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FilthyMarkuz

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I'm on benefits (signed off sick and in support group for ESA due to having a morbid psychosis on medication) and even when my big payment comes through, a punt is too expensive. Does anyone have any saving tips for someone like me? I wanted to see Inara Serra from Reading but her £120 an hour rate would mean I could only just afford bills and food for my council flat. Buying little luxuries here and there weekly is my sanity as I have no friends and no social life. So in effect, I'd have to wait 4 weeks to get the money for just an hour with her, without buying little trinkets, which would probably drive me insane. I am also fat and ugly, so having a missus is not possible. Unfortunately I can't crowd fund a punt as no site would allow it  :D

So, does anyone have any money sourcing ideas (legally) ?

I am due a reduction in medication this month, so don't want to even mention punting to any NHS worker as I don't want to jeopardise that. Funnily enough, the reduction will help me lose weight! But not enough to get free sex.

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. I am also fat and ugly, so having a missus is not possible.

lool don't be daft, course you could find something. She might be fat and ugly...but beggars cant be choosers as they say


also just bargain basement punt, have a quickie/30mins - punt well within your means.


Offline walshy101

Do a reverse bid, may not be with who you want but I'm sure you will have takers you set the price and conditions

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I'm on benefits (signed off sick and in support group for ESA due to having a morbid psychosis on medication) and even when my big payment comes through, a punt is too expensive. Does anyone have any saving tips for someone like me? I wanted to see Inara Serra from Reading but her £120 an hour rate would mean I could only just afford bills and food for my council flat. Buying little luxuries here and there weekly is my sanity as I have no friends and no social life. So in effect, I'd have to wait 4 weeks to get the money for just an hour with her, without buying little trinkets, which would probably drive me insane. I am also fat and ugly, so having a missus is not possible. Unfortunately I can't crowd fund a punt as no site would allow it  :D

So, does anyone have any money sourcing ideas (legally) ?

I am due a reduction in medication this month, so don't want to even mention punting to any NHS worker as I don't want to jeopardise that. Funnily enough, the reduction will help me lose weight! But not enough to get free sex.
So....what are your 'pluses'?

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I always do 30-min punts, mostly to save money. If I really like someone, I sometimes go back for a longer session.

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you sound IDEAL for my sister.

Offline Scotpunter

you sound IDEAL for my sister.

This post has to be a wind up!  :rolleyes:

Given the desription OP gives himself, I'd suggest he would be better fucking his own sister like the rest of the Jeremy Kyle dole spongers.  :crazy:
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FilthyMarkuz

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Well considering I do a GCSE Biology evening course with a view to do A levels (no, not that kind) as I want to go to university to study what I need to be a physicians associate, I don't think I'm a scrounger. I have aspergers, therefore intelligent. I'm just having a later start than many on the career ladder. I got into drugs when I was 17 and ended up having a psychotic break when I was 19. It was that, that got me interested in how drugs work and I decided to persue a career in the medical field. Unfortunately women don't like this sort of ambition so that's why I'm a virgin.

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Just book a 15 minute quickie (sounds like it probably won't take that long), £40 - job done.

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Well considering I do a GCSE Biology evening course with a view to do A levels (no, not that kind) as I want to go to university to study what I need to be a physicians associate, I don't think I'm a scrounger. I have aspergers, therefore intelligent. I'm just having a later start than many on the career ladder. I got into drugs when I was 17 and ended up having a psychotic break when I was 19. It was that, that got me interested in how drugs work and I decided to persue a career in the medical field. Unfortunately women don't like this sort of ambition so that's why I'm a virgin.

Best of luck with the hunger pains, maybe cook some sugar !  :D

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. Unfortunately women don't like this sort of ambition so that's why I'm a virgin.

Really?  Since when?  Believe me lots of women like men with drive and ambition. That's is so not the reason you are a virgin

Can I also add that having Aspergers does not automatically mean someone is intelligent as you have stated.  Some are and some aren't. 

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Well considering I do a GCSE Biology evening course with a view to do A levels (no, not that kind) as I want to go to university to study what I need to be a physicians associate, I don't think I'm a scrounger. I have aspergers, therefore intelligent. I'm just having a later start than many on the career ladder. I got into drugs when I was 17 and ended up having a psychotic break when I was 19. It was that, that got me interested in how drugs work and I decided to persue a career in the medical field. Unfortunately women don't like this sort of ambition so that's why I'm a virgin.

Let's be honest, you're a troll with a good cover story (Asperger's) although it could also be the reason you are troll - so you've really got us there! Nonetheless you might not be and Asperger's would also be a good reason! I'll indulge.

I've highlighted the things you said which I found most egregious.
1) Most people with Asperger's just have normal IQ's, even if yours is high, if you think it's really meaningful then actually that makes you pretty dumb (even though it probably still is the best measure of "intelligence" we have).
2) Most women love ambition in a guy, it highlights positive traits and a likelihood for future success as a provider for a family. There is plenty of psychological literature to support this. It also somewhat makes up for the fact that you're obviously not rich at the moment.
3) Earlier you mentioned that you're fat an ugly which means a GF is impossible. Obviously it doesn't help but they're not the most important factors. The fact that you have no social life and the Asperger's though - those are critical. Confidence, social skills and status and of course communication skills (small talk, rapport and then onto flirting and seduction) are all vital. You need to to strongly focus on those although things like losing weight can also have a positive effect on confidence as well so is definitely worth pursuing for more than just the obvious reasons. Put it this way - have you ever seen a fat, ugly non-rich guy with a fairly hot girl - if the answer is yes then why can't you be that guy?
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I'm on benefits (signed off sick and in support group for ESA due to having a morbid psychosis on medication) and even when my big payment comes through, a punt is too expensive. Does anyone have any saving tips for someone like me? I wanted to see Inara Serra from Reading but her £120 an hour rate would mean I could only just afford bills and food for my council flat. Buying little luxuries here and there weekly is my sanity as I have no friends and no social life. So in effect, I'd have to wait 4 weeks to get the money for just an hour with her, without buying little trinkets, which would probably drive me insane. I am also fat and ugly, so having a missus is not possible. Unfortunately I can't crowd fund a punt as no site would allow it  :D

So, does anyone have any money sourcing ideas (legally) ?

I am due a reduction in medication this month, so don't want to even mention punting to any NHS worker as I don't want to jeopardise that. Funnily enough, the reduction will help me lose weight! But not enough to get free sex.

If this is true my advice is forget about punting, you cant afford it.

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If this is true my advice is forget about punting, you cant afford it.

best piece of advice right here - 


 

FilthyMarkuz

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Let's be honest, you're a troll with a good cover story (Asperger's) although it could also be the reason you are troll - so you've really got us there! Nonetheless you might not be and Asperger's would also be a good reason! I'll indulge.

I've highlighted the things you said which I found most egregious.
1) Most people with Asperger's just have normal IQ's, even if yours is high, if you think it's really meaningful then actually that makes you pretty dumb (even though it probably still is the best measure of "intelligence" we have).
2) Most women love ambition in a guy, it highlights positive traits and a likelihood for future success as a provider for a family. There is plenty of psychological literature to support this. It also somewhat makes up for the fact that you're obviously not rich at the moment.
3) Earlier you mentioned that you're fat an ugly which means a GF is impossible. Obviously it doesn't help but they're not the most important factors. The fact that you have no social life and the Asperger's though - those are critical. Confidence, social skills and status and of course communication skills (small talk, rapport and then onto flirting and seduction) are all vital. You need to to strongly focus on those although things like losing weight can also have a positive effect on confidence as well so is definitely worth pursuing for more than just the obvious reasons. Put it this way - have you ever seen a fat, ugly non-rich guy with a fairly hot girl - if the answer is yes then why can't you be that guy?

