Before a Punt, What's Your Grooming Preparation?

[DoughBhoy1]

First time poster but aiming to post some reviews soon too.

My question was pre-punt, what does everyone else do as far as trimming down there goes? I never leave it, because I want to make it as pleasant as a ballsack can feasibly be. However any trip down there to self groom always carries the risk of cuts and shaving bumps. Which is the LAST state you want to present the old boy in, given the circumstances.

I find an electric shaver with a decent guard set on the lowest seems to do a good all round job. But even those things can cause the odd nick and cut. Also, if you want to tidy the rest you need a razor and the same risk as usual!

Does anyone have a full proof method in the lead up to a punt? Some people say hair removal cream but that sounds dodgy!

[Humblelurker]

Gillet razor in the shower. Never had any issues with cuts but Ingrown hairs afterwards can be a real pain

[PLeisure]

Do a search - there are innumerable threads on this subject.

Reviews are the lifeblood of this forum - we look forward to meaningful contributions 

[brianthedog21]

Gillet razor in the shower. Never had any issues with cuts but Ingrown hairs afterwards can be a real pain

Kyank,

I would like to express my personal thanks and although I should not the thanks of the whole UKP community.

This is the reason I joined UKP to get great advice like this, for me personally it has been worth checking the forum daily to get gems of wisdom like this and finally I find out.

It has taken 2.5 years since you joined for us to learn you shave your cock and balls with a razor. In fact this is the only post you have made in 2.5 years. I am hoping you will find time to post another nugget of punting knowledge in the next 30 months.

Thank you

[Waterhouse]

Does anyone have a full proof method in the lead up to a punt? Some people say hair removal cream but that sounds dodgy!

Why not try laser hair removal?

Here's a good example....


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[stampjones]

Kyank,

I would like to express my personal thanks and although I should not the thanks of the whole UKP community.

This is the reason I joined UKP to get great advice like this, for me personally it has been worth checking the forum daily to get gems of wisdom like this and finally I find out.

It has taken 2.5 years since you joined for us to learn you shave your cock and balls with a razor. In fact this is the only post you have made in 2.5 years. I am hoping you will find time to post another nugget of punting knowledge in the next 30 months.

Thank you

Im guessing you’ll only need to wait a month for the next one...

[workinallweek]

hair removal cream 2 days before

[DoughBhoy1]

Does that cause any ingrowns after you use that?

[king tarzan]

in short make sure super clean.. smell nice all over..mints and chewing a MUST..

[El Jefe]

I no longer bother shaving my pubes even with a guard, I find when the hair grows back the itching is unbearable and cutting so low means the stubble is going to be uncomfortable for the WG. I trim down to a decent level using scissors.

[Simon_9000]

Before meeting a WG, I spruce myself up more than any other time, no doubt. Interestingly, one has told me she's not bothered whether I do or I don't .... but I still do.

I've always shaved down below before each meet but I seem to extend the task each time. For example, first hair nanagement was just between the legs which then extended to include legs and upper body. Having read the waxing thread, that's my next stage and am booked for a waist down wax just before my next WG meet (I like to book in advance, waxing and WG's now.  )

My theory is the WG is making an effort (otherwise I wouldn't be booking her) so I feel like I also need to make an effort too. On top of hair removal, I'm focusing on fitness, weight control, topping up that suntan in this weather etc. If the WG couldn't give a monkeys about any of this and just wants the money, fair enough. I definitely look better for it. 

[Waterhouse]

I no longer bother shaving my pubes even with a guard, I find when the hair grows back the itching is unbearable and cutting so low means the stubble is going to be uncomfortable for the WG. I trim down to a decent level using scissors.

Here's to hoping you never slip, and may your hands stay steady for the years to come   

Me, I'll stick to my trusty Mach 3 in the shower.   

[shagnasty006]

Shower just before leaving the house and anti-perspirant applied lightly.
Safety razor in the shower with lots of shaving gel for pubic hair.  Never had as much as a nick.
Brush teeth and mouth wash, chewing gum on way to punt.
Ask to use bathroom soon as money handed over to freshen up for a final time.

