This is too much

[WOP]

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She looks nice, but seriously, when I look I just see a peasant draped in emperors robes. I made that up, but basically, all these fancy descriptions and photos, it's a charade. She thinks shes super elite. Who is she kidding? Not me, but what is really funny is all the men who have fallen in "love" with her. Read the Feedback. It's just funny I don't mean to attack anyone.

Here are two of my favourite quotes from her FR;s:

"my penchant for eating honeys beautifully formed, immaculate punanni became overwhelming, as i gorged at her alter."

"suffice to say honey is a great lover,entering into it with great zest,zeal and relish and of course her legendary tonal fervour. the glowing endorsements that stream in for honey ,are, if anything understated. summing up. in the lyrics of tina turners song. your simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone,anyone ive ever met."


Seriously, quoting Tina Turner? Come on. That had me laughing.


And lay on the cheese:


" have noticed that honey have this malicious feedback. I find it incomprehensible that anyone could write such crass rubbish.

Chin up beautiful. You are the best at what you are doing. Don't let this idiot ruin you.

Thank you for a wonderful memorable night. Hope to see you again soon darling."

[Pinnacle]

An indulgent favourite with a refined gentleman

I'm not quite sure what WG feel is 'refined' about punting (for either seller or buyer).

After all, it is a stranger arriving at your door, full of horney lust, intending to slide his cock up your twat which you are selling for cash. Infact, while he is doing so his wife and kids may be at home wandering where he is. I have 'refined' interests in other areas of my life, but I simply don't fool myself that renting the cunny of a woman I've never met in my life, is in any way 'refined'. Erotic? Yes, it can be erotic. But refined? No.

[WOP]

Heh that made me chuckle. This one is gold:


" I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady. "

"A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I was so entranced by the elegance of my companion."



Seriously, is this guy delusional? Like everyone in the restaurant would stop talking just because a woman walks in? How can you not remember what you ate at a restaurant?

[k]

"A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I was so entranced by the elegance of my companion."

Probably he was a bit embarrassed that the Big Macs, fries and milkshake were all that he could afford after handing over the consideration.

[paulk7777]

Hilarious. Perhaps she should be reminded that she is a whore, not the Duchess of Cambridge. I have had better than her in Vietnam for a ten bob a night.

[Matium]

£350 an hour!

 

[Ali Katt]

Seriously, is this guy delusional? Like everyone in the restaurant would stop talking just because a woman walks in? How can you not remember what you ate at a restaurant?

It went quiet and then one of the diners whispered "see that man over there, yeah, the one with the beer belly and walking frame, he's with a prostitute".

[Ali Katt]

" have noticed that honey have this malicious feedback. I find it incomprehensible that anyone could write such crass rubbish.

Chin up beautiful. You are the best at what you are doing. Don't let this idiot ruin you.

Thank you for a wonderful memorable night. Hope to see you again soon darling."

I think trying to score brownie points with a prostitute is totally pointless; if you like her book again, be courteous, clean and friendly that's praise enough in my eyes. I mean I doubt anyone has ever received a discount or freebie by laying on such hyperbolic, sycophantic fluffy yarns.

[EnglishRebecca121]

i get a feeling she responds to reverse bookings on aw as i have seen  heinzpotter and there is no way he would pay this in my opinion!
he has a reverse booking up for 100 pounds for pics a few months bk which i did and i have seen him put a few rvs up around same price for bookings

i may be wrong but just an inkling

[paulkee]

Yeah I spotted this one a week or so ago when I wasn't in such a good mood and she had a different name..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10485.msg156106#msg156106

Didn't get as far as scrutinising her 'feedback' but I did notice she also refers to her 'punani' (how refined) in one of her video titles... Now that's not a word that's used too often is it? Maybe just a coincidence.

What made me laugh and cry in equal measures was her Q&A, especially the two hour teeth brushing rule. What a funny girl.

[WOP]

Yeah it just beggars belief really.

It went quiet and then one of the diners whispered "see that man over there, yeah, the one with the beer belly and walking frame, he's with a prostitute".

Heh, good one.


I actually sent her an email recently for a laugh.
 I just remembered when I saw it in my sent box, it was this:

"Good evening , I would enjoy a superb encounter in the night with a madam of elegance and class such as yourself. I am not a rich man, neither a vagrant, but I am a gentleman and can appreciate your beauty. One does wonder how a lady such as you can be so mesmerising, I even heard one chap say he left his wife for you, deary me.
If a darling slappa such as yourself could so much as spend a minute with me I would be greatly honoured. "

See what I did there? Didn't get a response though.

[yumyum3]

 

[Jimmyredcab]

£350 an hour!

 

Currently accessing from Italy.
Private gallery £3-99       

[k]

Her website looks as if it has been developed by two designers with two completely different mindsets.  If I were offering professional advice I would tell her to ditch the one who suggested the scrolling text on the right-hand side as it doesn't fit with the message she's striving to convey.

EDIT: Website by EscortWebGenie.com but her copyright underneath probably means they gave her a shell which she's built upon.

[Matium]

Her rates are even higher on her website.

There's a rule of a 2 hour minimum at £800!

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[Matium]

I like this phrase on her website:

"I ONLY SEE A FEW ELITE LOVERS PER MONTH."

She's so elite that she's on Adultwork!

And as Rebecca suggests, she responds to Reverse Bookings! so much for being exclusive!

[Jimmyredcab]

I like this phrase on her website:

"I ONLY SEE A FEW ELITE LOVERS PER MONTH."

She's so elite that she's on Adultwork!

Stupid bitch.
Punters are not "lovers"         

[Ali Katt]

--- I DON'T DO AND NEVER LIKE TOO SLOPPY KISSING..NO NO NO..ANYHOW I LOVE ROMANTIC FRENCH KISSING ...DEEP AND PASSIONATE..

Is there a difference? For those rates I would at least want to tongue kiss an escort, not to mention OWO, CIM and anal - why pay so much for little?


Apparently this shot was self-taken, she had a long time to pose before the flash went off.
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[CurvyKinkyVixen]

A lot of spelling mistakes and pigeon English  going on for a "university educated ELITE lover"

DO YOU OFFERING GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE

WAHT IS YOUR LEVEL OF DISCRETION

Extras on top of the £350ph too

She does look very nice though  : , i wouldnt say No 

[Matium]

And there it is - Courtesan!

Part of a courtesan's appeal is her relative exclusivity

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Daft bint!

Real courtesans never, ever advertise.
  Part of a courtesan's appeal is her relative exclusivity and I see a lot fewer people than the average escort and do not consider the men I meet simply as 'clients' - more like very *very

[skittish]

You can have her exclusively for the year for just a tad over £1/4 million.


 The monthly donation for a long-term exclusive
                                    engagement is £22,000 ++

 All donations are in UK £ Cash only.
                        Preferably £50 NOTES. 

[WOP]

Yeah that part about 50 notes was quite funny.

I'm not attacking her  but rather the way she talks about herself. Delusions of grandeur should be her name.

[Pinnacle]

" I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady. "

"A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I was so entranced by the elegance of my companion."

Hilarious, and I can imagine it narrated by Richard Burton in the form of an 'AudioBook'

"Whoring with Elegance : Adventures with Elite Lovers (2 CD)"

[tufan]

This is the funniest profile i have ever seen in my punting life.

Someone please remind her that she is a prostitute and we pay her (NOT) to serve us.

[WOP]

"We then gently aroused each other stimulating our senses slowly and delicately, this time rising to a different level of sensous conciousness, which certainly confirmed my belief that Honey is the only woman I need and desire."


Excerpt from the latest ridiculous FR. Please check it out because by the end I burst out laughing.

[Ludwig]

i get a feeling she responds to reverse bookings on aw as i have seen  heinzpotter and there is no way he would pay this in my opinion!
he has a reverse booking up for 100 pounds for pics a few months bk which i did and i have seen him put a few rvs up around same price for bookings

i may be wrong but just an inkling

Rebecca, I wouldn't bank on it - the two FRs heinzpotter wrote state that he paid £1500 & £650   
If he is a regular of yours, perhaps you should charge him more - seems like he can afford it 

[chrislicker]

She could use a premium website if she claims she is that premium!

[wizard99]

That famous saying "Don't knock it until you've tried it" really applies in the case of these forum posts on Honey. I can understand how some elements of her website may trigger some of the comments on this thread but making a judgment based on that means you will miss out - believe me.

I've actually met her many times over the past year - (didn't book via AW as i found her via her own luxury honey website). I have punted with quite a few other girls in my time and can honestly say that the experience she provides really is quite unique.

Yes she is expensive and that intially gave me reservations about meeting her but I thought I would try just once with a more expensive girl to see if you really do get something "extra" for your money. Well all I can say is that compared with other girls I've seen, she really is a cut above the rest in all that she does, how she looks and how she makes you feel.

These days I've found I don't see as many girls as i used to as i reserve my funds for Honey, it's money well spent.

And as that other well known saying goes "You pay your money and take your choice"  - with Honey the choice is a good one, I can't deny that

[foresight]

That famous saying "Don't knock it until you've tried it" really applies in the case of these forum posts on Honey. I can understand how some elements of her website may trigger some of the comments on this thread but making a judgment based on that means you will miss out - believe me.

I've actually met her many times over the past year - (didn't book via AW as i found her via her own luxury honey website). I have punted with quite a few other girls in my time and can honestly say that the experience she provides really is quite unique.

Yes she is expensive and that intially gave me reservations about meeting her but I thought I would try just once with a more expensive girl to see if you really do get something "extra" for your money. Well all I can say is that compared with other girls I've seen, she really is a cut above the rest in all that she does, how she looks and how she makes you feel.

These days I've found I don't see as many girls as i used to as i reserve my funds for Honey, it's money well spent.

And as that other well known saying goes "You pay your money and take your choice"  - with Honey the choice is a good one, I can't deny that

Oh dear, I think we have been here before

[James999]

(didn't book via AW as i found her

So how did you find this site 

[yumyum3]

Dear Wizard
Can I suggest you take off your pointy hat and sit on it until it disappears up your arse. Then wave your magic wand and make yourself disappear before Adam does it for you 

[Matty888]

Lmao not only tells you how to wash your balls but also how to brush your teeth lol better get that soft bristled brush incase I hit my head one day and book her.

All that to fool her self into believing she is a companion rather then a whore.
Thanks for this post hahaha

[Jimmyredcab]

Yes she is expensive and that intially gave me reservations about meeting her but I thought I would try just once with a more expensive girl to see if you really do get something "extra" for your money. Well all I can say is that compared with other girls I've seen, she really is a cut above the rest in all that she does, how she looks and how she makes you feel.

Total, utter and complete bollocks.
Our members are not stupid.   

[Ali Katt]

Total, utter and complete bollocks.
Our members are not stupid.   

It's fair to assume wizard is probably Honey. Possibly one of the worst first posts.

[wizard99]

All in all very predictable and entertaining replies to my first post - You have all obviously made your minds up about her which is your perogative, just shows that in life we all have our own personal tastes.

There are those of us who just get on with life and live and let live but there are others who just bitch and moan about things they haven't even tried and get stuck in forums such as these spouting out garbage opinions from a position of no knowledge.

[rockyc]

This is my first post, so take it easy on me lads, but i have been with this expensive tart, a few times now.Forget all the bollocks, believe me this is one tasty piece, well worth the extra dosh.So cut the crap lads and give it a go.

[Ali Katt]

All in all very predictable and entertaining replies to my first post - You have all obviously made your minds up about her which is your perogative, just shows that in life we all have our own personal tastes.

There are those of us who just get on with life and live and let live but there are others who just bitch and moan about things they haven't even tried and get stuck in forums such as these spouting out garbage opinions from a position of no knowledge.

We all know you are Honey or her pimp, so jog on.

[mh]

This is my first post, so take it easy on me lads, but i have been with this expensive tart, a few times now.Forget all the bollocks, believe me this is one tasty piece, well worth the extra dosh.So cut the crap lads and give it a go.

How much weight do you think will be given to a first post in general? Not a great deal.

Now how much when you tell established posters to "forget all the bollocks" and "cut the crap"? Even less.

And when it is promoting a seriously overpriced "Courtesan" whose profile induces a migraine? No weight at all.

[yumyum3]

All in all very predictable and entertaining replies to my first post - You have all obviously made your minds up about her which is your perogative, just shows that in life we all have our own personal tastes.

Predictable yet entertaining as opposed to your own style which is predictable and very boring. I might also suggest you want to use the spelling wizard wizard: the word is prerogative. What's the matter, weren't you wearing your pointy hat when you wrote your magic words? I think you have a pointy hat alright but it goes with your broomstick. I don't believe you're a wizard at all .... hubble bubble toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble ... do you do a Halloween discount?

There are those of us who just get on with life and live and let live but there are others who just bitch and moan about things they haven't even tried and get stuck in forums such as these spouting out garbage opinions from a position of no knowledge.

  oh, the irony. Go away before someone pours water over you and all that'll be left is your cheap red shoes in a pile of green shit.

This is my first post, so take it easy on me lads, but i have been with this expensive tart, a few times now.Forget all the bollocks, believe me this is one tasty piece, well worth the extra dosh.So cut the crap lads and give it a go.

Oh dear, here we go again ....
These two imbeciles have given me an idea for a new topic ...

[ncarter]

That famous saying "Don't knock it until you've tried it" really applies in the case of these forum posts on Honey. I can understand how some elements of her website may trigger some of the comments on this thread but making a judgment based on that means you will miss out - believe me.

