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Offline Marmalade

You know you’re punter when

At the pub and on the way back to her place you’ve spent all afternoon chatting her up and then she says…
“I have something terrible to tell you about what I do for a living”.

You make rapid mental computations between what you now realise is numerical garbage coming out of her mouth and trying to remember what’s left in your wallet.

Offline myothernameis

Do you use public transport in London to get to your punts, sparkus? If so, it could have something to do with the information London Transport can collect from your ticket.

Dont forget, there also google maps timeline, which record every place you have visit, onto google

Dont forget, there also google maps timeline, which record every place you have visit, onto google

You can disable that function on your iPhone or Android handset.  :hi:

Offline sparkus

Dont forget, there also google maps timeline, which record every place you have visit, onto google

Disabled, though searches are harder to erase.

Offline vindici

Disabled, though searches are harder to erase.

There's a setting to automatically erase this at specified intervals 😎

Offline nwluvit

You can disable that function on your iPhone or Android handset.  :hi:

The Google map thing is getting really accurate. Had a haircut the other day. Now been asked if I wanted to review it. Had literally walked in off the street, but had to take a call so phone was on.

Offline JPin

When your mate posts a pic in your WhatsApp group featuring a well-known TS on all fours with just a hint of ballsack showing, saying, "Caption this" ... and you instantly know the TS's name, how much she charges and where she's based - but respond with, "She got the sack".

For anyone who wants to know, it was this pic  :D



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Offline RAJEC

When your mate posts a pic in your WhatsApp group featuring a well-known TS on all fours with just a hint of ballsack showing, saying, "Caption this" ... and you instantly know the TS's name, how much she charges and where she's based - but respond with, "She got the sack".

For anyone who wants to know, it was this pic  :D



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You also know your mate is on ukpunting  :lol:

Offline webpunter

In the new section beginning with a 'T'  ;)

You also know your mate is on ukpunting  :lol:

Offline myothernameis

This 15 year old boy was walking in front of me, with his rucksack on his back, and had his initials on the back.  Now when this boy grows up, wonder what sort of hobbies he will take up

And his name was, Alan Walker

When driving and heading West, I always smile when the needle gives a sign that looks like an A, followed by W

You ask all of your customers to pay cash!!

Offline lamboman

Whenever I pass the Longbridge roundabout Warwick which reminds me of my sadly retired regular.
Also whenever I go to a new hotel and the bathroom reminds me to have a shower and get ready.

Online stampjones

You get a work email from a girl called paulina and it makes you think of a big titted polish escort from 20 odd years ago. Happened today. Literally hadnt thought of her in 20 years but suddenly remembered every beautiful inch of her.

Offline sparkus

You get a work email from a girl called paulina and it makes you think of a big titted polish escort from 20 odd years ago. Happened today. Literally hadnt thought of her in 20 years but suddenly remembered every beautiful inch of her.

Link?

Online stampjones

Link?
It was one of the agencies. Admiral the hot collection or one of those. She was 250 an hour which I couldnt really afford but couldnt resist either. Kids dont need food that much anyway right?


Offline tantric talents

Vaguely aware of “flog it” being on Tv in the background and suddenly the buxom girl who is examining a diamond solitaire just asks the lady seller the question
“ How big is it?”  And then “ it’s what every girl wants to know!”
I had to smile at the double entendre.  :lol: