No nasty rash fears..............

[Yurizhivago]

Reassuring to know.......

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[Happyjose]

NO RASH SERVICE

That's the one I'd go for

[XTC2]

Damn, she's already gone! Where will I find a no rash service now?

I also like the ones who offer a "discrete" service. There's nothing quite like having sex while also being separate and detached from others. And the ones who say no "bear back", because it's always a mood killer when you have to break out the razor first.

[Qwerty]

Sadly it seems discreteness is more common on AW than discretion...

[donjon]

Many years ago I was ringing a parlour number from the back of the local paper and asking where abouts in town they were. The reply was

"Do you know where the old leper hospital is?..."