Having a nightmare picking a punt for next week.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

My holiday whoring hiatus is over at last towards the end of next week and there is a massive problem.

A search of my hooker heartland of West End, Paddington, Bayswater, Queensway, Notting Hill, Lancaster Gate, Hammersmith & Fulham, South Kensington, Kensington High Street, Earls Court & Gloucester Road is bringing up very slim pickings.

My balls are substantially replenished, brimming over with love and screaming please release me louder than a young Engelbert Humperdinck but the choices appear to be Vivienne, the new girl at Max's and a four handed massage.

There will be a new influx of Russians the following week after they've celebrated on 7th January but I can't wait that long.

I need help, any suggestions fellas?

[Steely Dan]

Either or both from my last review, or make a TPC visit.

[DodeCode]

This girl has had a couple of good reviews:
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I have had her on my HL for a while but havent been able to get to the area to make something work.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Either or both from my last review, or make a TPC visit.

Thanks Dan, locations no good from your last duo and TPC doesn't appeal.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

This girl has had a couple of good reviews:
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I have had her on my HL for a while but havent been able to get to the area to make something work.

Good call DodeCode, will try and report back, thanks.

[agcnospam]

This young lady is on my HL and seems to have some good reviews on here, with a good range of services (not seen her yet myself);

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Sexy Sandra (was Jessica at Admirals for a while) - met her 2/3 years back - was a great meet, with one of the hottest looking WG's I have met. Can't remember services TBH, and I believe she has quite a few tattoos now, but just so damn good looking with a gym toned body;

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Stacey Saran @ Hamilton's - met her twice - she is based in Vauxhall just over the bridge - OWO/CIM, lovely MILF, I think she is sexy as fuck but that is of course subjective - oddly enough, her AW rate is higher than the agency rate, hence posting the agency link;

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Chessie Kay - met her a few months back - great girl, great shag, OWO/CIM/facial all on offer - I think she is £350/hr via AW;

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Her page at Hamilton's shows her available in London from 4th Jan;

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Zaneta - back on 5th Jan - perfect, petite, blonde babe - met her twice - love her slow BJ technique - much more GFE than PSE;

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Cheers!

[Notpastit]

Tiny Teen looks horny, may have to break my "don't fuck anyone under 25" rule! (old git - feel bit too pervy with v young girls!)

But amongst your 105 reviewed in last yr must be some you might revisit maybe for a 2nd go?, otherwise loads of others around!?

I don't punt much these days, losing the urge now in my 60's, only 16 punts in 2016, mainly with HSG, always delivers, down from 19 prev yr, , 40+ p. a. 5-10 yrs ago, but can highly recommend HSG, Lola Maya and LRP (all reviewed on here) also Chloe at HOD if horny blondes float you boat?!

Best of luck with future encounters!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

This young lady is on my HL and seems to have some good reviews on here, with a good range of services (not seen her yet myself);

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Sexy Sandra (was Jessica at Admirals for a while) - met her 2/3 years back - was a great meet, with one of the hottest looking WG's I have met. Can't remember services TBH, and I believe she has quite a few tattoos now, but just so damn good looking with a gym toned body;

External Link/Members Only

Stacey Saran @ Hamilton's - met her twice - she is based in Vauxhall just over the bridge - OWO/CIM, lovely MILF, I think she is sexy as fuck but that is of course subjective - oddly enough, her AW rate is higher than the agency rate, hence posting the agency link;

External Link/Members Only

Chessie Kay - met her a few months back - great girl, great shag, OWO/CIM/facial all on offer - I think she is £350/hr via AW;

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Her page at Hamilton's shows her available in London from 4th Jan;

External Link/Members Only

Zaneta - back on 5th Jan - perfect, petite, blonde babe - met her twice - love her slow BJ technique - much more GFE than PSE;

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Cheers!

Thanks for taking the time pal, appreciated, will explore in detail.

