Me - cash, usual wallet (have to remember sometimes which cash is punting cash, and which cash isn't). Keep mints in my car as well as condoms. That's it. Punting card is in the usual wallet. Don't have a punting phone, just clear my phone history afterwards and ensure all social media privacy settings are tight enough that people can't find me on Facebook / Twitter by my number. So really, in addition to the usual 4 things I carry everywhere (phone, wallet, keys, car keys) it's just 2 condoms (not in the packet) and some mints / gum. My phone serves as a navigation if I need it
Perhaps a couple of condoms as well.
Very organised OP. I' don't quite take everything you've mentioned but things I would add.
- Condoms: I bring my own fitted condoms. They're more comfortable if the WG will let me use them (sometimes they don't trust brought in condoms, even in a fresh packet). Also, in case they run out, it's rare but it happens.
- Travel Size Hair Gel: After a an energetic 2 hour punt I'm very sweaty, including my hair. So usually freshen up in the shower and use hair gel to neaten up my appearance so I don't feel like everyone can see I've just had a great fuck session. Actually, I'm always forgetting to bring this, but it's an essential especially for a daytime punt with meetings to attend later.
- Video Cameras: A small POV camera and sometimes a small/light handheld. Plus, charging cables and a small power pack (the POV has a shit battery life, need to upgrade it). Even if the WG has not included filming in pre agree'd services sometimes they can be charmed into it
- Face Masks: I've had WG's say "I forgot to say I only allow filming with a mask, but I can't find mine. I'm so sorry." If I'm carry these the punt isn't ruined, "No problem. Use one of mine. ".
- A Bag: It's not actually a huge amount to carry about, but a bag does make it easier especially if I travel by TFL. Usually a satchel or laptop bag (without the laptop) or a small back pack. Also, if I want a drink on the punt it feels less conspicuous than a plastic carrier bag which is clearly only holding 1 bottle of wine. Especially walking through a hotel lobby or into a block of flats (where the neighbours are probably aware of the WG).
Might seem like over kill, but if I'm spending atleast £200 I prefer to be prepared. Must admit, I'd be very red faced if for some reason I was pulled up on a stop and search.
Interesting that condoms were brought up a few times, so I'll toss in a condom or two. Although I imagine it's rare, a WG recently asked me if I brought condoms, but since I didn't she used her last one with me. The guy who came after me might have been out of luck.
I've brought the small camera and even the mask, but only if I know there's a good chance of filming. If I get more experience filming, maybe I'll carry it more on a whim.
Get a smaller powerbank with less charge capacity as they are much lighter
I use an Anker brand. I also have a teeny weeny portable modem so I can get internet anywhere for my MacBook Air, (no tablet). I take an odourless aluminium-free Bionsen roll-on deodorant, but it lives in the car anyway whether punting or not.
Thanks Monstar and HP! I had no idea they made power banks
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This is like a military operation!!! I make sure I take off my watch and chain, only carry the exact money (no wallet), my punting phone and my car key. Travel light with no incriminating ID in case she’s nosey, nothing valuable in case she’s a thief.
The no wallet is interesting, and something I've been experimenting with. Just the prepaid card and cash. Going without the wallet is even lighter, and avoids having IDs and personal info.
You forgot mouthwash... Where do you brush your teeth and floss after you see a Soho prostitute?
Mouthwash was recommended here at least a couple times, but even a travel size might be too heavy to carry.
Do you mean for disinfecting if you kiss or perform RO? I can try the bactericidal mouth strips or maybe a small spray to start with. As for brushing, I don't kiss is Soho, so no need to brush post-punt. But if I eat a meal I'll brush in the restaurant's restroom to ensure that my mouth is clean and not smelling like food if I punt again after eating.
exact money in one pocket an a few tenners down a sock for any little extra.
Whey do you keep the extra cash in the sock, rather than all together? ... Shower is crack, dick and bollocks only.
Same here.
But do you use the WG's towels? They are always questionable, IMO, so I've considered carrying a very small hand/travel towel for drying off.
Not sure about carrying a "murse".... you may get attacked in a hate crime incident? Try one of those beige or stone coloured sleeveless jackets with loads of pockets: stylish AND functional AND comfy!
I think you're right about the "
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That seems a lot. I bet you're a nightmare packing for a holiday
The nice thing is that this is almost exactly the same as my holiday packing. I pack very lightly and just bring a couple other items when traveling (and punting) abroad.
You forgot your ballistic plate, field dressings, primary sidearm (.45 HK) + 4 mags, backup (9mm Glock compact) + 2 mags, k-bar, belt-clip stabbing blades and a compass.
I think that's the
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Bud , you have made this an artform.
And to your century
As a car user, park a street away, take exact cash, phone and car keys. That is all.
Cheers and thank you
In my normal manbag, I have a punting pocket. It has various stuff such as condoms, cash and a ... nail clipper. I like a finger in a pussy, and having neatly trimmed nails seems to help.
Anyway, I have no criticism with OP's list. If not punting from car, it is a struggle. Everything needs to be in the flat with you. Taking too much can be a worry. But I am way less organised - I end up with too much at times. My real wallet is in my bag for example. Might go wrong someday, but so far so good. Not a risk free hobby.
Thanks all for the comments, and I've updated my shopping list based on your suggestions.
And just to clarify, when I punt along my normal commute route there's less pressure, so I just bring cash, phone, and profile notes. If I know the place, phone and cash alone is enough.
In contrast, this PDC is specific to my punting day trips, which are on foot and public transport, and about 100 km from home. Because I'm investing about 3 hours round-trip travel time, about £20 travel cost (must have spent about £750 on punting travel alone this past year), and because I can usually only enjoy this once a week, I have to get everything right. If I forget my phone, I can only visit walkups. Forget Viagra and I end up a half hour behind schedule. Forget my headphones and I'm bored as shite on the journey. On the other hand, if I carry too much then my feet and back start hurting bad towards the end of the day. So I've tried to become more systematic to ensure that I travel light with everything I need, and nothing else. So this is my current carry for day trips after a year of trial and error, which I am still trying to perfect. I hope this helps someone else, although it seems that most others punt short distances and/or from their cars. Punting has been my #1 hobby and obsession so these punting trips are by far the highlight of my week.