Author Topic: Corona virus (Read 30403 times)

doughboy · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:47:12 pm »

As for punting, I'm feeling very horny at the moment (nothing to do with the corona virus) but have held off from finding some fun. Ok, so I am fairly certain I would recover from CV but it's the implications of passing it only those that are vulnerable.

Moby Dick · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:17:26 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on March 15, 2020, 11:42:46 am

I'd rather not catch it at all.... but I take your point.

But if you don’t catch it you want build up any immunity.
You will then be more vulnerable when the next virus or strain comes along.

Get yourself down the nearest parlour and have a five way FFFFFM.
I doubt they will be busy next week, so should be easy to arrange at a good price.

gary03 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:52:11 pm »

Time to be sensible.if your not supposed to have a pint or bag of chips time to stop for now.girls will be desperate for business if we all stop for a month

gbyld87 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 16, 2020, 08:15:01 pm »

I would agree that people should be sensible. Those at higher risk especially so.

As someone not in a higher risk category I've been pretty blasé about it all up to now but it still makes me think twice about making a booking.

MajorPayne · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2020, 07:31:41 am »

Quote from: gary03 on March 16, 2020, 06:52:11 pm

Time to be sensible.if your not supposed to have a pint or bag of chips time to stop for now.girls will be desperate for business if we all stop for a month

With the government urging everyone to avoid all non-essential social contact I've cancelled all my punts for the foreseeable future. . . just seems the socially responsible thing to do.

Iloveoral · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2020, 01:27:20 pm »

Quote from: RogerBoner on March 10, 2020, 11:27:47 pm

Please stop ILO. I'm worried about you, oh my brother!

Appreciated bro, will calm it down I’ve got too much time on my hands atm

If I sit around too long I get the horn

newb87 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:36:50 pm »

holding of but some how , super horny than before

GingerNuts · « **Reply #57 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:40:09 pm »

Quote from: newb87 on March 18, 2020, 02:36:50 pm

holding of but some how , super horny than before

You've been holding off for over two years. You can survive a little longer.

Dipper · « **Reply #58 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:47:38 pm »

secretjones · « **Reply #59 on:** March 18, 2020, 03:07:25 pm »

Quote from: GingerNuts on March 18, 2020, 02:40:09 pm

You've been holding off for over two years. You can survive a little longer.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #60 on:** March 18, 2020, 05:03:50 pm »

Time and opportunity presented themselves in Chesterfield this morning but l jibbed out in the end. Half heartedly txt'd Kirsty but wasn't disappointed when she said she was unavailable in my timeframe. Big brain overruled for once.

HailWood · « **Reply #61 on:** March 18, 2020, 05:13:05 pm »

Quote from: doughboy on March 16, 2020, 01:45:08 pm

3.4% of the TESTED population. And seeing as they aren't testing anyone/everyone who as a sore throat/cough, we don't actually know just how many have CV. I bet that there are millions of people with CV worldwide (and who don't know it) and so that mortality rate would be closer to the actual flu.

A very valid point which is supported by this German doctor. Worth a watch IMO despite it being in German and need to read the English subtitles.

External Link/Members Only

badsin · « **Reply #62 on:** March 18, 2020, 10:11:07 pm »

There was a phrase, "if you can measure it, you can manage it".
As we aren't doing mass testing, we haven't a clue what's going on, or how serious it may or may not be.
This chap make's some interesting points: External Link/Members Only

HailWood · « **Reply #63 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:04:59 pm »

I’ll predict that London will be locked down in the next 24hours....

James · « **Reply #64 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:35:29 pm »

Quote from: MikeTheBike on March 18, 2020, 11:04:59 pm

I’ll predict that London will be locked down in the next 24hours....

i have seen rumors of this, only key workers are allowed to use public transport and go out. army's drafting in to.