[dryanse8]

Depends what you want and how much you wish to spend YLF?

In my limited experience (certainly compared to yours), I would agree with the recommendation of SexySandra. Her most recent pictures don't really do her justice as she is extremely pretty and still has a killer body. Services off limits are/were fingering and Anal but as she was a quite submissive girl and all too keen for CIM, she was perfect for me.

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One 'elite' independent girl I will recommend is Marta Roberts. Booked her on a whim a few years ago and she is/was utterly stunning. Very classy, extremely fit body, really pretty blonde who fairly well rammed her tongue down my throats as soon as the front door was shut. Great blowjob technique, tasty pussy, lots of positions and took CIM like an absolute champ. Expensive now though as she seems to want only 2 hour bookings as a minimum (and apparently only sees guys over 45 now?). But well worth the money for the dedicated level of service.

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One girl who I haven't tried is Amanda Banks. Looks killer though and having spoken to her on the phone, she'll do pretty much anything you want (alas the booking fell through at my end). £300 for 1hr or £500 for two. Prefers outcalls in Kensington hotels but does apparent offer incalls with enough notice. Top of my HL.

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As for agency girls, my most recent experience was with an all time target who dropped her rates.
She was very briefly on Diva for £300 an hour but now her profile has vanished. She did mention that she was thinking of quitting altogether but she is still on a (rapidly decreasing) number of sites.
What I can tell you is that she was absolutely GORGEOUS and definitely the girl I'd lusted over for so many years. Brazilian, fun to talk to, amazing noisy deepthroat, energetic fuck in loads of positions. Amazing.

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These ladies are meant to be very good too but I haven't seen them (just want to)

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Happy hunting YLF!

Love your reviews

[lieber]

If I could, I would TOFTT with  this one:

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[Ozy84]

Are you in to thais YLF?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Depends what you want and how much you wish to spend YLF?

In my limited experience (certainly compared to yours), I would agree with the recommendation of SexySandra. Her most recent pictures don't really do her justice as she is extremely pretty and still has a killer body. Services off limits are/were fingering and Anal but as she was a quite submissive girl and all too keen for CIM, she was perfect for me.

External Link/Members Only

One 'elite' independent girl I will recommend is Marta Roberts. Booked her on a whim a few years ago and she is/was utterly stunning. Very classy, extremely fit body, really pretty blonde who fairly well rammed her tongue down my throats as soon as the front door was shut. Great blowjob technique, tasty pussy, lots of positions and took CIM like an absolute champ. Expensive now though as she seems to want only 2 hour bookings as a minimum (and apparently only sees guys over 45 now?). But well worth the money for the dedicated level of service.

External Link/Members Only

One girl who I haven't tried is Amanda Banks. Looks killer though and having spoken to her on the phone, she'll do pretty much anything you want (alas the booking fell through at my end). £300 for 1hr or £500 for two. Prefers outcalls in Kensington hotels but does apparent offer incalls with enough notice. Top of my HL.

External Link/Members Only

As for agency girls, my most recent experience was with an all time target who dropped her rates.
She was very briefly on Diva for £300 an hour but now her profile has vanished. She did mention that she was thinking of quitting altogether but she is still on a (rapidly decreasing) number of sites.
What I can tell you is that she was absolutely GORGEOUS and definitely the girl I'd lusted over for so many years. Brazilian, fun to talk to, amazing noisy deepthroat, energetic fuck in loads of positions. Amazing.

External Link/Members Only

These ladies are meant to be very good too but I haven't seen them (just want to)

External Link/Members Only

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Happy hunting YLF!

Love your reviews

Thanks very much for the list, agency girls at £500 plus worry the hell out of me because I'm really not sure if they deliver or look better than a £200 - £250 girl.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

If I could, I would TOFTT with  this one:

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A £150 agency girl, almost guaranteed she will be worse than the photos and service will be average at best lieber.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Are you in to thais YLF?

