"A bit of toilet paper hanging out"

[Nemo]

...but he was happy all the same:

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[kiwi69]

I just looked at her profile on the ASM site.

They claim  " April is the hottest Escort with the highest customer rating on this site "

Truly a strange report, or............  ?

[Matium]

The Toilet Paper Girl in question

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[delicious]

...but he was happy all the same:

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OMG,, that happened at an Mk parlour, when the punter phoned to complain he got a free sesh.

[afriendofafriend]

It's happened to me with two girls... have a laff and recommend the non-woven fabric wipes (Baby Wipes) that won't leave clingers ;-)

BTW I HATE the smell of scented baby wipes on pudenda... signals lack of soap and water...

AFoAF

[BeatriksCompanion]

It's happened to me with two girls... have a laff and recommend the non-woven fabric wipes (Baby Wipes) that won't leave clingers ;-)

BTW I HATE the smell of scented baby wipes on pudenda... signals lack of soap and water...

AFoAF

Totally agree  , perhaps, too many bookings back to back?... I'd just walk away....

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

[Happyjose]

Totally agree  , perhaps, too many bookings back to back?... I'd just walk away....

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

He last logged on 6 years ago.....

[baranabus96]

Which one of you guys is a necromancer? you just brought this thread back from the dead.

It's over 6 years old, let it rest in peace.

[Happyjose]

Which one of you guys is a necromancer? you just brought this thread back from the dead.

It's over 6 years old, let it rest in peace.

By your logic, you are

And 'necromancer' - really?

[Brazilian Martian]

Totally agree  , perhaps, too many bookings back to back?... I'd just walk away....

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

Would not be surprised if this is a mumsnet troll doing this to get a silly reaction 

[baranabus96]

Would not be surprised if this is a mumsnet troll doing this to get a silly reaction 

I think if it was then they would have chosen a popular thread to troll in rather than one like this.

Jose, I was joking no need to be so uptight + not sure what issue you have with the word necromancer.

[vw]

Totally agree  , perhaps, too many bookings back to back?... I'd just walk away....

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

Do you understand dates on forums ?   

6 year old thread she would have got rid of the toilet paper out of her bum by then and maybe even look different.

[Happyjose]

I think if it was then they would have chosen a popular thread to troll in rather than one like this.

Jose, I was joking no need to be so uptight + not sure what issue you have with the word necromancer.

Made me laugh is all. Have a teenager who spends time on gaming forums and that's the sort of term he would come out with

[GMontag]

Most lilkely being bumped by a mumsnet troll. Read the thread currently on UKP and someone there suggested using mole tactics, joining this site, lay low and build reputation before "attacking". This person joining same day (ish) and bringing up long dead/irrelevant threads seems to be following that advice. Stupid attempt though

[cueball]

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

No links but when the paper gets yanked I imagine the look on her face to be something along the lines of this lass..... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62287.msg797104#msg797104

 

[raylondoner]

You'd be amazed what I've found up there or hanging out over the years - not recently fortunately!

Things such as
- condoms (used - at least once)
- bananas and other fruits
- vegetables - mostly carrots, other root vegetables and cucumbers
- toothbrushes (including electric)
- beads of various colours and sizes
- Mars bars and similar confectionary
- TV remote controls
- mobile phones
- vibrators (naturally)
- Sergei (this was a BBW as I recall)

Apologies, no links available.

 

[vw]

Totally agree  , perhaps, too many bookings back to back?... I'd just walk away....

Do you have any links to those girls? Would be benificial to keep everyone informed.....

So you are a prossie and bump this ?