External Link/Members Only1 hour incall at Chloe's characterless digs in MK.
I thought this was going to be an awkward punt, and I was right. On the phone she sounded abrupt/curt and was pretty much the same in the flesh. Her AW profile claims she's aged 40 and a size 14, personally I reckon over 45 years old and at least a size 16+ would be more accurate.
The awkward silences, superior attitude, her flapping about and constantly going AWOL made it a toe curling punt. After 25 minutes I started glancing at the clock, wanting it to speed up. I seriously contemplated putting my clothes back on and walking out, but thought she might notice!
The few positives were:
1. Her arse was quite large, but it did look good whilst being bashed from behind.
2. She's a decent kisser. Not Premier League like myself, more Division 2, but still passable.
3. The shower gel was nice. I might look out for that particular brand when shopping.
The many negatives were:
1. She kept me waiting in the street. I
never hang around for more than 5 minutes when a prossie is stalling for time. I had the stopwatch out. Luckily for her, she told me to come up just in the nick of time. Just my luck!
2. Had the most god awful choral music playing in the background. It felt like Princess Diana's funeral service.
3. Her breath was a bit stale. Probably had a sneaky drag just before the booking. Luckily, I go into battle RetarDex'd up and sminty fresh so was able to nearly cancel her out.
4. OWO was mostly hand, noise and a lot of head thrashing. I hardly felt a thing! No, on second thoughts, I felt nothing.
5. She got dressed whilst I was in the shower - so didn't bother washing herself before the next client.
6. Used a wet-wipe on my cock before oral. This is so disrespectful and gets an automatic negative review. My todger is cut and I go into punts fully scrubbed and a damn sight cleaner/fresher than her. Maybe she thought I'd spent my day shagging strangers and not bothering to shower afterwards. Cheeky-fucking-cow!!
AVOID!