Yes, as long as they are fully shaven, can't be doing with a bush Ozy, who do you suggest?

[Ozy84]

Yes, as long as they are fully shaven, can't be doing with a bush Ozy, who do you suggest?

Theres a couple of newbies doing the rounds in Bayswater. Check out Jesse on Olinaescorts or 007escort website. Ive seen her flatmate annabelle who was good but am hearing some real good stuff on jesse from fellow punters, who is an all service girl. I have her in the diary for the end of the week....be my guest if you can get in there quicker.

I have read some of your reviews and this may not be as epic but a nice solid way to kick off 2017 with a new youngish thai bird in london who will take it in all 3 holes!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Theres a couple of newbies doing the rounds in Bayswater. Check out Jesse on Olinaescorts or 007escort website. Ive seen her flatmate annabelle who was good but am hearing some real good stuff on jesse from fellow punters, who is an all service girl. I have her in the diary for the end of the week....be my guest if you can get in there quicker.

I have read some of your reviews and this may not be as epic but a nice solid way to kick off 2017 with a new youngish thai bird in london who will take it in all 3 holes!

Thanks, will take a look.

[Bring me sunshine]

Depends what you want and how much you wish to spend YLF?

In my limited experience (certainly compared to yours), I would agree with the recommendation of SexySandra. Her most recent pictures don't really do her justice as she is extremely pretty and still has a killer body. Services off limits are/were fingering and Anal but as she was a quite submissive girl and all too keen for CIM, she was perfect for me.

External Link/Members Only

One 'elite' independent girl I will recommend is Marta Roberts. Booked her on a whim a few years ago and she is/was utterly stunning. Very classy, extremely fit body, really pretty blonde who fairly well rammed her tongue down my throats as soon as the front door was shut. Great blowjob technique, tasty pussy, lots of positions and took CIM like an absolute champ. Expensive now though as she seems to want only 2 hour bookings as a minimum (and apparently only sees guys over 45 now?). But well worth the money for the dedicated level of service.

External Link/Members Only

One girl who I haven't tried is Amanda Banks. Looks killer though and having spoken to her on the phone, she'll do pretty much anything you want (alas the booking fell through at my end). £300 for 1hr or £500 for two. Prefers outcalls in Kensington hotels but does apparent offer incalls with enough notice. Top of my HL.

External Link/Members Only

As for agency girls, my most recent experience was with an all time target who dropped her rates.
She was very briefly on Diva for £300 an hour but now her profile has vanished. She did mention that she was thinking of quitting altogether but she is still on a (rapidly decreasing) number of sites.
What I can tell you is that she was absolutely GORGEOUS and definitely the girl I'd lusted over for so many years. Brazilian, fun to talk to, amazing noisy deepthroat, energetic fuck in loads of positions. Amazing.

External Link/Members Only

These ladies are meant to be very good too but I haven't seen them (just want to)

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

Happy hunting YLF!

Love your reviews

Wow Amanda Banks has some form doesn't she , not heard about her before , anybody seen her recently?

[webpunter]

My take is that you do like a bit of oil included in proceedings - so do i    Did some texts with SexySandra & mentioned that some oily b2b included would be nice.  Wasn't well received.  So one of the burds that doesn't like ages in the shower afterwards.  She's updated her pics & IMO she's getting better as she gets older

My tips would be:

Jai @ HOD:   External Link/Members Only   [there tmrw]
Valentina @ HOD:  External Link/Members Only [Friday]
Maxes - Meg or Estelle
A safe bet will be Molly - my top punt of 2015

[santodomingo100]

Go and see kersti at admiral - filthy owo com pse although she does have a big tattoo on her back

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Go and see kersti at admiral - filthy owo com pse although she does have a big tattoo on her back

Thanks Santa

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

My take is that you do like a bit of oil included in proceedings - so do i    Did some texts with SexySandra & mentioned that some oily b2b included would be nice.  Wasn't well received.  So one of the burds that doesn't like ages in the shower afterwards.  She's updated her pics & IMO she's getting better as she gets older

My tips would be:

Jai @ HOD:   External Link/Members Only   [there tmrw]
Valentina @ HOD:  External Link/Members Only [Friday]
Maxes - Meg or Estelle
A safe bet will be Molly - my top punt of 2015

Oil, me? I'll be having oily shenanigans on Thursday and have just booked a punt for tomorrow, here's hoping the new year starts with a bang!

