Stupid question alert: STD risk of massage with h/e?

[Coffeeguy]

Very small and insignificant, I know. But has anyone ever caught anything from a handjob?

Does a prostate massage increase risk?

I am guess B2B nuru stlye massage is significantly riskier from an herpes/HPV risk as her private parts rub against one's skin?

Stupid questions, I know. I am just trying to understand risks involved.

[Strawberry]

Could consider contacting a GUM clinic for qualified advice.

[Coffeeguy]

I could, but am equally interested in the communities' opinion. There is a theoretical risk and real life risk with everything as you know.

[PunterNumber69]

Very small and insignificant, I know. But has anyone ever caught anything from a handjob?

Does a prostate massage increase risk?

I am guess B2B nuru stlye massage is significantly riskier from an herpes/HPV risk as her private parts rub against one's skin?

Stupid questions, I know. I am just trying to understand risks involved.

I think punting may not be for you.

[Coffeeguy]

Who is it for?

[PunterNumber69]

Who is it for?

Well if you're stressing about possibly catching an STI from a hand job you may not relax enough to enjoy the experience. SPs are generally clean and well accustomed to managing personal hygiene including cleaning themselves and their clients. Many wear gloves for prostate massage.  They use hand sanitised and wash between clients.  They ensure that their work area is kept clean.

I think the chance of you catching an STI from a hand job is very low but it'll maybe never be 0.

[Strawberry]

I could, but am equally interested in the communities' opinion. There is a theoretical risk and real life risk with everything as you know.

So asking a bunch of unqualified, unrelated strangers is part of your risk assessment?

[CanOfRedBull]

You’re worried about getting an STD from a handjob?  how you going to feel if you receive oral without or you go down on a girl 

How about this one to worry about - 15 minutes ago a bloke just shot his load in her mouth and now she is kissing you with her tongue down your throat 

[alabama1]

I could, but am equally interested in the communities' opinion. There is a theoretical risk and real life risk with everything as you know.

You could, but you wont. In the time it's taken you to ask your question, you could have googled it or given your GP a quick call.

[southcoastpunter]

So asking a bunch of unqualified, unrelated strangers is part of your risk assessment?

i think you meant to say - "So asking a bunch of unqualified, unrelated strangers who think you are a twat for asking such a question, is part of your risk assessment?"

[alabama1]

i think you meant to say - "So asking a bunch of unqualified, unrelated strangers who think you are a twat for asking such a question, is part of your risk assessment?"

Go easy on him, it's a vast improvement on his last question to the members, " Who has got the best tits in Bristol". I wouldn't know the answer to that, but i have a good idea who the biggest one is 

[tynetunnel]

Reading back through the OP’s previous posts, the running thread through them all is a seeming terror regarding catching STI’s and he has “a lot to lose” if he does succumb.

It’s a risk we all take, but there are calculated risks, and then there’s paranoia. As suggested by another member, punting may not be for the OP, with this level of worry/fear/paranoia. Perhaps take up something safer: knitting/train spotting/stamp collecting 

[Punterperson1971]

Reading back through the OP’s previous posts, the running thread through them all is a seeming terror regarding catching STI’s and he has “a lot to lose” if he does succumb.

It’s a risk we all take, but there are calculated risks, and then there’s paranoia. As suggested by another member, punting may not be for the OP, with this level of worry/fear/paranoia. Perhaps take up something safer: knitting/train ospotting/stamp collecting 

If he thinks he’s got “too much to lose”then
1:why is he on here
2:punting isn’t for him
3:he’s a troll and school holidays have kicked in

[PunterNumber69]

... Perhaps take up something safer: knitting/train spotting/stamp collecting 

They sound dangerous.

Knitting needles may be too sharp for him.

Stamp collecting - you never know where those stamps have been

Train spotting - a small asteroid may enter the Earth's atmosphere and BANG... he is no more.

Maybe stay home and have a nice cup of tea.

[lillythesavage]

The clue is in the name, Coffee and a wank later is the agenda. After he has showered and sanitised.

[Doyle]

I'd imagine massage with h/e is less risky than fucking an SP like you did recently even if it was fully protected.

