About a year ago I was meeting fairly regularly with a really cute young AW Polish girl "Joanna" who I used to see about once a month.
She was one of these tactile girls who responded well to a combined oral + fingering technique and always came really quickly. She would then come repeatedly throughout the hour. It had the fortunate effect of her never being able or willing to clock watch making it very good VFM for £80 !
She worked in a York St mini brothel of about 4-5 girls. It must have got busted as suddenly she stopped responding to text bookings.
Well up she popped again a few weeks later with a new profile, Bayswater area.
Gave her a call and being one of those busy large amorphous touristy Bayswater places you could just walk straight up to the room without a glance from reception.
She was of course very happy to see me and we cracked a bottle of vino I had brought along as I often like a small tipple, before, during and after...
Well in the middle of full on deep missionary, there was this noise coming from the window area.
In my peripheral vision I could just see this shape appearing followed by an almighty crash!
Of course it really put the shits up me until I realised what was happening,
It turned out one of her workmates who was sharing the room had nowhere to go between calls and had hidden behind the curtain in a deep recess about a metre off the floor, and then fallen asleep before toppling into the room next to the bed.
I just couldn't stop laughing my arse off for a couple of minutes. I then thought why waste talent and suggested she joined in. Sadly this was not to be as she was dazed and clearly totally knackered and disappeared into the ensuite for the remainder of the punt!
Shame that.
I would gladly post a positive for the girl but she has now returned to Poland. She'll be back.
