no's

If a girl said to me no OWO i would have to walk though

Some girls tell you do they do it and then refuse. Best thing to do is look at their body cues when they say yes to oral without. No eye contact/looking down is a sign they're lying. I once caught a Romanian prossie out on this and walked.

[CityTillIDie]

Not sure why the OP has any problems unless his communication skills are wanting.
I just ask the WG all the relevant questions, BEFORE agreeing to visit, ensure I'm very clean, turn up cheerful and shower again on arrival. Always get what I went for.

I've explained to them that my money will depend on their service. Perhaps OP needs to phrase questions to WG more legibly/comprehensibly?

CTID

[Horizontal pleasures]

no touch, kiss or fondle of ears. I like ears, not as a fetish but it often turns on the ladies, especially if you are gentle.

[will-ow]

I hate hearing "I don't do kissing " because it makes me instantly think that their whole "work ethic" if you will , is based on watching Pretty Woman.....

[Corus Boy]

Not so much a No, No as a demand of service;

I will need Hotel details, your name & hotel room Number. The meeting will be cancelled without refund if the client becomes abusive, lies or asks for bareback sex or is un hygienic ect... bookings for more than 2hours require taking me for a meal.

[Spartacus123]

I've had a WG tell me not to touch her.....at all 

WTF?

Obviously she already had my money at this point...lesson learnt

[Marmalade]

I've had a WG tell me not to touch her.....at all 

WTF?

Obviously she already had my money at this point...lesson learnt

I had one of those. Unfuckingbelievable. Worse than a no hands lapdance.

 

Two actually ... just remembered a certain Russian as well. Hand anywhere politely removed. Body too close during genital pumping and it was pushed away with two hands. Basically lay there while I placed the deposit in her fannybox then wiped. Ffs. Reminded me of an LA cop. "Place your hands on the car. Do not move your hands. Remain where we can see and do not, repeat, do not move." (Sirens, flashing lights, three guns pointing at me and instructions through a megaphone. All I'd done was turned right -- slowly -- on a red without coming to the obligatary one-second stop first).

[star69]

 I have had an escort who would not let me take off her stockings because she said she had an operation. Maybe she did not want to be fully naked i dont know.

 Anyone else had this ?

[Stalinator]

I have had an escort who would not let me take off her stockings because she said she had an operation. Maybe she did not want to be fully naked i dont know.

 Anyone else had this ?

Very common with Romanians. Few of them want to get fully naked. In my experience it is to hide how fat they really are.

[CoolTiger]

I have had an escort who would not let me take off her stockings because she said she had an operation. Maybe she did not want to be fully naked i dont know.

 Anyone else had this ?

Very common with Romanians. Few of them want to get fully naked. In my experience it is to hide how fat they really are.

Or hide their tattoos!!