October 26th: 1 year on UKP, it’s been emotional.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

In the spirit of sharing and prompted by a few of the fellas on here I have reviewed my last year’s punting experience.

I've been ctively punting for 20 years but only discovered UKP last October. Historically seen agency girls with a smattering of indies, since joining here, seen a lot more indies and also dabbled in massage.

This has been a typical punting year with stunning highs, desperate lows, a good few “meh” moments, obsessive behavior, punting through the bad until a good one came along, like a gambler when the chips are down, habit driven overkill, burn out, the odd “what’s it all about” moment when the self loathing was strong but overall deeply satisfying and fulfilling.

Punting is my release and relaxation, my sex drive is high and if I’m honest, as a middle aged bloke, I’m obsessive of getting as many in while still fit enough to do so.

UKP has been an education for me, it's been a great place for sharing intelligence with a wide diversity of punters, from £40/£50 pump and dump addicts, Latina specialists to lads who think nothing of spending £500 an hour or spunking well over a grand on an overnight with all the party trimmings. I guess I fall somewhere in the middle, still tend towards agencies, strongly Eastern European and appear to be one of the few who regularly review agency girls.

Reviews: 79 - 59% positive, 10% neutral, 31% negative
Agency: 46 – 67% positive, 11% neutral, 10% negative
Indies: 27 – 45% positive, 7% neutral, 48% negative
Massage: 7 – 57% positive, 14% neutral, 29% negative
Walked: 1
No shows/cancellations on the day: 4
Duos: 43
Singles: 36
Number of girls: 122
Time spent: 85.5 hours
Total cost: North of twenty grand - it was a good business year and I used a chunk of the profit on my favourite hobby.
Nationalities: Russians, Polish, English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Belgian, Romanian, Latvian, Spanish, French, Arabic/Czech, Bulgarian, Brazilian, Portuguese, Chinese, Swedish.
Best punt: Caroline & Zuza https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81473.0
Best looking girl: Kayah [ex Tess] https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=89089.msg1088084;topicseen#msg1088084
Ugliest: Sweaty Brazilian bird who gave a toothy blowjob in a dodgy parlour in Chiswick, name expunged from memory.
Best attitude: Caroline https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81473.msg1010146;topicseen#msg1010146
Most rampant: Lucia: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=87267.msg1068979;topicseen#msg1068979
Special mention for hat trick heroines: Jasmine & Virginia: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78073.msg973731#msg973731
Best vanilla punt: Michelle & Emily: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=86796.msg1063876#msg1063876
Most mechanical: Sophie B: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104289.0
Strangest punt: Amber: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=100851.0
Worst punt: Eleonora & Amira: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=84243.0
Best new experience: Jyoti and Uma https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98872.0

Bullets dodged: too many to list, thanks to all fellow members for the reviews, support, comments, messages and advice and thanks to Admin, Nik and the mods for creating and maintaining this brilliant platform.

[hendrix]

Highly entertaining and useful contributions YBL, long may your punting career continue

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Highly entertaining and useful contributions YBL, long may your punting career continue

Thanks hendrix

[xxlmuscles]

What a year!!!

79 punts/reviews (most duo's of more than an hour), how do you find the time (or energy) to work

Think I'll nominate you for a new years honour (MBE) for services to British Punting

Keep up the great work.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

What a year!!!

79 punts/reviews (most duo's of more than an hour), how do you find the time (or energy) to work

Think I'll nominate you for a new years honour (MBE) for services to British Punting

Keep up the great work.

Ha! Thanks pal, this year was all about work hard, play hard and I was lucky enough to stay hard for the punts.

[xxlmuscles]

Got to say it's the first time I've seen the Hot Collection site. OMG what lovely ladies. Coming into London next month will try to arrange a meeting. Which one would you recommend?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Got to say it's the first time I've seen the Hot Collection site. OMG what lovely ladies. Coming into London next month will try to arrange a meeting. Which one would you recommend?