[Waterhouse]

Before meeting a WG, I spruce myself up more than any other time, no doubt. Interestingly, one has told me she's not bothered whether I do or I don't .... but I still do.

I've always shaved down below before each meet but I seem to extend the task each time. For example, first hair nanagement was just between the legs which then extended to include legs and upper body. Having read the waxing thread, that's my next stage and am booked for a waist down wax just before my next WG meet (I like to book in advance, waxing and WG's now.  )

My theory is the WG is making an effort (otherwise I wouldn't be booking her) so I feel like I also need to make an effort too. On top of hair removal, I'm focusing on fitness, weight control, topping up that suntan in this weather etc. If the WG couldn't give a monkeys about any of this and just wants the money, fair enough. I definitely look better for it. 

Ditto and I couldn't agree more.... apart from the waxing plan    I'll stick with the Gillette for the face and nethers, and a Wahl trimmer for the chest, back and pits.

I also make sure my finger and toe nails are short and filed smooth so they're not short and sharp like when freshly cut.  And of course tip-top oral hygiene and cleanliness.

I put in more effort in the hygiene and grooming department now when going for a 'meet', than I used to when going on a date in my younger days or out withmy better half nowadays.

 

[king tarzan]

Shower just before leaving the house and anti-perspirant applied lightly.
Safety razor in the shower with lots of shaving gel for pubic hair.  Never had as much as a nick.
Brush teeth and mouth wash, chewing gum on way to punt.
Ask to use bathroom soon as money handed over to freshen up for a final time.

Virtually like myself.
Accept I spray lots of anti perspirant and deodorant and kourous/azzaro. ..
Easy quick everyday ritual for me anyway..

[scutty brown]

Virtually like myself.
Accept I spray lots of anti perspirant and deodorant and kourous/azzaro. ..
Easy quick everyday ritual for me anyway..

Come on admit it............you use Brylcreem on your ass cheeks

[Waterhouse]

Virtually like myself.
Accept I spray lots of anti perspirant and deodorant and kourous/azzaro. ..
Easy quick everyday ritual for me anyway..

Are you sure you're not an estate agent from back in the days of the property market boom?

[king tarzan]

Come on admit it............you use Brylcreem on your ass cheeks

i don't but do you?

[Simon_9000]

Ditto and I couldn't agree more.... apart from the waxing plan    I'll stick with the Gillette for the face and nethers, and a Wahl trimmer for the chest, back and pits.

I also make sure my finger and toe nails are short and filed smooth so they're not short and sharp like when freshly cut.  And of course tip-top oral hygiene and cleanliness.

I put in more effort in the hygiene and grooming department now when going for a 'meet', than I used to when going on a date in my younger days or out withmy better half nowadays.

 

 

+1 on nails & oral hygiene. I'll let you know how the waxing goes ... i.e. if I'd do it a second time! 

[dboy74]

Hair removal cream on the ball sack and around the shitter a day or so beforehand.

[threechilliman]

Fuck me, what the fuck is this preparing for a punt? I fuckin' turn up as I am. It's not a fuckin' date....

[king tarzan]

Fuck me, what the fuck is this preparing for a punt? I fuckin' turn up as I am. It's not a fuckin' date....

Strongly possible then you could get refused very important services..like dfk/owo

And end with a menu of reduced services only.

[scutty brown]

Fuck me, what the fuck is this preparing for a punt? I fuckin' turn up as I am. It's not a fuckin' date....

I bet you never get a rimming then...........

[SO595]

Hair removal cream on the ball sack and around the shitter a day or so beforehand.

Every time someone suggests that, I am reminded of this: External Link/Members Only 

[OakTree]

Shit, shave, shower and that’s me.

[mr.bluesky]

Brush my teeth ,Comb my hair .

[oldrunter]

I keep balls and surrounds regularly shaved with electric philishave.Did have the odd nick when i first started but the old ball sac seems to have adjusted and fingers crossed no problems these days.I always make sure not to shave down there within 24hrs of a punts though just to be safe.
On the day like others shit,shower,shave the mush,clean dentures(yes i am an old fart- my own teeth long gong)and body spray.Clean underwear etc.
Only fair i guess as we expect the wg to be clean for us.

