One of my memorable punts for the wrong reasons.
I was in the old Cabin sauna/massage shit hole in New Ferry Wirral in the middle of a massage by some old bint, when there was some loud banging.
Someone shouted out...'its the rozzers', so I quickly hopped off the table and dashed into the sauna, where I sat until a PC opened the door and asked me a few questions.
I just told him I just called in for the sauna.
Unfortunately the sauna hadn't been working for months as everyone just came for a massage and wank, and it was freezing cold.
Neither of us could keep a straight face, but I stuck to my story.