PM me closer to the time you are in London, the girls come and go and they don't all look as good as the photos....

[Turtle Z]

Happy anniversary YLF and thanks for the reviews!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Happy anniversary YLF and thanks for the reviews!

Thanks TZ

[webpunter]

What a shite year then.  Was the previous one any better ?
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Rather impressive Sir YLF !  An epic journey.  And a lot of organization to line up just under 7 punts a month.  Knock out holidays & stuff with family / outlaws over periods like Xmas & this is about 2 a week.  Not forgetting the cash management involved on 20k

Its been fun reading through the reviews as they pop up - on the odd occasion i've got the horn & have also thought to myself i need to up my game.  So have arranged a punt 

We look forward to your 2nd year Annual Report bout a year from now.  The volume of punting is such that perhaps a quarterly [minimum half-year interim reporting] might be called for

Your penchant for agency burds is noted.  I've dipped my toe in that pond just but once.  With the majority of reviews [on here] driven around the purple one, then i have one question.  Which are your favourite AW WGs - perhaps a top 3 ?

Just think - you might have got a few more reviews in.  Save for a brief spell on the naughty step 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

What a shite year then.  Was the previous one any better ?
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Rather impressive Sir YLF !  An epic journey.  And a lot of organization to line up just under 7 punts a month.  Knock out holidays & stuff with family / outlaws over periods like Xmas & this is about 2 a week.  Not forgetting the cash management involved on 20k

Its been fun reading through the reviews as they pop up - on the odd occasion i've got the horn & have also thought to myself i need to up my game.  So have arranged a punt 

We look forward to your 2nd year Annual Report bout a year from now.  The volume of punting is such that perhaps a quarterly [minimum half-year interim reporting] might be called for

Your penchant for agency burds is noted.  I've dipped my toe in that pond just but once.  With the majority of reviews [on here] driven around the purple one, then i have one question.  Which are your favourite AW WGs - perhaps a top 3 ?

Just think - you might have got a few more reviews in.  Save for a brief spell on the naughty step 

Thanks pal, top 3 AW girls, in no particular order = Emily, Michelle + Adele....

[punther]

  to you sir

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

to you sir

Thanks, looks like you'll do 200 in your first year, I'm an amateur in comparison!

[webpunter]

Thanks, looks like you'll do 200 in your first year, I'm an amateur in comparison!

Fuck me sideways - i saw the no. of reviews - but didn't look any further.  Since March.  2016 !!!

[Plan R]

Great post - and I concur with your points, I've got a strangely similar punting history and outlook.
Well, that is - I've punted since the early 90s + discovered UKP last year - I'm not anywhere near your annual punt score though!
Even though I try to be a 1(ish) a month man  - I particularly agree with this sobering one..
as a middle aged bloke, I’m obsessive of getting as many in while still fit enough to do so.

I too don't want to end up thinking 'I wish I'd had more sex...'  - I want to look back at the end and think  "Fuck me - what a dirty cnut I've been" 

Whats more we have brilliant timing been born in the 60s - hitting middle age just as the little blue pills get cheap and plentiful ! 
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[peter purves]

Reviews: 79 - 59% positive, 10% neutral, 31% negative
Agency: 46 – 67% positive, 11% neutral, 10% negative
Indies: 27 – 45% positive, 7% neutral, 48% negative
Massage: 7 – 57% positive, 14% neutral, 29% negative
Walked: 1
No shows/cancellations on the day: 4
Duos: 43
Singles: 36
Number of girls: 122
Time spent: 85.5 hours
Total cost: North of twenty grand - it was a good business year and I used a chunk of the profit on my favourite hobby.
Nationalities: Russians, Polish, English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Belgian, Romanian, Latvian, Spanish, French, Arabic/Czech, Bulgarian, Brazilian, Portuguese, Chinese, Swedish.
Best punt: Caroline & Zuza https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81473.0
Best looking girl: Kayah [ex Tess] https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=89089.msg1088084;topicseen#msg1088084
Ugliest: Sweaty Brazilian bird who gave a toothy blowjob in a dodgy parlour in Chiswick, name expunged from memory.
Best attitude: Caroline https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81473.msg1010146;topicseen#msg1010146
Most rampant: Lucia: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=87267.msg1068979;topicseen#msg1068979
Special mention for hat trick heroines: Jasmine & Virginia: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78073.msg973731#msg973731
Best vanilla punt: Michelle & Emily: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=86796.msg1063876#msg1063876
Most mechanical: Sophie B: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104289.0
Strangest punt: Amber: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=100851.0
Worst punt: Eleonora & Amira: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=84243.0
Best new experience: Jyoti and Uma https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98872.0

