How to be discreet at a hotel outcall?

[jackthelad]

Hi brothers,

So, I have finally been able to arrange a meeting with MissKDD and Lindsey next month. It will be an outcall to a well known hotel. I have not done many outcalls as I find I have difficulty relaxing.

I want to be as discreet as possible but I was planning on bringing wine or champagne so asking for three glasses isn't exactly subtle. Should I consider bringing my own or would no one give flying fuck what I ask them for?

Any other tips would be appreciated.

Thank you
J

[Loverat]

Hi brothers,

So, I have finally been able to arrange a meeting with MissKDD and Lindsey next month. It will be an outcall to a well known hotel. I have not done many outcalls as I find I have difficulty relaxing.

I want to be as discreet as possible but I was planning on bringing wine or champagne so asking for three glasses isn't exactly subtle. Should I consider bringing my own or would no one give flying fuck what I ask them for?

Any other tips would be appreciated.

Thank you
J

Before they arrive, go to the bar and ask for three glasses to take to your room. Quite normal. Or ask room service to bring them, though you might then feel obliged to give a tip.

I really don't understand why so many people get so concerned about hotels.  You are the customer!

[yorkshire123]

No need to be discreet/sneaky in my opinion.
Meet them in the bar, kiss them both & get some drinks in, chat for a few mins then all go to your room together with drinks in hand.
Or better still give the girls a key & tell them to start without you, give it a few minutes & let yourself in to hopefully what is a sight to behold.

I've never seen any of the girls you mention (obviously read about them) but my best 3 some ever started as above. 

[Marmite]

I would ask room service for the glasses whilst also ordering some ice cream, strawberries and some fresh fruit.  I would be surprised if any is wasted.

[firth]

I'd do her right in the bar in front of everyone.

[threechilliman]

I think I'd order room service, champagne and what not. I'd also make sure when it arrived the girls were down to their undies/stockings/heels and make sure room service knew EXACTLY what was about to happen!! I wouldn't be able to resist. The look on their face (man or woman) would be absolutely priceless.

Has anybody done this?????

Another item added to my bucket list.

tcm

[broksonic]

I will admit that I am paranoid  that the hotel would chuck me out of my room for having an escort in there . I have lost £140 because I have had to cancel rooms at the hotel as you don't get your money back for the budget rooms .

[claretandblue]

I normally wear a big sign over my head with an arrow pointing up saying "punter here"

If people are that worried about being seen in a hotel what do they do at the gum clinic?or do they never go?

[jackdaw]

I think I'd order room service, champagne and what not. I'd also make sure when it arrived the girls were down to their undies/stockings/heels and make sure room service knew EXACTLY what was about to happen!! I wouldn't be able to resist. The look on their face (man or woman) would be absolutely priceless.

Has anybody done this?????

Another item added to my bucket list.

tcm

Not quite that.

But at a Manchester hotel, three hour punt with a forceful ex-Sandys WG. After end of round 1, she demanded room service...a round of chips and a double gin and tonic. i thought that while room service was on the way that she'd get dressed.

Er, no. When the guy came she was still completely starkers. She tasted chips, pronounced them good, and suggested I tip geezer a tenner for his prompt service. That brought cost to 40 quid for a round of chips, and a drink...both of which disappeared rapidly.

The waiter took it all very well, far more relaxed than I was.

[broksonic]

I normally wear a big sign over my head with an arrow pointing up saying "punter here"

If people are that worried about being seen in a hotel what do they do at the gum clinic?or do they never go?

A gum clinic is completely different as there would not just be men three that see escorts

[threechilliman]

Not quite that.

But at a Manchester hotel, three hour punt with a forceful ex-Sandys WG. After end of round 1, she demanded room service...a round of chips and a double gin and tonic. i thought that while room service was on the way that she'd get dressed.

Er, no. When the guy came she was still completely starkers. She tasted chips, pronounced them good, and suggested I tip geezer a tenner for his prompt service. That brought cost to 40 quid for a round of chips, and a drink...both of which disappeared rapidly.

The waiter took it all very well, far more relaxed than I was.

Zoe by any chance? Sounds just like the sort of stunt she'd pull.

tcm

[jackdaw]

Zoe by any chance? Sounds just like the sort of stunt she'd pull.

tcm

Rachel (Ryder). Rattled me at the time, but made me grin a time or two since when I've re-played it in my mind.

[claretandblue]

A gum clinic is completely different as there would not just be men three that see escorts

hotels are not just for men that see escorts!

[KenniLingus]

I'm a regular at a hotel and because of this I'm quite discrete.

If however i was unlikely to use the hotel again then i may be a little more overt!

[broksonic]

hotels are not just for men that see escorts!

Yes but a hotel would be a bit suspicious to why a man they in their 40s is seen a woman in their 20s. Not so bad is the escort is of a similar age