Threatening txt received by a "hitman"

[MJ.spritzen]

Just received this txt message from some EE sounding twat.
 I did have a good laugh then blocked them. I should have waiting for their bank details then traced it.



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[PhelTGrik]

I really wish one day someone just has an utterly unhinged moment and replies back with their address, picture of the house and a hallway full of sabres and similar cutlery and a couple of Dobermen.

Of course I suspect that would probably have the would be extorter crying to the police.

[Silent69]

Should have replied with the local postcode of your Police Station.

[scutty brown]

Blank Frank

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Blank frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction
Yes, he is the one who will set you up as nothing
And he is one who will look at you sideways
His particular skill is leaving bombs in people's driveways.
Blank frank has a memory that's as cold as an iceberg
The only time he speaks is in incomprehensible proverbs
Blank frank is the siren, he's the air-raid, he's the crater
He's on the menu, on the table, he's the knife and he's the waiter

[thiccok]

I received the exact message 2 months ago, I straight away deleted it and I'm still waiting for the bullet in my head 

[silverspoon]

MJ,It's Alan's elder brother Frank,your in big trouble pal,

[Jameson20]

Cheers for sharing, I'm going to ask the head of the hit men for a job!

[Carpy]

How do you think frankc pays for all these Thais he gets through 

[MJ.spritzen]

I received the exact message 2 months ago, I straight away deleted it and I'm still waiting for the bullet in my head 

I'm trying think which WG it could be from (or her pimp). This month I've seen my usual Chinese, a Rom (reviewed) and stood up by two Romanians off VivaStreet. It reads like an EE to me.

[johnny34]

Just received this txt message from some EE sounding twat.
 I did have a good laugh then blocked them. I should have waiting for their bank details then traced it.



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I read the final part of his message with Noel Edmonds voice in my head saying 'Deal or no deal' 

[Al R]

OP got a bargain compared to the guy in the pimp mafia thread. Frank wanted £800 off him 

Wonder if the next message will be off Igor?

[scutty brown]

I'm trying think which WG it could be from (or her pimp). This month I've seen my usual Chinese, a Rom (reviewed) and stood up by two Romanians off VivaStreet. It reads like an EE to me.

It will be someone you texted but never got a reply from

[Blackpool Rock]

How do you think frankc pays for all these Thais he gets through 

 

[frankc]

How do you think frankc pays for all these Thais he gets through 

I've just moved you to the top of my list....

[Blackpool Rock]

I've just moved you to the top of my list....

Are you going to scare him 1st by putting a Donkeys ear on his pillow or something   

[Southernbloke]

These threads are are very helpful but it’s enough to put me off seeing SPs without decent feedback or new to the scene

[MJ.spritzen]

One of the WG I booked this month but stood me up was this one off VivaStreet. She was (supposedly) working from a hotel  on Renshaw Street.

Number was 07444929484.

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[frankc]

Are you going to scare him 1st by putting a Donkeys ear on his pillow or something   

Might just poke him in eye with my very impressive concealed weapon

[scutty brown]

Are you going to scare him 1st by putting a Donkeys ear on his pillow or something   

A donkeys dick would be better

[RogerBoner]

Blank Frank

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Blank frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction
Yes, he is the one who will set you up as nothing
And he is one who will look at you sideways
His particular skill is leaving bombs in people's driveways.
Blank frank has a memory that's as cold as an iceberg
The only time he speaks is in incomprehensible proverbs
Blank frank is the siren, he's the air-raid, he's the crater
He's on the menu, on the table, he's the knife and he's the waiter

Very good Scutty.
I especially like Eno's collaborations with David Byrne and The Talking Heads
 

[Kool Keef]

Very good Scutty.
I especially like Eno's collaborations with David Byrne and The Talking Heads
 

Good taste, Remain In Light is 👌