Is there any statistics (ie category) that you have not missed ere, almost like an auditor??

Hopefully next year will produce even more of a higher strike(r) rate

 

 

[punther]

Thanks, looks like you'll do 200 in your first year, I'm an amateur in comparison!

Fuck me sideways - i saw the no. of reviews - but didn't look any further.  Since March.  2016 !!!

Actually started in june 2015 roughly so im about 16 months in

Yblf if you started punting 20 years ago how many punts would you estimate youve jad and how much do you reckon the total expenditure is to date?

[punther]

Is there any statistics (ie category) that you have not missed ere, almost like an auditor??

Hopefully next year will produce even more of a higher strike(r) rate

 

Was quite a comprehensive analysis

indies are more risky than angency girls from the looks of things

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Actually started in june 2015 roughly so im about 16 months in

Yblf if you started punting 20 years ago how many punts would you estimate youve had and how much do you reckon the total expenditure is to date?

punther, reckon its well over 1,000 punts, the last few years similar to this one, total expenditure I don't even want to think about!

[LL]

Interesting stats. I don't keep such records of my own exploits. Couldn't tell you how many different countries I've sampled the delights of, or even how much I've spent. Although if I had to guess, my yearly spend is about 1/8 of yours (but I wish it was more). Anyway thanks for the reviews - keep 'em coming.

[claretandblue]

I've been doing this regularly for 5 years so it's inspiring to see someone still loving the thrills of punting so much after 20 years!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I've been doing this regularly for 5 years so it's inspiring to see someone still loving the thrills of punting so much after 20 years!

Thanks, it started by accident on a lads holiday, we went to a brothel, saw a line up, I picked a couple of girls and was hooked....

[adindas]

Inspiring, entertaining but still informative enough ...
Keep good work ...

[claretandblue]

Thanks, it started by accident

That old chestnut 

[punther]

punther, reckon its well over 1,000 punts

 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

That old chestnut 

It was an accident, honest guv  we were pissed up, decided to make a visit, the easy formula of hot birds + cash = sex was addictive, still is.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Interesting stats. I don't keep such records of my own exploits. Couldn't tell you how many different countries I've sampled the delights of, or even how much I've spent. Although if I had to guess, my yearly spend is about 1/8 of yours (but I wish it was more). Anyway thanks for the reviews - keep 'em coming.

Never kept records before, this was an analysis of my reviews on here, it was an eye opener for sure.

[Neal69]

Well done YLF Those are some statistics.

Nice to see someone who is enjoying punting still posting about it.

I have no where near your punting strike rate and have only been at it since 2012 but I am still having a blast.

Look forward to next years review.

N

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Well done YLF Those are some statistics.

Nice to see someone who is enjoying punting still posting about it.

I have no where near your punting strike rate and have only been at it since 2012 but I am still having a blast.

Look forward to next years review.

N

Thanks Neal, target is to get over 75% positive, it'll be a hard job but someone's gotta do it.

[Botev Plovdiv]

Ha! Thanks pal, this year was all about work hard, play hard and I was lucky enough to stay hard for the punts.

122 girls in a year is some achievement. I salute you.

