Most amusing feedback you've ever received

[SirFrank]

What's the most amusing (good or bad) feedback you've ever received? I was perusing AW today and came across a girl who I thought I'd met as one of my first ever AW punts. Different profile name but on closer inspection of face pics it was defo not her. I junked my first AW profile after 2 feedbacks as they both made me sound like a cunt. The second meet was confirmed but I had to cancel a day before as it snowed badly the night before and I was stuck in another part of the country. Anyhow said girl went nuts and gave me really shite feedback (accused me of all sorts) so I junked the account.

The first feedback however was from a girl who was heavily into Dom. It really wasn't my cup of tea but I did spend most of the meet eating her kebab. The feedback she left, which still makes me laugh now was: this pussy can eat pussy!

[Spunky34]

I had one say I would be the "ultimate husband".

Yes, because I am sure most women would be only too happy to tie the knot with a man with a fairly high number of feedbacks from prossies of all shapes and sizes across various parts of the country. 

[LL]

They all make me laugh as it's the only time I'm ever referred to as a gentleman

[Fabaceous]

One of my faves was a girl who wrote it in verse!

Fun, fizz, filth, & some chocs
I love to strip him down to his socks
Gorgeous massage & played with his bum
We fucked & sucked then I swallowed his cum!xx

[Tdydl]

Polite, on time, clean and a massive cock!

Must have been talking about someone else.

[OakTree]

Must have been talking about someone else.

You must of misread the title of the thread. It's most amusing feedback you've ever received, not most amusing bullshit.

[leatherlover]

Yes, because I am sure most women would be only too happy to tie the knot with a man with a fairly high number of feedbacks from prossies of all shapes and sizes across various parts of the country.

 

Not sure if this was funny or tragic - I made a booking over AW which was never confirmed. Some weeks later, I got some positive feedback saying I was nice and gentle, even though the booking never happened.

[Tdydl]

You must of misread the title of the thread. It's most amusing feedback you've ever received, not most amusing bullshit.

Well it made me laugh.

[webpunter]

I've had a 'treat him well'.  Bless
Funniest i've read on an AW punter's FB who refers to his small appendage in his nic:   'smallest cock I've seen i can't even feel it haha'

[hungrypunt]

I've had a 'treat him well'.  Bless
Funniest i've read on an AW punter's FB who refers to his small appendage in his nic:   'smallest cock I've seen i can't even feel it haha'

Yeah, I seen this one too, and of you read a few more most girls mention the same thing on his feedback, its as if he asks them all to tak ethe piss of his cock...must get off on it and asks them to mention it in the feedback. 

[punk]

you  finished, even before i started   

[Type_O_Negative]

I don't have AW account so i got verbal feedback - she told me i should work as a male escort and she should pay me

[threechilliman]

'Could fuck for England' - following a particularly vigorous shag in which she'd asked if I'd ever done porn

'One of my best ever sessions' - from a girl who's been doing this 20 odd years, after an FFM which I consider my best punt to date.

tcm

[dboy74]

I once had AW feedback that read as follows:

WOW WOW WOW!! THIS GUY IS THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE AND I WOULDN’T HESITATE TO MEET AGAIN....AMAZING!!!

When I read that I was very pleased with myself until after a little investigating I realised the WG had used the exact same feedback for several others punters in the days before and after my meet 

[vw]

"Most chilled guy ever" in response to an overnight incall I booked without ever speaking to the lady in question on the phone.

[sublimetoridiculous]

Not sure if this was funny or tragic - I made a booking over AW which was never confirmed. Some weeks later, I got some positive feedback saying I was nice and gentle, even though the booking never happened.

Have had exactly the same. Might get to see her one day.

[yorkshire123]

I once had, wow he made me cum buckets & has a lovely big cock.

Pity the well hung sex god who she mixed me up with, he must have been gutted with his feedback 

[LL]

I once had, wow he made me cum buckets & has a lovely big cock.

Pity the well hung sex god who she mixed me up with, he must have been gutted with his feedback 

Perhaps it was intended for tcm (based upon his own admission)

[yorkshire123]

Perhaps it was intended for tcm (based upon his own admission)

Come to think of it I did punt a lot in his neck of the woods.

TCM have you ever had a "small cock & the easiest £100 I've ever made" feedback 

[johnnyboy61]

I once had AW feedback that read as follows:

WOW WOW WOW!! THIS GUY IS THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE AND I WOULDN’T HESITATE TO MEET AGAIN....AMAZING!!!

When I read that I was very pleased with myself until after a little investigating I realised the WG had used the exact same feedback for several others punters in the days before and after my meet 

I was comparing a WG via PM with a member here and out of interest I looked at his feedback from the girl. Bugger me if it hadn't been a Cut and Paste job from a meeting I had with a totally different girl, the same odd spelling, exclamation marks and kisses, except that she had missed the first letter off of the first word when she copied it. No doubt mine wasn't the original either.

[Ben4454]

''I mistaked him at first for a fully grown mountain gorilla/godzilla with the size of his gigantic cock and balls''

On a serious note - I've never had any amusing feedback. How boring.

[threechilliman]

Come to think of it I did punt a lot in his neck of the woods.

TCM have you ever had a "small cock & the easiest £100 I've ever made" feedback 

Several times. I did consider changing my name to tinycockman

tcm

[Natwest]

Not terribly amusing but always wondered how she was going to finish the sentence.

"Seen twice already , he is absolutely amazing clean , sensual and knows how to"

Then the feedback for my very next punt was

"All I can say id"

So obviously I leave them speechless............

[SirFrank]

I once had AW feedback that read as follows:

WOW WOW WOW!! THIS GUY IS THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE AND I WOULDN’T HESITATE TO MEET AGAIN....AMAZING!!!

When I read that I was very pleased with myself until after a little investigating I realised the WG had used the exact same feedback for several others punters in the days before and after my meet 

Sadly all of the feedback I leave for buyers on eBay is the same - pleasure to deal with blah fucking blah. I imagine if the girl is particularly busy it must be quite difficult to remember who is who unless there is someone she genuinely liked/disliked.

[Zzxxx]

Best I've had was...

'look after him girls, or you'll have me to answer to'

That was left by a mature milf who must have wanted to adopt me! 

[LL]

Sadly all of the feedback I leave for buyers on eBay is the same - pleasure to deal with blah fucking blah. I imagine if the girl is particularly busy it must be quite difficult to remember who is who unless there is someone she genuinely liked/disliked.

Yep exactly right, they don't know who's who when leaving feedback. So on eBay we get "great eBayer A++++" whilst on AdultWork the equivalent catch-all "relaxing time with this charming gent" or similar bullshit!

Makes a mockery of the whole system. That's why I'm surprised that there are certain girls who won't see guys with less than x number of [meaningless] feedback!

[punk]

Shit i missed read the title of this thread, i thought it was about feedback you got from Prossies during a meet.

the  response still stands.

[Gordon Bennett]

Amidst all the generic "polite gent" stuff I mysteriously got a "skilled" off one lady.... Made me chuckle cos I'm bumbling and inept at shagging. Maybe she meant I was skilled at ignoring my deficiencies and soldiering on regardless?

[purple_t]

I got 'great skills in the bedroom' after one of the worst performances of my punting career! But I think she could tell I was frustrated with my performance that day and wrote that so I wouldn't feel shit after the punt

[LL]

"With jizzmanship rivalling only Peter North, this gent left my boat-race coated with so much man-sauce that I couldn't work again for three days"

That's an amusing feedback I'd like to receive!

[hairbald]

"Inoffensive"

To be honest I was hoping for mighty sex god!!!

[webpunter]

"Cum back soon with that big cock"