I've actually met her many times over the past year - (didn't book via AW as i found her via her own luxury honey website). I have punted with quite a few other girls in my time and can honestly say that the experience she provides really is quite unique.

Yes she is expensive and that intially gave me reservations about meeting her but I thought I would try just once with a more expensive girl to see if you really do get something "extra" for your money. Well all I can say is that compared with other girls I've seen, she really is a cut above the rest in all that she does, how she looks and how she makes you feel.

that

What fools we are, she does financial domination, hence why this genuine punter is so satisfied. It all becomes clear now

[wizard99]

Just to clear things up a little here - Wizards traditionally don't wear pointy hats, don't have green skin or wear red shoes.

[yumyum3]

Just to clear things up a little here - Wizards traditionally don't wear pointy hats, don't have green skin or wear red shoes.

No need. You just need to pay more attention when reading.
Brilliant riposte, by the way 

[rockyc]

Well i must admit my first post was somewhat disingenuous, but i am not Honey and i am certainly not her pimp !. However i am a regular client, afforded, not by being a chinless, silver spooned inheritor, on the contrary i am a successful industrialist. This has enabled me to visit numerous... what shall we say.. high end escorts and believe me , in my opinion Honey is the very best of the best.Oh , but i hear you say, she is still a hooker ! and of course you are right, however,as i am sure you are only to  aware, there are hookers and then, there are hookers.
  From your writings, it is clearly evident that this lady is out of your league, if not financially then certainly mentally.
 Lads, we may not have a lot in common, but one thing we do share is the love of the hooker, in what ever shape, form .. and yes price. Right? lads.

[yumyum3]

i am a successful industrialist.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Your a mug then as Im 99% sure she replies to v Low reverse bookings. Im sure many here cud afford her but Why Shud they as shes wtitten a profile that is so up Its own arse puts most normal guys off

[muzzya57]

Well i must admit my first post was somewhat disingenuous, but i am not Honey and i am certainly not her pimp !. However i am a regular client, afforded, not by being a chinless, silver spooned inheritor, on the contrary i am a successful industrialist. This has enabled me to visit numerous... what shall we say.. high end escorts and believe me , in my opinion Honey is the very best of the best.Oh , but i hear you say, she is still a hooker ! and of course you are right, however,as i am sure you are only to  aware, there are hookers and then, there are hookers.
  From your writings, it is clearly evident that this lady is out of your league, if not financially then certainly mentally.
 Lads, we may not have a lot in common, but one thing we do share is the love of the hooker, in what ever shape, form .. and yes price. Right? lads.

You can't really improve on this, so I won't try. Dazzling.

[ncarter]

Just had a personal message from rockyc much along the lines of his second post.

I smell bullshit, either someone trying to impress/belittle us (I'm not are you) by bragging how he can spend lots of money on high end courtesans  because we all know higher price = superior service or a pimp trying to pretend that actually he is a genuine customer. 

He definitely isn't from Yorkshire that's for sure and definitely hasn't read this site properly.

[wizard99]

I must admit being a forum virgin i'm quite intrigued, mystified and strangely interested by these forums. Here's my conclusions to date regarding the regular contributors;

1) You appear to be well educated and very articulate
2) Can reply to posts at any time of the day - does this mean none of you work and are therefore on benefits? Which clearly explains why you think girls like Honey are outrageously expensive.
3) Were bullied at school for being so clever and nerdy.
4) Hid in toilet cubicles during your years at university and subsequently decided to have an anonymous but imaginery powerful life behind a computer screen ruling forums such as these with your superior knowledge, intellect and wit. - Do you have BAFTA awards at the end of the year for the smartest, intellectual put down?
5) You are probably all virgins

Me I'm looking forward to taking Honey to LA at the end of this month, having a wonderful time with one of the best girls in the business! Don't take my word for it though, read her reports on AW and C69 especially the ones from Mabo (god knows where that bloke gets the money from) - He has shagged loads of women so is probably the voice of experience here.

Me, I'm just starting up my broomstick in search of a little witches pussy - Meoooooow    

[Dani]

Hmm how log does it take to gte banned when you are pretending to be someone esle just to tout??

Sorry darling but from your writing style it is quite obvious that either you are a very feminine man as in a total queen or you are female.  Men and women have completely differing styles of writing and it is startlingly obvious that this is not written by a male who actually has sex with women

[zootie]

One of the most ridiculous profiles I have ever come across.
Can't believe there are MUGS out there who fall for it!!!