Honestly thought that the profile looked too good to be true. Similar to what I expected Busty Miracle (another review I have done) to be, only this time, it actually paid off!
If you pay for the private gallery (I think that it is something like 50p for twenty-four hours) then the girl that you see in the flesh is the girl that you see in the photos, although she doesn't actually look that much like her photos, she looks a bit better actually
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External Link/Members OnlyPositive PointsAttractive
Great oral (without)
Fantastic anal
Amazing in doggy
Neutral PointsNot talkative (not sure if English is great or not)
Communications could have been better to be honest (slightly my fault, but will explain)
Negative PointsKissing very reluctant
Wasn't responsive when I tried to go for fingering and there was no reverse oral
Right. First things first. She is one of the girls that is not great at comms. Basically what happened was she text me the hotel she was staying at (Holiday Inn Express) however she gave me the postcode of the
other Holiday Inn in my town (there are two) so I had to clarify which she meant. I felt this was simple enough for her to have got right the first time but, you know, maybe I'm being picky here. Then, upon me getting to the right hotel, she gave me the floor number and told me to tell her when I was there and she'd give me the room number. I was fine with this until when I got to the floor, my phone decided it didn't like the reception it was getting, so I had a nightmare trying to get it to work and find out her room number. Honestly, I spent about ten minutes wandering around a floor of the hotel (of which I wasn't a guest) trying to get some signal. I feel that really, girls should just give the room number when you arrive at the hotel. I'm not feeling this 'let me know when you're on the floor' crap anymore, it is just unnecessary.
When I finally got to the room she was in bra and panties. Very nice, very hot, no complaints. Money sorted out easily. I double checked she was okay with anal before I handed it over and she was enthusiastic when saying yes. Again, no complaints.
I stripped, she lost the underwear and then for the first time I was given a blowjob (uncovered) where she was on her knees and I was standing. I don't know if it's just me, but this is something I've always kind of wanted (no doubt from porn) but has just never happened, so for me this was a big plus!
We moved to the bed, she offered me a condom but I wanted more oral. Her technique is good, pays attention to the balls, the shaft and the head with a mix of licks, sucks and deepthroat. Excellent oral. Seemed like no chance of me getting to go down on her or any fingering which was a bit crap, but I was enjoying getting the attention so I suppose I won't complain.
After a while the condom did go on and she got on top of me and rode me cowgirl. Very encouraging noises and she got wet fast which made the sensation great, she is good at riding. After about five minutes we switched to missionary and she immediately offered me anal.
Just for those who might worry about her being one of the girls that says 'yeah anal is not a problem' on the phone and then when you get there says 'oh no, too big, sorry' this is NOT an issue with her! I am seven long and four wide (sorry guys for the dick talk) and she had no issue at all, nada! So unless you're hung like a horse, should be okay!
At first I thought I was hurting her (just because it took a bit of time to pop in) but she took it okay and after going slow for about a minute I gave it to her HARD! She took an absolute pounding from me and I didn't hear a single complaint. If you're an anal lover then honestly, this is your girl! We went at it for a solid ten minutes of great sex (balls deep in her arse, right out to the tip and back) before I finally busted. I actually wanted to pop on her face but was enjoying her arse too much and just blew into the condom.
She honestly seemed to enjoy it. Her face to me looked in pleasure, she made REALLY encouraging noises and she didn't complain once! I honestly can't oversell her on the anal, was such a relief to FINALLY find a girl that offers it and offers it good!
She went and did something in the bathroom for thirty seconds and then we had a cuddle on the bed. Conversation was brief and limited so don't expect much in that area. Maybe it was just me but I was trying and getting nothing (I seem to pick girls that don't like talking).
Round two. She wanked me for a bit, was hoping for more oral but she made no move to do so. There was a little cum still on my dick and I am wondering if that was her reservation, so even though it says cum-in-mouth on her profile, I'd check because she didn't seem keen. On with another condom and her on top again. Switched to missionary (pussy this time) for a while and when I made a move to go back into her arse I got a firm denial, so it was round one allowed only. Was a bit upset but round one was so good I was willing to let it slide.
Final surprise of the session. We switched to doggy and honestly, hands down, best doggy I've had! Sensation was great. Tight, great view, great pace, it really felt good! Even though I'd popped about twenty minutes earlier I busted another sizeable load inside her it was that good!
This review, reading it back, sounds quite fluffy I am sure (and I apologise for that) but I am just so thrilled that it was one of those gambles that paid off! I went for the £100 hour and I would happily do so again, money very well spent!
Only drawback for me (besides the poor conversation) was her kissing was crap. It was one or two kisses (admittedly lip to lip) every few minutes and then it was just pecks while she had her eyes open. My teeth were brushed and mouthwashed so I don't think it was my hygiene that was the issue, but whatever, for me, it was crap kissing.
However, if you are an anal lover, then DO NOT MISS THIS GIRL! It was brilliant!
Looks - 8/10
Service - 9/10 (honestly, if she kissed better - 10. In my opinion anyway)
Attitude - 6/10
GFE - 5/10
Conversation - 3/10
Overall - 7.5/10
Value for money -
yes! Even without the conversation the anal and doggy made it worth it
If this review sounds over the top in praise I apologise but honestly, one of my favourite punts so far and it's honestly a surprise, probably hence the glowing review. I usually find that touring girls are a bit shit but Hooot Alice was the opposite, brilliant! Next time she is in my area I will most certainly be making a return visit!