[king tarzan]

Brush my teeth ,Comb my hair .

thats standard day to day..

[mrdiamond77]

I shave around the balls now the day before the punt.  Always try and shower before the punt also, even if I have to use SP's shower on arrival.

[HoneyNutCheerios]

If I'm anticipating getting my balls ate, out comes the razor yo. I used hair removal cream once, but surprise open wounds from scratching my scrotes put me off. Keep my nails low for fingering, brush my teeth if I ate, and wash myself at home If I have time.

[threechilliman]

Strongly possible then you could get refused very important services..like dfk/owo

And end with a menu of reduced services only.

I bet you never get a rimming then...........

Never had any problems. Shower on arrival.....how hard can it be?

[Mathssam]

Wank, shower, trim, clean teeth, sorted.

[DaVINCI]

Every time someone suggests that, I am reminded of this: External Link/Members Only 

Thanks for sharing  seriously l think l'll give that veet a miss.

[mr.bluesky]

thats standard day to day..

Brush my teeth is standard day to day. Comb my hair on special occasions    ( just joking - shower +shave and might even splash on some aftershave)

[Simon_9000]

Fuck me, what the fuck is this preparing for a punt? I fuckin' turn up as I am. It's not a fuckin' date....

If the WG couldn't give a monkeys about any of this and just wants the money, fair enough. I definitely look better for it. 

 

I just can't see how my prep puts me at a disadvantage. I was doing a fair amount of this pre my punting days anyway. I've found punting has given me a reason and focus to improve things. Like I say, if the WG doesn't care, I do.

[threechilliman]

I just can't see how my prep puts me at a disadvantage. I was doing a fair amount of this pre my punting days anyway. I've found punting has given me a reason and focus to improve things. Like I say, if the WG doesn't care, I do.

Agreed. I'm always well turmed out but I do it for me, not the WG.

[workinallweek]

Wank, shower, trim, clean teeth, sorted.

If i had a wank i probably wouldnt bother going for a punt ...

[PatMacGroin]

I usually book a daytime punt several days in advance.

The night before I often have a bath, shaving my balls and surrounds with standard razor. If I do get the odd little nick from the blade they usually heal up overnight, or give me a chance to cancel with plenty of notice. I also trim and file my nails while in the bath.

Before bed I floss, brush and use mouthwash. Occasionally using face wash and moisturiser if my skin is looking a bit rough.

The morning of the punt I do my normal everyday routine of a shit, a shower, shave my face, floss brush and mouthwash, style my hair, deodorant and a nice aftershave. Applying the smellies make little difference to the WG as they get washed off in the shower on arrival at her place.

All of this is just standard regular grooming to keep me looking and feeling at my best. If I time the bath and ball shave for immediately before a session with a WG, it's to ensure I'm feeling at my most confident when I am about to have guaranteed naked fun times with a hot woman. To be honest I only started shaving the nuts after a very good WG recommended it. It does lead to a few days of itchy balls afterwards, especially in the current heat, but it's well worth the effort and I am glad she offered the advice.

[JonasG]

The only specific thing I do for a punt is shave my balls and dick the night before with a standard razor, just like you would before a date anyway.

Anything else like trimming my beard and showering lol is just normal life things you do anyway so isn't worth mentioning.

[Formicahunt]

When I first started punting I did worry about appearances but now not so much, I can't imagine there's a girl out there will turn cash down because you forgot the Lynx Africa. The last two meets I've had I've had a bit of beard and the last one I didn't have my hair tied back so looked a bit Tom Hanks in castaway. She still took my money and did a good job.

[brandonpete]

Depends on the punt...i.e.    A quicky pump and dump....just as I am ,but generally use a couple of wet ones,if they've got any/
                                          A quicky P&D,but you've used her before and know the place,usually wash the Block and Tackle and Rim in their bathroom sink.
                                          Half hour session where you know you're going get a good blow job same as above.
                                           If it's a new one that I've seen reviewed on UKP then B&T and Rim well at home and yhen wet ones there.
                                          But if it's an hour + with a punt that I've used before,then I shower before as I do if I'm going for a light Dom of Tie and tease session.

