Well apologies for the yawn inducing review in advance.
Why did I book an escort with 10 negative reviews? Call it white knighting Antonia A looked fit in her photos, I would more forgiving providing at least some baseline services are met She had nice sleek looking photos and heck even the Calvin Klein ladies-wear and gym toned body suggested she might be presentable in person. But as you guessed, no she didn’t live up to her profile in the slightest.
Expectations
I had gotten the horn looking at her, misleading, arse photos. I had the fantasy of pulling down her underwear eating her pussy (RO), licking her arse (RIMMING), receiving OWO, kissing, some half deep penetration protected and maybe anal.
Booking
The only good thing to come out of this review was the booking process was responded to. My plan A, B, C, D, E, F all hadn’t logged in since late June and the day I’m ready weren’t about. I considered not bothering and waiting considering the adage “good things come to those who wait”. Or thinking “10 negatives reviews, just have a wank instead” and seek non-sexual pleasure in the sun admiring the non-escort ladies of London with a pint or ice-cream.
After mass texting girls I got no responses; so I canvassed by cold calling various girls. “Antonia” picked up, although it wasn’t her as I’ll discuss later. The voice stated Liverpool Street Underground was closest to the venue, but long story it wasn’t.
After walking a good 15 minutes plus through a maze of loud construction noise, plastic barriers and lollipop wielding ground workers, make it to the basic street address which is strewn with garbage and homeless people face down in pools of sick. I wrongly assumed she would’ve been in the budget Hotel near the railway overpass.
I check my wallet but only have £70 and loose change (cause Antonia had tons of hidden charges and extras). I had to walk another 0.5 mile as the Sainsbury ATM was out of service. The ATM charged me £1.88 for withdrawal.
Venue
I text 10 minutes before on the hour meeting for address, but Antonia or her maid use delaying tactics as she is obviously not ready.
Given how far I walked a resident informs me Old Street would’ve been closer (5 minute walk) and an overhead service is literally adjacent to the venue.
5 minutes pass the hour I text again to which she said “oh you actually here now?”. To which I text “yes”. 5 minutes later she text “let me know when you’re outside the door”. The final venue was a decrepit shithole flat and if it weren’t for a few electrical peripherals I’d say she was illegally squatting as no lighting in dark building with dirty rags over the windows. The bedsheet she fucks on had excrement skid marks and various other unidentifiable stains on it.
At this point I was thinking “a SOHO walk-up with a £30 Romanian gypsy all of sudden seems like a good idea”
Girl herself
- Girl is unattractive (facially) minus her war paint and hair product. Her body is hot but not as per photos, which halos her face (if she wore make-up. But without make-up I’d say I almost walked out thinking I had been scammed by a bait and switch
- Body not as tight as pictures she clearly hasn’t seen the gym or toned up in months
- Her ass is not the peach as appears in Calvin Klein thong
Service
Massive props to this reviewer from 2 years back. If anything my review is bumping this for relevance. Word for word is the experience I had and despite a 2 year gap nothing has changed. I suggest you bookmark and read this review which should be pinned.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=65907.0Antonia Ice Negative Service
Antonia profile is a pack of lies. She says £70 for 30 minutes for a full GFE. Now universally a GFE is defined as kissing, fingering and penetration (protected).
Oral without condom is discretionary or a mere £10 tip. Antonia Ice wants £20 for just OWO and ANOTHER £20 for CIM.
So for a 30 minute booking you jump from £70 to £90 to £110 for 30 minutes. Add in filming (another £30 ofc) you’re looking at £140 for 30 minutes.
Contrast this with an escort I saw 2 years back who did all the above for £70 for 30 minutes, was far more attractive, had a banging arse, did full GFE, OWO, CIM, DFK, had a nice apartment, clean sheets and filming for £70!!!!!!
What I actually received
- Requested 30 minutes at £70 but Antonia later cut the booking to 15 minutes (£50) lying we’d had 30 minutes
- Begrudgingly paid £20 for OWO
During booking
Antonia answers door in generic black bra and thong. Admittedly while her body is attractive I didn’t get to touch it much.
Got onto the bed avoiding the shit-stain to the left edge of the bed. Whether the previous guy doesn’t use toilet paper or the aftermath of an Anal session who knows? Antonia sits to my side and gives a hand-job with wet-wipes.
She sucks my cock but doesn’t deep throat. The temperature in her mouth is hot, wet and soft so she does get the fella standing to attention. But by no means is she a snake charmer nor particularly good or explorative at OWO and deep throat she refused.
I ask to reverse oral her but she says no. I inform her it’s on her profile but she says “you can lick me with your dick when we fuck”.
She gets on top but only bounces on the tip. She is not exactly petite at 5 foot 7 so her cervix isn’t that shallow. She was merely teasing the entrance but refusing deep penetration taking a mere 1/4th of my dick in reverse cowgirl.
After 3 minutes she claims she has “come” and stops for 20 seconds. I try and fuck her in missionary but she pushes her hands on my shoulders and uses her heels to dig into my pelvis to stop deep penetration. I fuck for another 3 minutes but she claims she has “come” again and has to stop.
I literally put in zero strenuously effort so either she is easily pleased or taking the piss. She asks me to get on my back and does a hand-job leaning over me. But her hand relief skills are lacklustre. I ask for more OWO (considering £20 tip) but she says “no you already had that”. I jerk myself off to the sight of her enhanced tits as she obviously can’t do it for me.
Damage report
So after being delayed 10 minutes past the hour (cause of maid/Antonia) a mere 6-10 minutes of actual sex the time was 21 minutes past the hour.
I explained I would’ve kept going for another 15 minutes and that she was the one who didn’t have the stamina.
She says “you have 4 minutes left you talk, talk, talk and delay me asking too many questions” (referring to me verifying her crap service).
I said “no I only had 15 minutes and paid you £90. 15 mins and OWO is £70”.
She gets angry and said “well not my problem it’s time for you to leave”.
I said “well I hope you kiss me goodbye at least”
She said “yeah at the door”
At the door I reach to kiss but she places her palm on my chest, turns and gestures her kiss. I see her skin is wilted and stretched up close. I kiss her cheek and she lets out a nervous sigh. But all I smell is her rancid heavy smokers breath and god knows what else from the pit of her stomach. No hyperbole I gag upon this smell
Oh and as for Antonia has a maid or is part of a group? I call another Romanian in the area but different location as I was still hungry later on. “Antonia” answers again and I think I have misdialled but see it is a different girl.
The woman realising this claims her other escort isn’t available all of a sudden mid-sentence.
Antonia Ice conclusion
- Book 15 minutes tops cause 6 minutes is all she can do (or just have a wank)
- No deep penetration, no DFK, no lousy OWO (sans £20 tip), no RO, no rimming, no fingering, no nothing
- Look elsewhere and don’t even consider her as plan F. If your first choice isn’t about save your cash for another day.
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