Like yourself, I didn't know UKP existed and so In my earliest punts I was a victim of B&S, getting ripped off and general utter naivety. the punt I most regret not knowing about UKP was one where I went to a 2-girl brothel in W1 and chose this petit and utterly stunning 'Brazilian' girl. She had the most incredible figure and the biggest tits I had ever seen. I'd booked for a 'tantric massage' with HE for £100. She tried to upsell to full service for another £200 but I wasn't that stupid. But she was incredible and if I'd known this site existed I could probably have found out more about her.  But alas I didn't.
Since finding UkP though I have managed to avoid further experiences like this. So thanks to you and other punters on here, the punting world is a better place. Keep up the good work!

[webpunter]

Join the crowd here on UKP.  You are not alone
I'm not as prolific as YLF - maybe into 150 to 200 in 5 years.  I really can't remember
I know mates [who don't punt and / or very very rarely] & their 'action' is severely limited with the OH.  But they know Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters very well.  Even then when the OH is in the mood [must want something] then it's all pretty average.  They play mind games - do you want to have some sex or watch MOTD on a Sat night ??  FFS - they are so fucking stupid not to realize that even if blokes forget to record its repeated on a Sun morning 
I tend to think of getting older like seasons.  Its summer but the days are getting shorter & the nights longer.  Hopefully a few Indian summers to look forward to.  Then in some time its into autumn, before winter is on the horizon.  When winter finally does arrive then i'll be off to warmer climes.  Thailand for example - to spin things out just a little bit longer

as a middle aged bloke, I’m obsessive of getting as many in while still fit enough to do so.
I too don't want to end up thinking 'I wish I'd had more sex...'  - I want to look back at the end and think  "Fuck me - what a dirty cnut I've been" 

[Jimmyredcab]

122 girls in a year is some achievement. I salute you.

If I spent that sort of money in a single year I would seek counselling.   

[smiths]

If I spent that sort of money in a single year I would seek counselling.   

Some of us actually like punting with good WGs though and are prepared to pay to do so. Being an armchair punter like yourself isn't for all of us.

[Laney08]

I too don't want to end up thinking 'I wish I'd had more sex...'  - I want to look back at the end and think  "Fuck me - what a dirty cnut I've been" 

  indeed.

Been lurking on and off for a while. The site and reviews have been immensely helpful from YLF and the likesl. Gawd bless the good ship UKP say I 

[Candyman]

Quite an achievement. It's a shame many of the girls you mentioned arent available anymore, at least on hot collection website. Noticed your worst punt was one that when I read through I didnt think it was all that bad at the time so given the number of punts youve had I think you've been quite lucky/picked wisely if those 2 gave you your worst experience. I'm sure many have had far fewer punts and experienced much worse.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Quite an achievement. It's a shame many of the girls you mentioned arent available anymore, at least on hot collection website. Noticed your worst punt was one that when I read through I didnt think it was all that bad at the time so given the number of punts youve had I think you've been quite lucky/picked wisely if those 2 gave you your worst experience. I'm sure many have had far fewer punts and experienced much worse.

Thanks Candyman, the worst one was really bad, girls looked nothing like the photos, limited services and fucking flip flops....

[Turtle Z]

If I spent that sort of money in a single year I would seek counselling.   

Maybe Jimmy Essex would enjoy moaning on this site more. He drives a cab and at least might have something useful to contribute.

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[BarryProudfoot]

Yeboahsleftfoot's reviews are quite inspiring 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Yeboahsleftfoot's reviews are quite inspiring 

Thanks Barry, punting is a hobby you can only share in certain places, this forum is a phenomenal escape valve for the drama, guilt, pleasure, highs and lows.

[claretandblue]

If I spent that sort of money in a single year I would seek counselling.   

You don't punt anymore jimbo, why knock a entertaining reviewer like yeboah? 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

You don't punt anymore jimbo, why knock a entertaining reviewer like yeboah? 

Thanks C&B, it might have been a knock or a comment that he would never spend what I do. It's a diverse world, punting and we all know what kind of punter we are, who we want to see and how much we want to spend. Most of us accept that and if it was a dig it was unnecessary.