FreddieF · « **Reply #65 on:** March 19, 2020, 07:28:00 am »

If you want to hear a real expert go on YouTube Joe Rogan experience with Michael Osterholm. He tells it like it is. Can’t provide link, on phone and gotta be quick.

badsin · « **Reply #66 on:** March 19, 2020, 07:38:55 am »

Quote from: FreddieF on March 19, 2020, 07:28:00 am

If you want to hear a real expert go on YouTube Joe Rogan experience with Michael Osterholm. He tells it like it is. Can’t provide link, on phone and gotta be quick.

Saw this a few days ago: External Link/Members Only

Cocknose · « **Reply #67 on:** March 19, 2020, 07:49:12 pm »

I'm booking in at least 3 before lockdown, Jas Waverly street, Giulia Leicester and may be Onnapa

Jamesbattersea · « **Reply #68 on:** March 19, 2020, 09:26:39 pm »

I hope this shit, blows over quickly cos i've no work so no cash not even for a massage and now my wife won't even let me shag her cos i've got hay fever and she thinks it's the fucking virus!!!!!! Even though sneezing is not a symptom. She's just using it as an excuse bitch!!!!

MrMatrix · « **Reply #69 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:29:25 am »

Quote from: Jamesbattersea on March 19, 2020, 09:26:39 pm

I hope this shit, blows over quickly cos i've no work so no cash not even for a massage and now my wife won't even let me shag her cos i've got hay fever and she thinks it's the fucking virus!!!!!! Even though sneezing is not a symptom. She's just using it as an excuse bitch!!!!

Do women really do that sort of thing........................................................................Of course they fucking do

MrMatrix · « **Reply #70 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:30:10 am »

Quote from: newb87 on March 18, 2020, 02:36:50 pm

holding of but some how , super horny than before

So you do punt then, how about a review of your last punt then

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #71 on:** March 20, 2020, 11:40:26 am »

Quote from: MrMatrix on March 20, 2020, 12:30:10 am

So you do punt then, how about a review of your last punt then

He can't use a keyboard at the moment. He's suffering from wankers cramp as he's not getting anything

hawai1 · « **Reply #72 on:** March 20, 2020, 04:57:56 pm »

WOW WOW !!!!!
Just had a look here on how the coronavirus is seriously taken as far as sex and punting is concerned...
No one should take it easy and keep relaxed having a blow job and doggy then go home in full peace of mind.
Guys this is a fucking very dangerous … more dangerous than Aids because the little Durex rubber on your fella may just may save you bit from getting HIV...
With coronavirus NOTHING guarantees you cannot get it. And there is no way to know if the WG is not or YOU are not sick.
At the moment I would only say going for a fuck with a WG is like going for your the last ( paid ) fuck of your life .
Also lets remember guys : if you get that fucking virus YOU may recover ….but your friends you have met and your family you live with may get it from you and die … That is not responsible
It shit innit?
Bye

MrMatrix · « **Reply #73 on:** March 20, 2020, 04:58:23 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 20, 2020, 11:40:26 am

He can't use a keyboard at the moment. He's suffering from wankers cramp as he's not getting anything

Nice one MrBluesky

MrMatrix · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:02:35 pm »

Quote from: hawai1 on March 20, 2020, 04:57:56 pm

WOW WOW !!!!!
Just had a look here on how the coronavirus is seriously taken as far as sex and punting is concerned...
No one should take it easy and keep relaxed having a blow job and doggy then go home in full peace of mind.
Guys this is a fucking very dangerous … more dangerous than Aids because the little Durex rubber on your fella may just may save you bit from getting HIV...
With coronavirus NOTHING guarantees you cannot get it. And there is no way to know if the WG is not or YOU are not sick.
At the moment I would only say going for a fuck with a WG is like going for your the last ( paid ) fuck of your life .
Also lets remember guys : if you get that fucking virus YOU may recover ….but your friends you have met and your family you live with may get it from you and die … That is not responsible
It shit innit?
Bye

Hate to say it hawai but weve had this discussion on another thread, which has now been locked.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275111.msg2825734#msg2825734

I know hard to believe people will punt now. Two days ago in a raduis of 16 miles, 22 green lights were on out of 3 AW pages . Hard to believe isnt it

shiptonlad · « **Reply #75 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:23:44 pm »