Maybe you could ask her to wear gloves?

[PunterNumber69]

I'd imagine massage with h/e is less risky than fucking an SP like you did recently even if it was fully protected.

Maybe you could ask her to wear gloves?

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[contentguy]

To the OP, I think the activities you mention are much less dangerous than the "nipple sucking" you recently indulged in.

What if someone had had a tit wank before you and she didn't wash properly.   Doesn't bear thinking about does it 

[Coffeeguy]

To the OP, I think the activities you mention are much less dangerous than the "nipple sucking" you recently indulged in.

What if someone had had a tit wank before you and she didn't wash properly.   Doesn't bear thinking about does it 

So taking calculated risk is ok per what many say they are doing, but doing the actual calculation is not?

What's with all the nastiness? Newcomers to any discipline ask old timers for advice, not sure what is happening here.

[alabama1]

So taking calculated risk is ok per what many say they are doing, but doing the actual calculation is not?

What's with all the nastiness? Newcomers to any discipline ask old timers for advice, not sure what is happening here.

To avoid any "nastiness", wouldn't it be easier and less hassle just to "Google" it 

[winkywanky]

This, from the OP's only reviewed punt so far:

Natalia looks really hot in my view. We acquainted for a few minutes and got down to business. I had a box of thin condoms on me and asked her if she was OK with OW. She did not mind.

Kept it really kosher (no kissing, 69, rimming or cunnilingus) but sucked her nipples.

Intercourse itself was way more exciting with her on top, then in reverse, missionary and doggy to finish.

To conclude, annoying comm. to start with but a very good encounter. Would have been better if I was less concerned about STIs.

You mention 'Kosher', have you tried doing it through a hole in a bedsheet?

Some of us are more risk averse than others, but if you're posting up about getting an STI from a handjob then perhaps punting isn't for you? 

I mean Jeezus, you can catch herpes from kissing your granny on the cheek and a wart from shaking hands with someone, perhaps buy a Hazmat suit and jack off to Pornhub for the evening, that would be totally safe  .

[alabama1]

As long as you haven't got your granny in the hazmat suit with you 

[scutty brown]

Lots of things you could catch from massage, here's a few ideas

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As you can see, there are at least three nonvenereal forms of syphilis which can be transmitted by touch

[PunterNumber69]

As long as you haven't got your granny in the hasmat suit with you 

Be careful what you say:

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[scutty brown]

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[Jayj]

I’ve always fancied having an escort dressing as a nurse with a mask and those thin rubber gloves they use wank me off whist fingering my arse, I’ve always considered this just to be some ideal kinky shit but actually might offer the OP some latitude for a punt given it’s probably zero chance of catching anything

[winkywanky]

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Pssst, I think it was a joke link 

[PunterNumber69]

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Yes, I am very glad about that.

[Coffeeguy]

To avoid any "nastiness", wouldn't it be easier and less hassle just to "Google" it 

You are right, I have learned the hard way.
Will refrain from posting here until I master erotic literacy. Risk, caution, etc is a no-go by the looks of it.

[southcoastpunter]

You are right, I have learned the hard way.
Will refrain from posting here until I master erotic literacy. Risk, caution, etc is a no-go by the looks of it.

No its not, but.....well you even said it yourself in your question.

Learning point = don't ask stupid questions!

[daviemac]

You are right, I have learned the hard way.
Will refrain from posting here until I master erotic literacy. Risk, caution, etc is a no-go by the looks of it.

I've lost count of the number of times I've said this but, if you want information about sexual health then look here. -

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[contentguy]

So taking calculated risk is ok per what many say they are doing, but doing the actual calculation is not?

What's with all the nastiness? Newcomers to any discipline ask old timers for advice, not sure what is happening here.

The point is you can’t know the risk in a particular interaction.  You can only know whether there is a risk associated with a particular activity.  You had sex with an SP, that has a risk, if the condom broke, that’s another risk.

I saw an SP that spat on my cock for lubrication during a hand job.  I hate that, and that’s another risk, human behaviour brings risks that may not have been anticipated..

