10 most annoying things Escorts have done to me

[notcalledchris]

Hate it when they do that. I'm basking in orgasmic glory, cleaning myself up with a wipe is the last thing I want to.

Absolutely.  It was her fault I made a mess in the first place so she should clean it up.

[cotton]

Yeah, I gave up writing reviews because people used them as a way of ripping into SPs over totally unrelated matters.  If people can't behave in a respectful manner then why would someone write a review and expose themselves and the SP(s) to all the BS that comes with writing a review on here.

To be fair you did attract the shitstorm that happened in your JessicaXBabyX review by being incorrect in your representation of events and also an incendiary factor was you going on about how massive your dick is. From your pov you were unlucky to get called out by the SP and you did get treated quite disrespectfully and got alot of BS thrown at you, but if you reflect youl probably see that you deserved it, you were in the wrong and you got your cumuppance , but fair play to you for admitting your error , you made a mistake and admitted it.

[Randy Mcknob]

3. No answer. You arrive at the destination, you call as instructed and no answer. Has happened to me a couple of times. They either find a more lucrative punter or they are just bored and its too much effort to send a message to cancel the appointment. Sometimes they have the audacity to message hours later asking if I'm still interested.

4. 'Let's masturbate'. You've handed the money and looking forward to some action but you're constantly pressured to just receive a handjob or go into mutual masturbation. What do you do then? Go along or enter a disagreement that certainly puts you off? Happened to me twice and chose the former. Promised myself to read feedback more carefully.

5. The 'texter'. Very off-putting. She texts while you're having sex or trying to. So far this has happened to me only with Romanians (just to be fair and moderate the offence towards a single nationality, some of my best punts were with eager Romanian girls)

6. Unexpected extras. Nowhere in the profile extras are mentioned and suddenly you are looking into your wallet with your dick flying high so you can enjoy some OWO.

7. Inaccurate enjoy list. E.g. mentions watersports and then called a pervert and 'go find a girl that does that' attitude.

 
9. High cost rushed service. This is often with ultra-sexy Brazilians. You pay £100 for half an hour and you end up wanking your self out.
 

All these are negative experiences worthy of negative reviews.  It would be good for you to review these negative experiences, your positive reviews are kind of fluffy.

[GreyDave]

 

Have had the finger up the arse as I am about to cum trick and most recently:

The fashion for fake claw like nails I was badly marked and scrapped by a WG in Soho a few weeks ago  this happened right as I was juddering in cum mode and she had manager to get in 3-4 really deep scraches before I was able to stop her  only when I had a shower later did I notice the weld and the start of scabbing on my back

all ok now and she was a good shag but I will not be shagging her or any other pointy nailed girls in future ... yes I reveiwed here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=266956.0

Just re read it now I see why she laughed as I washed after she could see the marks she had made on me...

Thats the trouble some of the women out there its a power thing I supose with them

[django0700]

1. The Leecher - a forum member who posts fuck all useful yet takes lots from the site

oh you said escorts .... 

 

[frankc]

To be fair you did attract the shitstorm that happened in your JessicaXBabyX review by being incorrect in your representation of events and also an incendiary factor was you going on about how massive your dick is. From your pov you were unlucky to get called out by the SP and you did get treated quite disrespectfully and got alot of BS thrown at you, but if you reflect youl probably see that you deserved it, you were in the wrong and you got your cumuppance , but fair play to you for admitting your error , you made a mistake and admitted it.

He wasn't "unlucky" to get called out by the SP, she pulled him for blatantly lying about getting double bagged due to the size of his Nob, your right in saying that he deserved the abuse he got from the NW punters but what was his response? he's taken his ball home and said he's not doing any more reviews.

You also say "fair play to you for admitting your error" .....fair play for what? being a bullshitting fantasist......think Freeze was right when he said there's a few snowflakes on this thread

[cotton]

He wasn't "unlucky" to get called out by the SP, she pulled him for blatantly lying about getting double bagged due to the size of his Nob, your right in saying that he deserved the abuse he got from the NW punters but what was his response? he's taken his ball home and said he's not doing any more reviews.

You also say "fair play to you for admitting your error" .....fair play for what? being a bullshitting fantasist......think Freeze was right when he said there's a few snowflakes on this thread

Fair play for at least admitting to being a bullshitting fantasist , rather than digging his heels in and keeping up the lie and unfairly blackmarking the SP.

[frankc]

To be fair you did attract the shitstorm that happened in your JessicaXBabyX review by being incorrect in your representation of events and also an incendiary factor was you going on about how massive your dick is. From your pov you were unlucky to get called out by the SP and you did get treated quite disrespectfully and got alot of BS thrown at you, but if you reflect youl probably see that you deserved it, you were in the wrong and you got your cumuppance , but fair play to you for admitting your error , you made a mistake and admitted it.

Can't understand why you need to defend this moron and then feel he's been treated " disrespectfully"?... The problem is, once someone gets pulled for bullshitting and lying in a review their credibility goes out the window along with all the other reviews they've posted. 

[freeze44]

Can't understand why you need to defend this moron and then feel he's been treated " disrespectfully"?... The problem is, once someone gets pulled for bullshitting and lying in a review their credibility goes out the window along with all the other reviews they've posted.

Spot on Frank. Seems to be quite a few lately! 

Why some are so sensitive and get upset about such things fucking hilarious! 

The wg's must love em though and that could fuck it up for us! 

[cotton]

Can't understand why you need to defend this moron and then feel he's been treated " disrespectfully"?... The problem is, once someone gets pulled for bullshitting and lying in a review their credibility goes out the window along with all the other reviews they've posted.

Saying he got treated disrespecfully and deserved it isnt defending him , its just stating what happened.
Whats wrong is saying that a moron got treated disrespectfully ?

[frankc]

Saying he got treated disrespecfully and deserved it isnt defending him , its just stating what happened.
Whats wrong is saying that a moron got treated disrespectfully ?

I'd be interested to know what was said that was disrespectful and who said it, why don't you call them out and see the response you get.

[cotton]

I'd be interested to know what was said that was disrespectful and who said it, why don't you call them out and see the response you get.

Why would i call anyone out when it was justified. Your acting like you regard being disrespectful to morons as a bad thing.