Notice most Thai places are open and most Chinese closed. Wonder why.

hawai1 · « **Reply #76 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:42:21 pm »

Please Please Please Don't believe WG girls (or indeed punters) advertising themselves as 21 YO Chinese or from the moon …
Where they are from is exactly accurate as their profile name. NONE is accuarate
It's not because they are Chinese that they are Coronavirus....
Coronavirus has NO country it is a virus and the planet is its country
Come on mates! How many adverts on AW or Viva ..etc say "I am Italian or Spanish or English" and when you meet them you need sign language even if you speak ( or pretend speaking) all of these languages..
Lets get grown up...
Punting "can be OK" or "is OK" but the corona fucked up Durex and all cunts and cocks wherever they from .

shiptonlad · « **Reply #77 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:49:01 pm »

I was talking about shops which do tend to be either Chinese or Thai.

RogerBoner · « **Reply #78 on:** March 20, 2020, 06:06:51 pm »

Quote from: hawai1 on March 20, 2020, 05:42:21 pm

Coronavirus has NO country it is a virus and the planet is its country

Punting "can be OK" or "is OK" but the corona fucked up Durex and all cunts and cocks wherever they from .

Huawei, Wuhan Flu
Innit

What's the gibberish about Durex?

rbtgrr · « **Reply #79 on:** March 20, 2020, 06:09:12 pm »

If the government is cosing cafes, pubs, bars, leisure centres, gyms and certain non essential shops is the time coming where it will close escort agencies and massage parlours for the duration of the current situation?
It would seem logical.

Moby Dick · « **Reply #80 on:** March 20, 2020, 06:28:47 pm »

Quote from: rbtgrr on March 20, 2020, 06:09:12 pm

If the government is cosing cafes, pubs, bars, leisure centres, gyms and certain non essential shops is the time coming where it will close escort agencies and massage parlours for the duration of the current situation?
It would seem logical.

Nah, we can’t afford to pay +10x minimum wage.

shiptonlad · « **Reply #81 on:** March 20, 2020, 10:02:12 pm »

Sunin Thai in Leicester was still open at 9-30; tonight for customers. They will get every penny they can until forced to close. I suspect most of the independent Thais will keep working too.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #82 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:53:46 am »

For once, Roms claiming to be "Italian" works against them.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #83 on:** March 21, 2020, 06:20:42 am »

Quote from: shiptonlad on March 20, 2020, 10:02:12 pm

Sunin Thai in Leicester was still open at 9-30; tonight for customers. They will get every penny they can until forced to close. I suspect most of the independent Thais will keep working too.

Victoria House massage parlour in Lutterworth and Sport Therapy Solihull now closed. I should imagine these will be the first of many. Understandable at this time but how many will close never to re-open

Stickitin · « **Reply #84 on:** March 21, 2020, 01:13:27 pm »

Anybody still going around fucking right now is a complete dimwit, even if you don’t care about yourself you should care about others....

Discrete Eddie · « **Reply #85 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:22:09 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 21, 2020, 06:20:42 am

Victoria House massage parlour in Lutterworth and Sport Therapy Solihull now closed. I should imagine these will be the first of many. Understandable at this time but how many will close never to re-open

All massage shops should be shut now... as per the Governments instructions yesterday.

Kev40ish · « **Reply #86 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:29:54 pm »

Quote from: hawai1 on March 20, 2020, 05:42:21 pm

Please Please Please Don't believe WG girls (or indeed punters) advertising themselves as 21 YO Chinese or from the moon …
Where they are from is exactly accurate as their profile name. NONE is accuarate
It's not because they are Chinese that they are Coronavirus....
Coronavirus has NO country it is a virus and the planet is its country
Come on mates! How many adverts on AW or Viva ..etc say "I am Italian or Spanish or English" and when you meet them you need sign language even if you speak ( or pretend speaking) all of these languages..
Lets get grown up...
Punting "can be OK" or "is OK" but the corona fucked up Durex and all cunts and cocks wherever they from .