When I tell a girl on a dating site I want to get into medicine - "oh." *blocked*.

So it's not me, it's them that has the problem, I'm not "extremely ugly", I've been told I'm not bad facially more times than I can count, only problem being my large waist, not heart attack tomorrow style obesity, I've got thinner fingers than some, but obese enough to get ignored by women. I have all the promise of a guy that they'd want, but looks get in the way. I've had dates agreed to but they always cancel for one reason or another, usually they get a better offer, which makes me feel shit.

In terms of punting, I will see about Inaras 15 minute option, however I am looking for something more "real", like a good GFE. I am going to start looking online at jobs I can do while within the benefit rules, I'm allowed to earn £90 a week before they start deducting money from my benefits. That's basically a punt with Inara a week!  :dance:

I ideally need a WG that is genuine ASD friendly, not just that they say they are and then turn out to be a chav. Inara was recommended to me by a user on UKE.

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This post has to be a wind up!  :rolleyes:

Given the desription OP gives himself, I'd suggest he would be better fucking his own sister like the rest of the Jeremy Kyle dole spongers.  :crazy:
I was thinking by his own description of himself that he sounds like he looks like a troll  :hi:

Offline nodrah

Really?  Since when?  Believe me lots of women like men with drive and ambition. That's is so not the reason you are a virgin

Can I also add that having Aspergers does not automatically mean someone is intelligent as you have stated.  Some are and some aren't.
So true ..... spinach may give you strength as Popeye proved ..... but aspergers doesn't automatically provide intelligence .... ohhh .aspergers .... sorry, I thought you said asparagus .....

FilthyMarkuz

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Here's me to prove I am all those things.

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Offline NigelF

When I tell a girl on a dating site I want to get into medicine - "oh." *blocked*.

So it's not me, it's them that has the problem, I'm not "extremely ugly", I've been told I'm not bad facially more times than I can count, only problem being my large waist, not heart attack tomorrow style obesity, I've got thinner fingers than some, but obese enough to get ignored by women. I have all the promise of a guy that they'd want, but looks get in the way. I've had dates agreed to but they always cancel for one reason or another, usually they get a better offer, which makes me feel shit.

In terms of punting, I will see about Inaras 15 minute option, however I am looking for something more "real", like a good GFE. I am going to start looking online at jobs I can do while within the benefit rules, I'm allowed to earn £90 a week before they start deducting money from my benefits. That's basically a punt with Inara a week!  :dance:

I ideally need a WG that is genuine ASD friendly, not just that they say they are and then turn out to be a chav. Inara was recommended to me by a user on UKE.

If you want to get to get into medicine you need to have a keen understanding of evidence. A couple of blocks after telling them whatever does not give context as to why they would have blocked you. It is more likely to be the way you it than what you say if anything (even via text). Also it could be the timing of when you say it - it could be at a pretty weird point in the conversation and you might struggle to see that given your Asperger's. What do you think the reason women don't like you're ambition is? Oh and do you think all medical students are the worst at pulling in nightclubs because i'm pretty sure that's not the case. To be fair when it comes to ambition the most important thing is getting across your drive for success. Currently since you are as yet nowhere near being a PA or a doctor, it may be legitimate for girls to think you are a waste of space, unfortunately you'll just have to wait and prove them wrong.

Speaking of waiting that's what i also think you should do with punting - as others have suggested you can't really afford it and would be better waiting, it could also serve as additional motivation.

If you want to persist then this charity might be able to help you out although i get the impression that they are mainly (but not totally) focussed on finding escorts for the physically disabled: External Link/Members Only

Offline NigelF

Here's me to prove I am all those things.

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You posted a picture!  :lol: See you're a troll but Asperger's is just so brilliant for it.

