Naughty Teen Cleo - Crawley

[loopy]

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Neutral  - service was good, but the girl is not as slim as her pics - nto fat, but had some meat lapping over the "belt" of the suspenders she was wearing.  Facially as well...she had a bit of a quirkyness about her...i think it was her mouth...its very wide.  Call me a weird but it was not a turn on for me.  not that shes pig ugly by any stretch.

Time: 60 mins
Cost: 130
Service: up for it, dfk, fingering, CIM
Looks: not my cup of tea.
Would i return: no.

i'm feeling a little guilty for not writing a war and peace review, but tbh, there is really nothing to write home about.  Service was received well, plus dressed as schoolgirl as requested..but just didnt do it for me. Call me a fussy fucker.

i seem to be getting into a routine with my punts these days; 1st round her blowing me to CIM and 2nd round missionary.  Boring i know. i need to do something to switch it up.

Would i recommend..? not really . When you pay for sex, you want to bed a girl who would be classed as a trophy fuck" to brag about with your mates if you met her in a nightout and banged her that evening.  She would potentially be the type of girl you'd go for if you play the other rather immature game of..pull the pig. 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review as she's on my HL. Good to know she delivers the services she promises - and there aren't many teenage escorts who do DFK, OWO, CIM and allow fingering - let alone British ones.

However, I'm slightly confused. Are you saying she's pig ugly or not? Surely she's not that bad?

not that shes pig ugly by any stretch.

She would potentially be the type of girl you'd go for if you play the other rather immature game of..pull the pig.

[loopy]

Ha. Sorry I can see how you confused. So, I wouldn't say she's a proper munter or one your class as a bush pig ...but certainly not one youd be proud to be bragging about having fucked.

[Cunning Punt]

Okay. I put service above looks anyway.
If a WG can deliver a decent service and isn't a complete minger (which it doesn't sound she is) then that's fine with me.
Plus she's 19 and English.

[vt]

Someone told me she looks like a young female version of David 'Delboy' Jason...is that true?? 


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An OK look for a cheeky cockney market trader or a frosty inspector in a grimy Police drama...but maybe not for a young hooker! 

[vt]

I must say I fully approve of her body in her AW pics though! 

Can she not wear a paper bag to cover up her boatrace??