Are you okay to go out on your own???
Talk about over the top...

The_Grinder · « **Reply #87 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:34:18 pm »

Quote from: Discrete Eddie on March 21, 2020, 02:22:09 pm

All massage shops should be shut now... as per the Governments instructions yesterday.

Where does it say they should close?, hairdressers and beauty parlours were not told to close

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #88 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:34:49 pm »

Quote from: Cocknose on March 11, 2020, 08:09:45 am

It's only a flu like virus, I want to catch it quick and get it out of the way it only kills the weak not bothered at all

that's a pretty shitty attitude, you've just said that you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself
family, friends, colleagues...no-one!

oh, and by the way - there is no guarantee that you'll only experience mild symptoms...

Discrete Eddie · « **Reply #89 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:46:36 pm »

Quote from: The_Grinder on March 21, 2020, 02:34:18 pm

Where does it say they should close?, hairdressers and beauty parlours were not told to close

Boris Johnson ordered pubs and restaurants across the country to close, as the government escalated measures to fight coronavirus.

It came as the chancellor Rishi Sunak announced unprecedented measures to cover the wages of workers who would otherwise lose their jobs due to the outbreak.

This is the list of places the government has told to shut:

•Food and drink venues for consumption on-site, such as restaurants and cafes.

•Drinking establishments, including pubs, bars, nightclubs.

•Entertainment venues, including cinemas, theatres, concert halls, and bingo halls.

•Museums and galleries.

•Spas, wellness centres and massage parlours.

•Casinos and betting shops.

•All indoor leisure and sports facilities, including gyms.

On the UK.Gov website

Itsnotshy · « **Reply #90 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:51:26 pm »

If you're a business like a massage parlour when the powers that be say temporarily close you better bloody do what you're told and close.

shiptonlad · « **Reply #91 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:04:21 pm »

Your right itsnotshy otherwise it's big trouble both now and when you want to renew your license. I wonder how many shops will close for good and how many girls will freelance.

MajorPayne · « **Reply #92 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Itsnotshy on March 21, 2020, 02:51:26 pm

If you're a business like a massage parlour when the powers that be say temporarily close you better bloody do what you're told and close.

External Link/Members Only

I get the impression that one or more massage parlours have not yet got the message. . .

Charliehutton · « **Reply #93 on:** March 21, 2020, 05:52:04 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 21, 2020, 06:20:42 am

Victoria House massage parlour in Lutterworth now closed.

A black day indeed. My first ever punt was there, nearly 3 years ago, and I've been about once a month ever since. I've had more fun there than anywhere else on Earth. Bugger.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #94 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:20:19 am »

Quote from: Charliehutton on March 21, 2020, 05:52:04 pm

A black day indeed. My first ever punt was there, nearly 3 years ago, and I've been about once a month ever since. I've had more fun there than anywhere else on Earth. Bugger.

It should come back Charlie when this has blown over. Yes a bugger to see your favourite pub burn down

Silver Boy · « **Reply #95 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:10:55 am »

Quote from: Zeusthedoc on March 21, 2020, 02:34:49 pm

that's a pretty shitty attitude, you've just said that you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself
family, friends, colleagues...no-one!

oh, and by the way - there is no guarantee that you'll only experience mild symptoms...

You are quite right there is no certainty that you will get a mild dose of the virus, if you get the virus and you have any underlying health problems it can be very serious. There as been many a man who thought he was fit and dropped dead walking to the shops. Its time to choose lets hope the choice you make is the right one, as the wrong one could be the last decision you make.

Jacobkim · « **Reply #96 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:26:45 am »

Another update for fellow punters “club classique is closed”

Ivorlongun · « **Reply #97 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:42:12 am »

Thanks Jacob,
Some reviews on this place would have been nice.
Sadly too late now!!!

j122 · « **Reply #98 on:** March 22, 2020, 08:18:33 am »

Spangles website says they've closed too

shiptonlad · « **Reply #99 on:** March 22, 2020, 08:28:48 am »

Be prepared for these restrictions to last beyond 3 months.

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