Nieghbours having loud sex during lockdown

[advent2016]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

[RAJEC]

Just have a really loud wank once they’re finished.

For added fun, crank up the volume to the porno you’re watching 

[hornyguylondon]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

Sounds like an offer you cant refuse - oh no !  forgot social distancing 

Record it and play it back to them....loud 

[Mr Sinister]

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

If you're both single now is your best chance with the fit lady.

Otherwise ask the couple upstairs if you can join in 

[David1970]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

Sorry we will keep the noise down in the future.

[Moby Dick]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

Reminds me of Porkys,

Phone her up and ask “if anyone has seen Mike Hunt”

[joe diddley]

We used to have a neighbour who was known as Lassie because she used to have really loud sex. She's since moved. She was quite a looker - busty blonde - but was by all accounts quite radio rental.

[johnny34]

Reminds me of Porkys,

Phone her up and ask “if anyone has seen Mike Hunt”

Kim Cattrall in her younger days 

[sparkus]

Kim Cattrall in her younger days 

Yes, it's a favourite scene. Ooooooowwwwwww!

[Southendlothario]

We used to have a neighbour who was known as Lassie because she used to have really loud sex. She's since moved. She was quite a looker - busty blonde - but was by all accounts quite radio rental.

Had a neighbour similar a few years ago, in the same block of flats. Was a real looker too. Blonde, curvy (lovely arse) big tits with nipples that were always hard and showing through her top, and was always a bit of a flirt which used to wind up the GF at the time. Times have moved on since then and have moved away. Since then have found out she's a brass 
Wouldnt have a go though, too close to home.

[badsin]

Had a neighbour similar a few years ago, in the same block of flats. Was a real looker too. Blonde, curvy (lovely arse) big tits with nipples that were always hard and showing through her top, and was always a bit of a flirt which used to wind up the GF at the time. Times have moved on since then and have moved away. Since then have found out she's a brass 
Wouldnt have a go though, too close to home.

Link please

[Ali Katt]

You're starting to sound like a bit of a fantasist. Two threads bragging about something which wouldn't be out of place in the reader's letters section of Razzle. I know this lockdown is boring and I'm also not saying it isn't true, but reel it in a bit.

[sparkus]

You're starting to sound like a bit of a fantasist. Two threads bragging about something which wouldn't be out of place in the reader's letters section of Razzle. I know this lockdown is boring and I'm also not saying it isn't true, but reel it in a bit.

But the letters' section letters always have elaborate 'plot' construction, none of this does

[Ali Katt]

Looking back I think I was a bit unfair on Advent. In my mind I grouped him in with the influx of troll posts we've had since lockdown and that was wrong.

[sparkus]

Looking back I think I was a bit unfair on Advent. In my mind I grouped him in with the influx of troll posts we've had since lockdown and that was wrong.

As somone pointed out, if you were going to post some fantasist bollocks on here you wouldn't do it about a 66 year old.

The Sun used to have some corkers in Dear Deidre from old men who claimed to have got it on with their grand-daughters' friends and declared it a "problem".  Perhaps we should open up a separate thread.

[Thephoenix]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

Didn't know we could talk about bestiality on here.

Isn't that a job for the RSPCA

[houseboot]

My neighbours have started recently having loud and frequent sex. Windows open at night it sounds like Lassie is being mistreated.

I did mention it in conversation with the fit lady next door and she said "You had your chance"

Is fit lady called Lassie or is it a different lady? 

[sparkus]

Is fit lady called Lassie or is it a different lady? 

No, she's called Barbara.  Woodhouse.

[Southendlothario]

Link please

Sorry mate, afraid no can do. Doesnt exactly help anonymity does it.