If this is real though do you think it's a good idea to put a picture of yourself on a punters forum? By the way only admin can delete posts once they're up (although you have a short time window in which to modify too).

Offline mh

Here's me to prove I am all those things.

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I have aspergers, therefore intelligent.

Posting your pic has done the opposite of proving intelligence...


Offline PleadInsanity

Dude, if those pics are really of you then ask Admin to remove them!

If your quite happy for them to stay then hold up a card with the date and your forum name on so we can add it to the 'and then i checked the profile pic' thread :dance:

You actually look a little like James Corden and he was voted as some sort of sex symbol i seem to recall.

Offline Gordon Bennett

I can't imagine anyone would actually enjoy a punt if they knew they couldn't really afford it. Even if you could convince yourself you were having fun during the booking the subsequent days/weeks of self-loathing due to being cold and hungry because you'd spunked your money away would soon erase any pleasant memories you'd constructed.

Offline BarryProudfoot

I'm on benefits (signed off sick and in support group for ESA due to having a morbid psychosis on medication) and even when my big payment comes through, a punt is too expensive. Does anyone have any saving tips for someone like me? I wanted to see Inara Serra from Reading but her £120 an hour rate would mean I could only just afford bills and food for my council flat. Buying little luxuries here and there weekly is my sanity as I have no friends and no social life. So in effect, I'd have to wait 4 weeks to get the money for just an hour with her, without buying little trinkets, which would probably drive me insane. I am also fat and ugly, so having a missus is not possible. Unfortunately I can't crowd fund a punt as no site would allow it  :D

So, does anyone have any money sourcing ideas (legally) ?

I am due a reduction in medication this month, so don't want to even mention punting to any NHS worker as I don't want to jeopardise that. Funnily enough, the reduction will help me lose weight! But not enough to get free sex.

There is your answer in bold. Find yourself a hobby where you get to interact with other like minded people and build yourself a social circle. You view yourself as "fat and ugly" so thats what you're projecting to "potential" girlfriends (even male friends) If you think you're fat, do something about it. Join a gym, take a walk. Until you make a little effort and invest in yourself, you'll forever view and feel the way you do about yourself.   

FilthyMarkuz

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Dude, if those pics are really of you then ask Admin to remove them!

If your quite happy for them to stay then hold up a card with the date and your forum name on so we can add it to the 'and then i checked the profile pic' thread :dance:

You actually look a little like James Corden and he was voted as some sort of sex symbol i seem to recall.

I don't mind having my pic up on here, you don't know my real name and punting isn't illegal and I haven't got a missus, so what's the big deal?

Yeah the James Corden thing comes up a lot among people I talk to, I have a certain aquaintance who both just says "it's only because he's loaded" and says my likeness to him is an asset, depends what mood he's in.

In terms of TLC trust, I was a member of the outsiders club for a while, it's mainly for people with physical disabilities. The only highlight to logging in to their forum, now a "secret" Facebook group, is you'd get about 3 members who were more desperate than me. Including one very obese man who was the most desperate guy I've seen. Even I have had women want me back when I was a college lad many years ago (2009), but that all soon ended when I got into drugs, so I do know how it feels to have a woman hint at a hotel meet (she was from a town quite a while away and would come down for business), she was about 25 and I was 18 at the time so she's probably moved on and married now, seeing as I'm 26. We stopped talking after a heated argument and not heard a peep since. One of the reasons I'm into punting is to get somewhat halfway to that experience, but would love it for free again.


Offline NigelF

I don't mind having my pic up on here, you don't know my real name and punting isn't illegal and I haven't got a missus, so what's the big deal?

Yeah the James Corden thing comes up a lot among people I talk to, I have a certain aquaintance who both just says "it's only because he's loaded" and says my likeness to him is an asset, depends what mood he's in.

