This one popped up on Friday Ad
External Link/Members Only with very little description "Escort service available in Southampton. I am English, i have long brown hair, 36 years old, slim and pretty." No pictures and little description of services provided. Thought what the heck I'll TOFTT at £80 for the half hour, who knows what sort of creature you'll get a fox, a dog or an elephant but it might be an undiscovered gem!
Comms - Messaged through Friday Ad asking for details of services, reply said to text. Did so and asked about OWO & CIM, was told OWO OK but no CIM or A. Made a booking for the next morning, all confirmed but no postcode until a confirmation text 30 mins before punt, should head for Asda in West End. In the morning text to confirm and got postcode, usual ring on arrival for number.
Location - Quiet cul de sac in West End Village Centre, parked outside, this is a family estate and a family house. Door is round the back, lovely newly mown lawn with kids trampoline which kinda set the scene.
Looks - Opened the door wearing a 'comfortable' dressing gown. Maybe 5' 4", dark brown hair below shoulder length but in a sort of demi perm (I think), transitioning from MILF/Puma/cougar into soft comfortable middle aged body, bit of a stomach from kids. Round unmemorable face, like the woman next door, age stated 37 hhhmmm maybe. Tremendous norks! Confirmed Double Diamonds, maybe 36DD, nips like scammell wheel nuts, very edible and erectile. Well spoken, not the usual Pompie/Scummer accent. No piercings and the only tatts were unusual, a line of hearts (like a landing strip if it was pubic hair) leading down to her fanny.
Service - Asked for stockings but on arrival the 'comfortable' dressing gown obscured all, it never came off until about 10 mins into punt! No kiss or hug on arrival, directed into very nicely decorated spare room (I assume) just inside front door. Asked for the cash and directed to strip off and lie on towel on double bed. She asked if I wanted a massage first, OK I replied. She was rushing around doing stuff, seemed pretty disorganised. Came back and told me to lie on stomach. She rubbed my back for a short while then said to turn over. Finally the dressing gown came off! Had knee length stockings on and a sort of black teddy. Got down between my legs and started OWO, nice action (reminded me no CIM) but I still hadn't laid a finger on her! Asked her to come up, which she did, got the top off and those norks out for a nice playtime, very enjoyable. Asked to DATY but she said no, went down again for OWO and I asked her to turn sideways so I could fondle her. Fingering no problem, in fact she got really wet. Eventually put the hat on and she climbed on but he wouldn't cooperate and go in. Asked to try mish, she rubbed herself and I watched while wanking, thought he might go in then but not for long. Knelt back and watched her get on with it while I slipped 2 fingers into her soaking wet box. Then decided to finish with OWO which she obliged, another reminder not to CIM, and finished by hand when I warned her. Wipes to clean up afterwards, washed hands in family bathroom.
Overall - Like the curates egg it was good in parts. Nice BJ and got really wet, place and herself was very clean. However no real engagement I almost felt like I was being held at arms length apart from the OWO which was weird. Not even a peck when I left.
She says she has been a WG before and only taken it up again for some extra money. Very chatty about that during massage plus bit of interrogation about me, work, married etc.
WIR - No. No passion (however ersatz that usually is) or deep engagement, no kissing, no DATY and the scene was set for me arriving at an obvious family home. Quite disorganised at the start, almost as if I wasn't expected.