It’s like asking “what’s the risk of getting Covid if I take the train to London?
How are you going to do that “actual calculation”?

And how am I being nasty?
You’re looking for absolute reassurance that your activities won’t have any health consequences, I was politely drawing your attention to your previous activities.  How are you going to calculate anything.

As Davie said (again), look at the NHS as an informed guide as to the risk.
There are other resources.

You can’t know if you’ve STD free without taking a test.  AND as a punter, rather than rely on an “actual calculation” get tested.

And watch out for that nipple kissing.

Edit, apols for punctuation!

[contentguy]

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You can say that again Davie 

[innateimmunity]

Reading back through the OP’s previous posts, the running thread through them all is a seeming terror regarding catching STI’s and he has “a lot to lose” if he does succumb.

It’s a risk we all take, but there are calculated risks, and then there’s paranoia. As suggested by another member, punting may not be for the OP, with this level of worry/fear/paranoia. Perhaps take up something safer: knitting/train spotting/stamp collecting 

This is why I love this site. So much better than TSR. Hmm I wonder who has the biggest tits at UON

[innateimmunity]

As long as you haven't got your granny in the hazmat suit with you 

 

[sparkus]

Go easy on him, it's a vast improvement on his last question to the members, " Who has got the best tits in Bristol". I wouldn't know the answer to that, but i have a good idea who the biggest one is 

He didn't even have the decency to title his post "the best Bristols in Bristol" either.

I am curious though (WG or civvy, it's a tautological conundrum).

[ik8133]

He didn't even have the decency to title his post "the best Bristols in Bristol" either.

I am curious though (WG or civvy, it's a tautological conundrum).

Maybe needs to run a competition like a Miss Bristol beauty pageant, only topless!  Or better still, Naked Attraction Bristol, so we can judge other parts too!
 

[sparkus]

Maybe needs to run a competition like a Miss Bristol beauty pageant, only topless!  Or better still, Naked Attraction Bristol, so we can judge other parts too!
 

I'd like to get through at least a day on here without speculating on such things but Bristol's Got Talent (or just Bristol's Got Bristols) as a porno would write itself really, judges Amanda Holdem and Simon Cowgirl.

[Name Not Found]

I can't help thinking everyone has misinterpreted the OP's question.

.. has anyone ever caught anything from a handjob?

My initial response back to him would have been, "in their hand or in their mouth?"

Depends how far you can shoot I suppose 

[londonman]

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Damn ... there's my gardening fetish kicking in!

[PunterNumber69]

Damn ... there's my gardening fetish kicking in!

So many possibilies with gloves.

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[winkywanky]

A pair of Screwfix gloves sounds somewhat appropriate.

And I believe they actually do a range called De-wart  .

[PunterNumber69]

A pair of Screwfix gloves sounds somewhat appropriate.

And I believe they actually do a range called De-wart  .

Perhaps Honey Birdette will do a range of welding gloves?

[Nagilum]

There is a small risk with everything as other factors come into play, like sores, open cuts etc.

There is no such thing as being completely risk free in this hobby. Now, that does not mean you panic, just because there is a theoretical risk in some of these activities. It does not mean its likely to happen. However, they have to state it as a risk, because its a low statistical chance.

[Strawberry]

Medical glove fetish does exist, masks too long before Covid-19.

[winkywanky]

Medical glove fetish does exist, masks too long before Covid-19.

...ah, so it was you who had all the bloody masks...  

[meptalon]

You are right, I have learned the hard way.
Will refrain from posting here until I master erotic literacy. Risk, caution, etc is a no-go by the looks of it.

Word of advice OP: you need to develop a thicker skin over here. Also, if you want to avoid trolling... google and research things a bit before you expect the whole community to rush to your help and spoon-feed you answers.

[astra2100u]

Def' think he should stick to "DIY" not known anyone who has caught an STD from a wank
I also concur with your subject tile ,Yes it is an unbelievably stupid question. 

[Lou2019]

Medical glove fetish does exist, masks too long before Covid-19.

Indeed it does I remember an interesting Gynae/fisting booking whilst he was wearing latex gloves, and have massaged many a prostate gloved up lol