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Offline veritas1

Hi there,

I am looking to arrange a business celebration & wanted to have a "Hookers & Bubbles" type night.

Ideally going to a venue to celebrate with lots of champagne & scantily clad young ladies that can take us somewhere more "private" within the venue for some "fun" between consenting adults.

Can anyone recommend such a venue? Does it even exist in the UK?

Cheers
Veritas

Offline Zeusthedoc

Hi there,

I am looking to arrange a business celebration & wanted to have a "Hookers & Bubbles" type night.

Ideally going to a venue to celebrate with lots of champagne & scantily clad young ladies that can take us somewhere more "private" within the venue for some "fun" between consenting adults.

Can anyone recommend such a venue? Does it even exist in the UK?

Cheers
Veritas


seems like a lazy detective trying to find an undercover brothel

External Link/Members Only - sure that's not you?

Offline hockogrockle

Something a bit fishy about somebody whose first (and only) post is made under the name "veritas". It is, after all, the Latin for "truth". Why would anybody want to use a pseudonym with legalistic/moralistic overtones?

Offline Sedlmayer

Hi there,

I am looking to arrange a business celebration & wanted to have a "Hookers & Bubbles" type night.

Ideally going to a venue to celebrate with lots of champagne & scantily clad young ladies that can take us somewhere more "private" within the venue for some "fun" between consenting adults.

Can anyone recommend such a venue? Does it even exist in the UK?

Cheers
Veritas

What business are you in Veritas?



Offline Sedlmayer

sure this guy isn't a troll with his 10% body fat?

And a 7" pork sword.......

Offline sublimetoridiculous

Why would anybody want to use a pseudonym with legalistic/moralistic overtones?

Because they are a lawyer?

They do shag as well as the rest of of us.

Offline Tonyleung

Because they are a lawyer?

They do shag as well as the rest of of us.

Theres a joke to be had in there... :)

Offline hockogrockle

Because they are a lawyer?

They do shag as well as the rest of of us.
I considered the possibliity that "veritas" was a lawyer (or a clergyman), but ruled it out on the grounds that any lawyer found to be organising an activity of doubtful legality would be in danger of getting struck off.
And I'm well aware of the womanising proclivities of lawyers. The brilliant (and arrogant) FE Smith (who became Lord Birkenhead LC), died at the age of 56 (I think it was) of cirrhosis of the liver, probably shortly before he would have been murdered by one of a very  large number of cuckolded husbands.

Offline Zeusthedoc

I considered the possibliity that "veritas" was a lawyer (or a clergyman), but ruled it out on the grounds that any lawyer found to be organising an activity of doubtful legality would be in danger of getting struck off.
And I'm well aware of the womanising proclivities of lawyers. The brilliant (and arrogant) FE Smith (who became Lord Birkenhead LC), died at the age of 56 (I think it was) of cirrhosis of the liver, probably shortly before he would have been murdered by one of a very  large number of cuckolded husbands.

Maybe he's a historian with a specialism in the Roman Empire and has a particular affinity to the phrase:
In vino veritas

Offline Sedlmayer

Maybe he's a historian with a specialism in the Roman Empire and has a particular affinity to the phrase:
In vino veritas

Maybe he's just a fucking trolling cunt...

Offline Zeusthedoc

Maybe he's just a fucking trolling cunt...

Sedlmayer....you're so cynical.....
at least no-one fell for his shit.

Offline Sedlmayer

Sedlmayer....you're so cynical.....
at least no-one fell for his shit.

Wish we had a "high five" emoticon, mate..... :thumbsup:

Offline Zeusthedoc

Wish we had a "high five" emoticon, mate..... :thumbsup:

teaching all my nieces and nephews the value of the 'air 5'...
which is the gesture done in mid-air, in the direction of someone doing the same thing.

Now, every time I get them to do something that pisses their parents off, we air 5.
:dance: :yahoo:  :thumbsup:
probably a combination of these 3.

Offline Sedlmayer

teaching all my nieces and nephews the value of the 'air 5'...
which is the gesture done in mid-air, in the direction of someone doing the same thing.

Now, every time I get them to do something that pisses their parents off, we air 5.
:dance: :yahoo:  :thumbsup:
probably a combination of these 3.

I'm a naughty Uncle too ha ha -  :drinks:

Offline veritas1

LMFAO at these replies!!!

Not sure how I disprove I am an undercover detective / Troll / Clergyman to the cynics on this Board...

Other than possibly linking to my AW Profile which is of the same name - Veritas1 (not sure how I do this) so you can see my feedback...

Am I also to take it that those individuals that have taken the time to slag me off don't have the info i was hoping to find?

Thanks All - you've made a Newbie feel really welcome...

Offline veritas1

And for those asking about use of Veritas - please be aware it was also a very well known type of Computer Backup Software as well as a Latin term...

Must be great to be a Know-It-All...

Offline Zeusthedoc

And for those asking about use of Veritas - please be aware it was also a very well known type of Computer Backup Software as well as a Latin term...

Must be great to be a Know-It-All...

it's your username - call yourself what you want, but people take the piss sometimes

Yes, it's software that i think Symantec systems developed it
They're also a 'professional services company'
as well as a 'Very Energetic Radiation Imaging Telescope Array System'
and a religious text publications company based in Ireland
and a Prep school in the USA...
as well as a Latin term, so what?!


whilst no-one claimed to be a know-it-all, it's a bit weird that you then don't respond for a number of days after starting a thread. I get you may have a job that makes it difficult for you etc....but if you have started a thread it's usually just polite to check back a bit more frequently, especially seeing as you made a request...

As far as a proper response goes...no, i don't think there is anything...maybe if you were able to give a bit more information there would be people on the forum who were able to help...personally, i think you're dreaming of some sort of secret billionaire's  harem where supermodels wear masks and take men in suits in to rooms etc...if that's the case, you're looking in the wrong place, they're usually by invitation only.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2015, 12:43:14 pm by Zeusthedoc »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Hi there,

I am looking to arrange a business celebration & wanted to have a "Hookers & Bubbles" type night.

Ideally going to a venue to celebrate with lots of champagne & scantily clad young ladies that can take us somewhere more "private" within the venue for some "fun" between consenting adults.

Can anyone recommend such a venue? Does it even exist in the UK?

Cheers
Veritas
a fantasy
I can vividly remember the fun and games at Ambleside Avenue in Streatham, the house of pleasure run by Cynthia Payne in the 1970s but nothing like it since then.
HP

jcdmj12

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You are Robert Kilroy Silk and I claim my £5.

Offline StevenS

« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 12:27:25 pm by StevenS »

LL

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The topic tag line promised lots but didn't deliver (so I shall try to fulfil my own expectations of what I imagined I would read in such a thread).

I personally think there would be a big market for themed brothels and the pimps and madams are missing a trick here!

Picture this...
The cowboy western brothel straight out of a John Wayne cowboy movie. Enter it through a pair of swing-doors into a cowboy bar where they only sell whisky. Cowboys (actors) turn around to look at the newcomer. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Then a slut in one of those huge dresses invites you to sit down next to her - "not seen you here before cowboy", etc, etc. you can take her upstairs and nail her and the rest of the whores for a dollar.

Then there's the Total-Recall-themed brothel (not talking about the shitty remake, the one which helped sculpt my youth of course, and with Arnie in it - "get your ass to Mars!"). The whole seedy brothel is reconstructed from that one you remember from the movie - that cheesy strip-joint cum bar cum fuck-pad, and yes it was on Mars. Some of the prossies have a third tit. "You got a lot O' nerve showing your face around here", etc, etc. pick the girl you like and get down to business with her only to be interrupted mid-coitus by a gunfight between the authorities and the rebels supporting Quaid ("open your mind...", etc etc)
 :D

Offline veritas1

LL - you got it!

We've all seen the classic Bordello in the films & TV.

Shame - would have been lovely - Stringfellows it is then...

Offline Slartysmith

a fantasy
I can vividly remember the fun and games at Ambleside Avenue in Streatham, the house of pleasure run by Cynthia Payne in the 1970s but nothing like it since then.
HP

Did I meet you there once, or was it in the swimming pool at Cliveden?

vt

  • Guest
LL - you got it!

We've all seen the classic Bordello in the films & TV.

Shame - would have been lovely - Stringfellows it is then...

I'm going to call this one out too...how do you know that everyone in this circle of business associates would want to have 'fun' with prostitutes, possibly in front of others in a group setting, some possibly being married or in committed relationships...that's a big step for someone who's never done it before to feel pressurised to take...not to mention the fear of news getting back to loved ones from less discreet members of the group.

Also, what kind of professional image would it project of the business if news of it reached clients?

This hobby is usually a private thing that although discussed openly here in anonymity, is rarely discussed with real life associates, such is it's stigma.

I think you do need to think this through carefully...or are you just trolling??  :unknown:

« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 03:01:59 pm by vt »