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Offline The0neAnd0nly

Just started watching Celebrity Race Across The World.

Was pleasantly surprised when I saw the always lovely Kelly Brook appear on my screen. She definitely has an advantage being able to bring her 2 big friends with her!!

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Offline syfodas

Don’t know who she is but who cares would love her on the scene

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Offline mr.bluesky

Don’t know who she is but who cares would love her on the scene

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Impressive chebbage whoever she is ( as  Impressive as Ellie the empress ) Booby heaven. :yahoo:

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Offline mancsguy1975

Just started watching Celebrity Race Across The World.

Was pleasantly surprised when I saw the always lovely Kelly Brook appear on my screen. She definitely has an advantage being able to bring her 2 big friends with her!!

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Like a fine wine, Kellys chebbage gets better with age IMHO.

Offline RandomGuy99

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Asha from Coronation Street. I feel a bit weird because she’s been in it since a kid but she is 22 now in real life. Plus she looks like somebody I have the hots for in real life.

Offline mr.bluesky

Like a fine wine, Kellys chebbage gets better with age IMHO.


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And nipples you could hang your hat on
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Offline RandomGuy99

Megan Fox minus the over filled lips in Subservience External Link/Members Only

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She plays a robot who decides that the male of the household's ptoblems are caused by his family - a Hand That Rocks The Cradle with a scantily clad Megan Fox robot shagging the male of the household.

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Offline Winker121

Radio 1's  Sian Eleri is absolutely lovely, and has the most amazing Welsh accent   :rose:


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Yes indeed!  Sounds very sexy on the wireless and looks great on the TV.

Offline Winker121

How about Sophie Lloyd. Apparently she's guitarist for machine gun Kelly, whoever that is...

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Overly grinney in her u tube vids for my liking.



Offline george r

Impressive chebbage whoever she is ( as  Impressive as Ellie the empress ) Booby heaven. :yahoo:

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caramba  :thumbsup:




Offline mr.bluesky

+1 from me for this one, Mr Random. No surprise Mr Bluesky also approves  :D

 :D you know me too well PeterParker . I have a soft spot for blondes and Orientals.   :rose:

Offline PeterParker94

:D you know me too well PeterParker . I have a soft spot for blondes and Orientals.   :rose:

In fairness your DP is a slight giveaway  :lol: - Can't argue with that though, now imagine a blonde blue eye + oriental mix hybrid... just thinking out loud now  :yahoo:

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Offline RandomGuy99

Please please please!!

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Barry Keoghan's a lucky fella - her boyfriend as well as co-star in that video...
There's an awful lot of these women that seem to be having problems with the temperature control on their washing machines and shrinking their clothes. They'll freeze their bits in autumn and winter.

Offline mr.bluesky

There's an awful lot of these women that seem to be having problems with the temperature control on their washing machines and shrinking their clothes. They'll freeze their bits in autumn and winter.

I think they call it the " hooker" look. ( not that there's anything wrong with that )

Offline JohnsonSchlong

While we're fantasising - I actually don't wish any of these women were escorts - I wish I could meet them, charm the pants off them and fuck them consensually and for free   :dancegirl:

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Young Brazilian guitarist Larissa Liveir is absolutely stunning

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Offline mr.bluesky

Young Brazilian guitarist Larissa Liveir is absolutely stunning

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She's certainly a talented lady and gorgeous too.  :rose:

Offline rebelscum

There's a fingering joke in there somewhere...

Offline JontyR

There's a fingering joke in there somewhere...
Someone will make it, don't fret.

Offline DastardlyDick

While we're fantasising - I actually don't wish any of these women were escorts - I wish I could meet them, charm the pants off them and fuck them consensually and for free   :dancegirl:
I'm sure that applies to most of us on here.  :unknown:


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Offline A Decent Fist

Imagine a FFM with her & Anna Woolhouse
Similar looking burds, FAF loveleh boats & supa legs

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Nothing could induce me to watch sport on the telly but I do admire your taste.

Offline A Decent Fist

Impressive chebbage whoever she is ( as  Impressive as Ellie the empress ) Booby heaven. :yahoo:

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You reminded me how much I hate enormous tits. Total turn-off.

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

« Last Edit: October 01, 2024, 04:39:32 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »



Offline mr.bluesky

She looks lots of fun
Time for some johnsons
Lost in chebs  :yahoo:

Just wondering webbie, do you have shares in Johnsons baby oil  :D

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Just wondering webbie, do you have shares in Johnsons baby oil  :D

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I should have
Bet she comes up a lovely sheen
Can only imagine the slippery fun to be had
oilyTW TF tastic  :yahoo:

Offline sparkus

Just wondering webbie, do you have shares in Johnsons baby oil  :D

If he did it would make my life easier rather than the intrepid shoe leather I'm losing trying birds out.

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If he did it would make my life easier rather than the intrepid shoe leather I'm losing trying birds out.

You've lost me  :unknown:
BTW, when are you gonna catch me up ?  ;)

Offline sparkus

You've lost me  :unknown:
BTW, when are you gonna catch me up ?  ;)

When you tip me some Johnson and Johnson shares to fund my non-manogamous lifestyle.
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Offline mr.bluesky

:lol:
I should have
Bet she comes up a lovely sheen
Can only imagine the slippery fun to be had
oilyTW TF tastic  :yahoo:

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I reckon you'd need two bottles for Ellie, one bottle for each tit.
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Offline Resources3xx

Overly grinney in her u tube vids for my liking.

i think your being overly critical mate.  im pretty sure if she was bent over and her arsehole and fanny lips with just staring at you. i doubt you'd say ""no thanks, you grin too much on youtube" :D

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Don’t know who she is but who cares would love her on the scene

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Gorgeous! Anyone know her name?

Offline DastardlyDick

i think your being overly critical mate.  im pretty sure if she was bent over and her arsehole and fanny lips with just staring at you. i doubt you'd say ""no thanks, you grin too much on youtube" :D
She wouldn't be grinning with a cock in her mouth either :D
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Offline Punterperson1971

This one is a beauty she’s the mom of a Sunderland player Leon Dajaku,and she’s in her 40’s she absolutely stunning her name is Blerta Dajaku
And is now a grandma as well


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Offline RandomGuy99

Are you sure that's not his sister or girlfriend?

Offline Punterperson1971

Are you sure that's not his sister or girlfriend?
No apparently it’s his mom she does get mistaken for his gf or sister

Fans confuse footballer's stunning mum for his Wag… and she’s even a gran

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