[stevemiller2121]

For those to dumb to work out how to shave your balls:
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Personally, I am always nervous of shaving on the same day as punting, having read that STDs are far more likely to be spread should you nick yourself. 

As for other aspects of grooming, you expect the girl to be clean and fresh, so it's only fair to reciprocate the deal. 

I once went to a punt with my obligatory chewing gum to freshen my breath. In my nervous state, I actually bit my tongue almost completely through - just as I rang her door buzzer.
She opened the door, glammed to the nines, to a blabbering idiot on the doorstep with blood spurting out of his mouth.  Suffice to say, she wasn't impressed - I didn't go in and haven't been back out of embarrassment.

[Firemcgee]

Bath and shave upstairs as well as down if you know what I mean and go to the appointment afterwards have a pint or 3 :-)

[Littlefoot]

Night before;

Shave C&B's trim outer regions. Shave my back best I can. Shave ears, trim forest coming out my nostrils. Trim finger nails short and file (in case of any fingering) never eat curry or any garlic based foods night before.

On the day;

Shave face, shit, shower, brush teeth, apply foundation around the nose area (to hide Brocken purple veins) usually dress casual but smart. Prepare my punting bag, ie mouth wash, deodorant, water, banana, not forgetting my little blue pill. Arrive at venue, get the come on. Quick mouth rinse if it's in a discreet area. And up I go.

[Dweeby]

Often, I can only manage to see an escort during the day whilst travelling (or when arriving back in my home town). Its not ideal.

I make sure my nalis are short, with no jagged edges. Then I shower and wash down below, multiple times - very thoroughly. I make sure my shave is thorough.. I make sure I've plenty of deodorant on, and wear clean clothes.. I also make sure my teeth are clean, bearing in mind that peoples gums can bleed after teeth cleaning.

Then the little blue pill, an hour before. I make sure I have my sunglasses, to try to disguise myself!

More often than I'd like to admit, I then get let down! Mostly this is due to the lack of girls where I live!

[Simon_9000]

I once went to a punt with my obligatory chewing gum to freshen my breath. In my nervous state, I actually bit my tongue almost completely through - just as I rang her door buzzer.
She opened the door, glammed to the nines, to a blabbering idiot on the doorstep with blood spurting out of his mouth.  Suffice to say, she wasn't impressed - I didn't go in and haven't been back out of embarrassment.

Shit.  My punting chewing gum is already in the bin on the back of that story.

[JackJones]

As stated above, I avoid shaving on the day of the punt to keep chances of STD transmission as low as I possibly can in this game. Otherwise, as I generally punt at night after a long day at work, then shower is obligatory and just plain courteous. Jury is out on brushing teeth as per some other thread on here, so sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on what service I'm going for. If its a P&D, then I don't brush teeth cos I'm not gonna expect kissing. That said, I mostly see regulars nowadays, so will definitely spruce up.

[Steve2]

Spraying a bit of Brut aftershave on a £50 note is normally enough to send the girls wild 

[Waterhouse]

Spraying a bit of Brut aftershave on a £50 note is normally enough to send the girls wild 

I imagine this is very similar to what KT does, except he squirts Kouros on his famous 'kiss test' £20. 

[MercP]

I used to shave Peter and the twins, but I've moved to using Veet now. Never had a problem with irritation or burning, but i always do it the night before as it can leave a bit of an after smell which usually requires a couple of showers to get rid of completely.

Just before the punt I'll brush my teeth, trim my beard and hair (what there is of that!) and have a shower. Brush teeth again and I'm ready to go.

Mints on the way there just to be double fresh.

I have been asked before to make sure I don't use Lynx as she was allergic to it (can't remember who it was as it was years ago now) but I never use Lynx anyway.

The way I see it is if you put in a little effort to be clean and fresh then you're more likely to get a more willing girl and better service