In terms of TLC trust, I was a member of the outsiders club for a while, it's mainly for people with physical disabilities. The only highlight to logging in to their forum, now a "secret" Facebook group, is you'd get about 3 members who were more desperate than me. Including one very obese man who was the most desperate guy I've seen. Even I have had women want me back when I was a college lad many years ago (2009), but that all soon ended when I got into drugs, so I do know how it feels to have a woman hint at a hotel meet (she was from a town quite a while away and would come down for business), she was about 25 and I was 18 at the time so she's probably moved on and married now, seeing as I'm 26. We stopped talking after a heated argument and not heard a peep since. One of the reasons I'm into punting is to get somewhat halfway to that experience, but would love it for free again.

It's not really about now - although you could get stick from it. E.g. A reputation as a guy who is desperate to pay for sex is not going to help you get sex from girls, although yes it's unlikely someone will recognise you, certainly someone who'd care - it kind of helps that you have no friends! It's really about the future - this could well come back to bite you in the ass. There was a recent topic on here where a gf had serious issue with her bf's previous punting and even though it wasn't when he was with her, it has caused issues (although that does of course reflect badly on the girl). If you look at the rules for the General Medical Council they have a sort of "bringing the profession into disrepute" clause and while you've not broken the law, it is frowned upon. They'd also particularly criticise how desperate you are, your poor understanding of women and the fact that you are on a forum which simply has a somewhat bad reputation certainly for things like "misogyny". Whether these are valid criticisms is irrelevant, they can and will be used against you because they are views that would be held and supported by a lot of the general public. Also, you don't have the excuse of being young - you're 26!

I should point out though I'm not saying you'll get struck off or prevented from joining the register in the first place but I am saying it will definitely not help.

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There is your answer in bold. Find yourself a hobby where you get to interact with other like minded people and build yourself a social circle. You view yourself as "fat and ugly" so thats what you're projecting to "potential" girlfriends (even male friends) If you think you're fat, do something about it. Join a gym, take a walk. Until you make a little effort and invest in yourself, you'll forever view and feel the way you do about yourself.

This is the best advice you're going to get.

FilthyMarkuz

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It's not really about now - although you could get stick from it. E.g. A reputation as a guy who is desperate to pay for sex is not going to help you get sex from girls, although yes it's unlikely someone will recognise you, certainly someone who'd care - it kind of helps that you have no friends! It's really about the future - this could well come back to bite you in the ass. There was a recent topic on here where a gf had serious issue with her bf's previous punting and even though it wasn't when he was with her, it has caused issues (although that does of course reflect badly on the girl). If you look at the rules for the General Medical Council they have a sort of "bringing the profession into disrepute" clause and while you've not broken the law, it is frowned upon. They'd also particularly criticise how desperate you are, your poor understanding of women and the fact that you are on a forum which simply has a somewhat bad reputation certainly for things like "misogyny". Whether these are valid criticisms is irrelevant, they can and will be used against you because they are views that would be held and supported by a lot of the general public. Also, you don't have the excuse of being young - you're 26!

I should point out though I'm not saying you'll get struck off or prevented from joining the register in the first place but I am saying it will definitely not help.

I've got the reverse image search base covered as the one I uploaded here (without any iPhone filters) is not on Facebook or anywhere online. The version of this picture that IS online is very different.

That's an interesting point raised about GMC - I could just say I do have aspergers so struggled with the social world in my twenties. In fact, you'll find a LOT of doctors (highly intelligent people) would be somewhere on the spectrum, it generally isn't a position held by people who skipped lectures to go to parties. Although my aim is to be an associate, so these things MIGHT matter less as I wouldn't be given the responsibility of prescribing, only reading blood results and diagnosing certain diseases, I'd be under supervision from a doctor anyway, the role is mostly about managing long term conditions. My area of interest is emergency medicine so this would obviously vary in the job description and what I'd be doing. I do know, especially consultants, have the money to punt and I guarantee a lot of doctors punt, they may not advertise it though.

