“Woke is the roar of smug, entitled mediocrities everywhere: The insanity of a world where Thomas The Tank Engine, craft beers and even country walks are branded racist drives Birchill to despair”
As the insanity picked up velocity, one cultural artefact after another went up in flames, lest it offend somebody.
First they came for our TV memories. Fawlty Towers (don’t mention the war), the Dukes Of Hazzard (a car decorated with a Confederate flag) and Songs Of Praise (whose producer likened people singing Rule Britannia to neo-Nazis celebrating gas chambers).
Then they came for cartoons. On Disney’s streaming service, classics such as Dumbo, Peter Pan, Lady And The Tramp and The Jungle Book were preceded by the dire warning: ‘This programme includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now.’
They came for the museums. The Natural History Museum’s Charles Darwin collection was targeted because he had voyaged to the Galapagos Islands on ‘colonialist scientific expeditions’.
External Link/Members OnlyI am a little puzzled: is this the same Burchill that said, “When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women”?
That she can seem spot on with some things yet completely up her never-fingered arse on others might suggest she is either schizophrenic or just a bit of a cunt who likes attention. Basically, Jeremy Clarkson with any humour circuits ruthlessly removed.
Yet the woke crowd can also rejoice: she gives a nice long shopping list of things to remember then you can go home and think of others: white-privilege SUVs perhaps, or black-phishing minis.
She won’t be taken seriously. She isn’t funny. If you could genetically breed clickbait she would be an early prototype, an also-ran not even in the human race, just a ball of gunk that utters generic pish at full volume.