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ChadFandango

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Hey all,

Noob looking for the Perfect punt ;) Looking forwards to contribute and receive!


Offline buccdriver

Hope you've done all your homework for school tomorrow............. :music:

ChadFandango

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Been reading up on punting Wiki, so I'll try to keep the stupid questions to the bare minimum


Offline Steely Dan

So go see Hayley.  If no good, explain why and we can provide further guidance.

bigmanbigman

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ChadFandango

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Does one have a link for...Hayley?

bigmanbigman

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See top right where it says search !

Offline Steely Dan

Does one have a link for...Hayley?
Been reading up on punting Wiki, so I'll try to keep the stupid questions to the bare minimum
Sorry but WTF did you read on the wiki? Sort the list (see above link that was there this whole time, or the link below) by rating, click on the girl with the top rating.
External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: October 08, 2017, 10:31:10 pm by Steely Dan »

ChadFandango

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Steely Dan, thanks for the clarification.
Unfortunately I haven't developed the ability to read minds yet.
WTF have I been reading on Punting Wiki?

Pick any of the plethora of topics really.

Punting guide to writing reviews and Top Tips were my initial go to...then questions not to ask.

Which ones have you found useful Dan?

bigmanbigman

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Cf you challenge all here its not a good way to make a start see how it pans out .

Offline Steely Dan

Punting guide to writing reviews and Top Tips were my initial go to...then questions not to ask.

Which ones have you found useful Dan?
None that you wrote.

OTOH, I wrote (or edited with a few other awesome people) those three pages for you.  Look under history. I also wrote the list of SE escorts.

If I note that you are the main author of a page of help to me I'll be sure to send you a box of chocolate.

I'll add under questions not to ask, 'Who is Hayley' but that this only applies on the SE page, since that page has the wiki list of top SE escorts, and it applies only to punters who state that they have just read the wiki!

And, you should still go fuck Hayley.  Heh heh then you will owe me big time! Never let any UKP poster get in the way of a good fuck!

External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: October 09, 2017, 11:02:42 pm by Steely Dan »

ChadFandango

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I don't follow.


I started a simple thread about looking forwards to contribute.
Now I'm somehow the arsehole.

I challenge all? Not sure how, but ok, we'll roll with it.

To all those whom feel offended by my thread.
I can only appoligise.

So, let's just agree to kill this thread.

Offline Steely Dan

Which ones have you found useful Dan?
Newbie here, and you have attitude like this?  And you ask why you get sharp words?

Anyway, we still need to find you a good escort.  Could you say what location is good for you?  It is fine if you don't fancy Hayley, but if you say WHY, then the boys may be able to suggest one. Else we may open Cueballs cage....

ChadFandango

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Cool,

Reading and London. I tend to commute.

Thanks.

ChadFandango

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I've seen escorts in the past here and there.

Only a newbie to this/any forum.

Offline pewpewpew

I was a noob once and it is a bit overwhelming. Best way to learn and to avoid asking stupid questions which you'll be harrassed for is to read the wiki as already suggested, read a load of posts in the forum and go fuck a hooker. Make sure you review Hayley after

ChadFandango

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Thanks,

I won't be seeing Hayley.

If the Hayley you're in about is the ginger one, then I'm out I'm afraid.
Blonde or brunette. Tiny teens 18-22 is what I'm after.

bigmanbigman

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Well pick your own and best of luck you've turned down the best now try the rest.

Offline Dav618id

Thanks,

I won't be seeing Hayley.

If the Hayley you're in about is the ginger one, then I'm out I'm afraid.
Blonde or brunette. Tiny teens 18-22 is what I'm after.

well then search in adultworks the town you want to see girl in if you know postcode use that, then age, bust size, hair colour, ect.read her field reports to see what town she works in. then come back here search for said girls read reviews. phone or text see girl write review. then you wont get stick.

Offline mh

Well pick your own and best of luck you've turned down the best now try the rest.

What a plonker - "though I asked opinions from you all without stating my preferences I won't see probably the best reviewed girl on UKP/AW because stuff".

ChadFandango

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I'm sorry that I won't see a ginger chick.

I'm sorry I signed up.

I'm sorry I started the thread.

I'm sorry I've hurt people's feelings because I don't want to see Hayley.

In general. I'm just sorry.

Moving on. I'm fully aware of Adultwork and it's search functions.
This is not me having an attitude. Merely me stating I know how to use it. Thanks for the advice though.

Foreveryone else who insists I have an attitude...stop it. I don't. I made an introduction post and have since  had the internet hardmen come after me.
I here merely to read reviews, see some ladies of the night and review them in a timely fashion.

If jumping on this thread to dish out some abuse is your kind of thing then so be it. I can't stop that.
I'm done with this thread.

If I get banned as a result of this non aggressive post then that's the price I pay.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2017, 09:31:16 pm by ChadFandango »

Offline mh

I made an introduction post and have since  had the internet hardmen come after me.

Oh for goodness sake, get a grip.


ChadFandango

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MH - thanks for the input.


Steely Dan, much appreciated...that's the kind of gem I'm after!
Keep that quality line coming.

Offline pewpewpew

MH - thanks for the input.


Steely Dan, much appreciated...that's the kind of gem I'm after!
Keep that quality line coming.
It would be far more helpful if you search adultwork and post links to girls you're interested in and we can offer opinions on that

Offline mh


ChadFandango

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ChadFandango

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Pew Pee Pew.

I could just read reviews on here too. That would be quicker I guess.

Offline mh

Oh for goodness sake, get a grip.
MH - thanks for the input.

Oh no, he's been banned. What a loss to the forum.  :sarcastic:

Offline The Bear

Hello all,

I'm a VERY New Noobie too.

I've been lurking on UKP for quite a long time but never seen fit to post, however I would like to point out that the Punting Wiki referred to in this thread would appear to be out of date - for very obvious reasons I do realise.

 I'm also interested in the Epsom area and went here External Link/Members Only to find that, For example "Sausage Inspector" is shown on the Wiki as being in Crawley but as we can see, she's actually now in Oxford. External Link/Members Only

My point is simply that the Wiki isn't infallible.

Cheers.....
« Last Edit: October 18, 2017, 05:18:40 pm by The Bear »

Offline Zimbaman

Hello all,

I'm a VERY New Noobie too.

I've been lurking on UKP for quite a long time but never seen fit to post, however I would like to point out that the Punting Wiki referred to in this thread would appear to be out of date - for very obvious reasons I do realise.

 I'm also interested in the Epsom area and went here External Link/Members Only to find that, For example "Sausage Inspector" is shown on the Wiki as being in Crawley but as we can see, she's actually now in Oxford. External Link/Members Only

My point is simply that the Wiki isn't infallible.

Cheers.....

This gets my vote as the most pointless first post from a lurker. The wiki is a useful resource, put together by people to help others. Your post is fucking pointless.

Offline scutty brown

Hello all,

I'm a VERY New Noobie too.

I've been lurking on UKP for quite a long time but never seen fit to post, however I would like to point out that the Punting Wiki referred to in this thread would appear to be out of date - for very obvious reasons I do realise.

 I'm also interested in the Epsom area and went here External Link/Members Only to find that, For example "Sausage Inspector" is shown on the Wiki as being in Crawley but as we can see, she's actually now in Oxford. External Link/Members Only

My point is simply that the Wiki isn't infallible.

Cheers.....

If you're that fucking bothered, then create an account and correct it yourself.
Its a wiki article, that's how wikis work: they are a community joint project