But that being said, when my medication gets titrated down, I will lose weight so will definitely get the much needed ego boost. My self esteem is highly reliant on my weight. At college we are about to do group work for a piece of coursework that makes up a lot of our final grade, so I will seize the oppurtunity as much as I can to make friends. I already chat in passing to a few of them.

I don't really care if women know I'm on a punting forum, I'd still become a 40 year old Virgin whether I am or not! I've had some really mean comments about my looks said to me by women on POF, Facebook and any other popular social sites you can think of. I do have one friend though who happens to be female, she, along with a few other people are puzzled as to why I'm single as, and I quote, "you are a really nice guy". That's probably my problem, women want the alpha male gym monster with 200 tattoos and arms as wide as hulk hogan.

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I don't really care if women know I'm on a punting forum, I'd still become a 40 year old Virgin whether I am or not! I've had some really mean comments about my looks said to me by women on POF, Facebook and any other popular social sites you can think of. I do have one friend though who happens to be female, she, along with a few other people are puzzled as to why I'm single as, and I quote, "you are a really nice guy". That's probably my problem, women want the alpha male gym monster with 200 tattoos and arms as wide as hulk hogan.

Then you're looking at the wrong women. Generally, women want a nice, friendly, fun guy with shared interests and who rocks her world. The exterior packaging soon fades into the background if inside is a cunt.

Offline NigelF

I've got the reverse image search base covered as the one I uploaded here (without any iPhone filters) is not on Facebook or anywhere online. The version of this picture that IS online is very different.

That's an interesting point raised about GMC - I could just say I do have aspergers so struggled with the social world in my twenties. In fact, you'll find a LOT of doctors (highly intelligent people) would be somewhere on the spectrum, it generally isn't a position held by people who skipped lectures to go to parties. Although my aim is to be an associate, so these things MIGHT matter less as I wouldn't be given the responsibility of prescribing, only reading blood results and diagnosing certain diseases, I'd be under supervision from a doctor anyway, the role is mostly about managing long term conditions. My area of interest is emergency medicine so this would obviously vary in the job description and what I'd be doing. I do know, especially consultants, have the money to punt and I guarantee a lot of doctors punt, they may not advertise it though.

But that being said, when my medication gets titrated down, I will lose weight so will definitely get the much needed ego boost. My self esteem is highly reliant on my weight. At college we are about to do group work for a piece of coursework that makes up a lot of our final grade, so I will seize the oppurtunity as much as I can to make friends. I already chat in passing to a few of them.

I don't really care if women know I'm on a punting forum, I'd still become a 40 year old Virgin whether I am or not! I've had some really mean comments about my looks said to me by women on POF, Facebook and any other popular social sites you can think of. I do have one friend though who happens to be female, she, along with a few other people are puzzled as to why I'm single as, and I quote, "you are a really nice guy". That's probably my problem, women want the alpha male gym monster with 200 tattoos and arms as wide as hulk hogan.

You are aware it's not a good idea to put your excuses on here! It's makes you look deceptive/dishonest which is very serious indeed (more so than punting). I wouldn't say a lot of doctors are on the spectrum but I would say that the proportion probably isn't that dissimilar to the general population at large. The idea that people with autism don't skip lectures or whatever is totally ridiculous. By the time you've got the string of A's and A*'s at A level you need to get you've proven yourself not to be a slacker. You can't say that there are so many Asperger's sufferes who do better at A levels than everyone else (except in maths). Also, doctors are highly academically competent, not necessarily highly intelligent, although yes they do tend to have above average IQ's but usually nothing special and again IQ is a shit measure of intelligence (even though it's probably the best we have) and generally people who talk about intelligence do not understand that there many facets and components to it and so themselves are usually thick. To be fair most people just use the word intelligence in a lazy way nonetheless I think that makes you them stupid.

Regardless, in medical recruitment and training the emphasis has moved much towards communication and soft skills in order to get better patient satisfaction and outcomes (i.e. more likely to commit to giving up smoking etc). In years gone by autistic candidates may have been just about personable enough to get the through the 1 on 1 interview as long as it was more focused on academics and medicine. Nowadays there is a much stronger focus on communication skills and many medical schools use multiple mini interviews which have "stations" which are frankly designed to catch out those with poor social skills. Even if you did make it in, some the exams are literally just chatting with mock patients (actors) often around difficult subjects - you may well struggle with these and they need to be passed. The school will of course try to support you though, especially since they know you have Asperger's but there is a limit to what they can do. If you tend to come across as a rude prick then you ain't likely to get in and you ain't likely to pass (ironically failing on what some/many would find the easiest parts).

Final point, I'm sure the actual best medical students go to all the parties and all the lectures!
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Then you're looking at the wrong women. Generally, women want a nice, friendly, fun guy with shared interests and who rocks her world. The exterior packaging soon fades into the background if inside is a cunt.

What a great comment (even if I am a bloke) - although of course all women are different......plenty of them stay with rich cunts  :lol:

To the OP - perhaps I'm too right wing, but I think benefits are designed for basic subsistence, and shagging fit escorts out of ones league classifies in my mind as more a luxury purchase EARNED rather than given. Get yourself sorted job wise and financially, and then punt.

Offline Scotpunter

What a great comment (even if I am a bloke) - although of course all women are different......plenty of them stay with rich cunts  :lol:

To the OP - perhaps I'm too right wing, but I think benefits are designed for basic subsistence, and shagging fit escorts out of ones league classifies in my mind as more a luxury purchase EARNED rather than given. Get yourself sorted job wise and financially, and then punt.

I'd say your comment is the best of the lot. I don't get money off the goverment to get my leg over hot girls that are out ofmy league!  :manhater:
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Offline YorkshireLad

The OP has to be a troll but if not he's not having a shag for a long long time haha

Neal69

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I have been resisting the urge to post on this topic.

But.

I have read some weird threads on here but this one is right up there with them.

I agree with the above post.

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Dude whats your excuse? You're still young, go to the gym, lose weight and get hench. Or are you too lazy for that? I guarantee body building will naturally increase your confidence. Failing that get a job, go to Thailand and marry a hot girl from there as they will bypass your looks for the VISA.

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What BarryProudFoot said.  Prioritise doing something, anything to get a social life and boost your confidence up from level zero.  You still have your youth and your freedom.  The rest will follow without having to pay for it.

Punting won't make things better for you.  If anything, it will drag you down because you are not concentrating on the social side.


FilthyMarkuz

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I have been resisting the urge to post on this topic.

But.

I have read some weird threads on here but this one is right up there with them.

I agree with the above post.

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You want weird? You haven't seen nothing yet. Go to a forum called sluthate. Look it up on google. It is so weird that even I don't want to sign up. It's basically this thread times 10000000000 in desperation. The guys on there make me look like a stud, and I've actually had more women than the guys on there.

Losing weight will be easy for me, just reduce my medication, it will be slower than the weight gain but as long as I take advantage of not being drowsy to go and exercise then that will help too.

I look so much better facially when I lose weight too, the pic I posted on here was recent, so imagine a good version of that.

Like I've said, I will work on what college has to offer.

FilthyMarkuz

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Me being a hit with the ladies back in the day. (Excuse the editing done by my jealous friend).

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That was like watching a car crash in slow motion  :thumbsdown:

Neal69

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Well done Admin. :drinks:

And double well done for Removing the pics just in case the OP was genuine and could do untold harm to his future. It must be like tying to keep order in a kindergarten sometimes running this place.  :drinks: :drinks:

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Well done Admin. :drinks:

And double well done for Removing the pics just in case the OP was genuine and could do untold harm to his future. It must be like tying to keep order in a kindergarten sometimes running this place.  :drinks: :drinks:

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