[Bring me sunshine]

Enjoy YLF , start as you mean to go on  sir.

[TheCape]

New Adriana at your favourite agency looks worthy of consideration??

Either way I look forward to your reviews in 2017. You have been extremely helpful. Cheers.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

New Adriana at your favourite agency looks worthy of consideration??

Either way I look forward to your reviews in 2017. You have been extremely helpful. Cheers.

Yes, she looks stunning but not my punting area, thanks

[Johnny wishbone]

My holiday whoring hiatus is over at last towards the end of next week and there is a massive problem.

A search of my hooker heartland of West End, Paddington, Bayswater, Queensway, Notting Hill, Lancaster Gate, Hammersmith & Fulham, South Kensington, Kensington High Street, Earls Court & Gloucester Road is bringing up very slim pickings.

My balls are substantially replenished, brimming over with love and screaming please release me louder than a young Engelbert Humperdinck but the choices appear to be Vivienne, the new girl at Max's and a four handed massage.

There will be a new influx of Russians the following week after they've celebrated on 7th January but I can't wait that long.

I need help, any suggestions fellas?

Have you tried Nathalie Love yet? I would recommend her.  Seeing her again myself in a few weeks

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[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Have you tried Nathalie Love yet? I would recommend her.  Seeing her again myself in a few weeks

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Thanks Johnny, I saw her a long time ago, before I joined UKP, great girl.

[Johnny wishbone]

Thanks Johnny, I saw her a long time ago, before I joined UKP, great girl.

Yeah she is one of my favourites. One for the future, Emma Starr confirmed that she is over in London in March and you can see her for 1hr at......wait for it......£950 with a £150 deposit required to confirm booking. Eye-watering.

[TheCape]

Yes, she looks stunning but not my punting area, thanks

Miss KDD. If you haven't yet, you really should.

[hendrix]

Miss KDD. If you haven't yet, you really should.

+1

She's amazingly consistent. Just saw her (no need to review ) and she's astoundingly filthy and cute, but also completely professional with comms/requests etc every single time - 

[Johnny wishbone]

+1

She's amazingly consistent. Just saw her (no need to review ) and she's astoundingly filthy and cute, but also completely professional with comms/requests etc every single time - 

She is definitely on my to do list this year.  Might have to treat myself to a dirty birthday present

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

+1

She's amazingly consistent. Just saw her (no need to review ) and she's astoundingly filthy and cute, but also completely professional with comms/requests etc every single time - 

I almost booked her and Lizzy Wilde last year on a duo day, couldn't fix time and day but comms were spot on. Fucking business has got in the way of punting this week, looks like I won't kick the year off until at least next week, carrying my balls around in a wheelbarrow!

[hendrix]

I almost booked her and Lizzy Wilde last year on a duo day, couldn't fix time and day but comms were spot on. Fucking business has got in the way of punting this week, looks like I won't kick the year off until at least next week, carrying my balls around in a wheelbarrow!

Some lucky lass (or two, knowing you!) is going to look like a painters radio next week then

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Some lucky lass (or two, knowing you!) is going to look like a painters radio next week then

Yep, within about four minutes of meeting....

[webpunter]

Trust you're not a one pop geezer   

Yep, within about four minutes of meeting....

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Trust you're not a one pop geezer   

After this layoff I'll be popping more than champagne corks on New Years Eve....