Most ridiculous wording you've seen on a profile

[Mackydees]

There was a fairly short lived agency in the North East about 5-6 year ago who put together quite a good website and then gave no thought to what they stuck in the profiles.

My all time favourite which still makes me chuckle was the girl who literally had a single sentence after her stats....

Likes Trampolining and Anal.


And I wonder why they didn't survive?


Can anyone better that?

[HS4000Kestral]

I remember a EE one a few months back that advertised "French Pissing" - I phoned up just for the hell of it to find out if was something I hadn't heard of....

[Captain Caveman]

I saw one the other day that said "I speak English so we can understand echather" 

[NIK]

There was a fairly short lived agency in the North East about 5-6 year ago who put together quite a good website and then gave no thought to what they stuck in the profiles.

My all time favourite which still makes me chuckle was the girl who literally had a single sentence after her stats....

Likes Trampolining and Anal.


And I wonder why they didn't survive?


Can anyone better that?

Presumably both at the same time?