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External Link/Members OnlyThe French are known for many things: surrendering, a lack of deodorant and arrogance. And that's just the positive stereotypes. But as much as we make fun of their lack of knowledge when it comes to roll on sticks (as limited our knowledge when it comes to dental care), there is something alluring about their women, armpit hair and all. Maybe it's the accent? Perhaps it's their laissez faire attitude towards sex that makes our English Roses seem like delicate dandelions?
Either way, the only French I cared to learn starts with the proposition of: "voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" Which either ended with the response "oui" or being arrested for soliciting an undercover officer.
Thankfully the only potential handcuffing in this situation would be consensual with this French Teen (who's actually 20 so technically not a teen) but hey, I'm not one to be pedantic.
comms so quick and efficient I almost thought she was German. This was last week and her profile hasn't been around long. Apparently she's not a virgin to the punting game so she definitely knows how important quick comms are.
location a few minutes walk from East Putney station. Very convenient for those familiar with the district line. She has a very nice flat with great shower facilities.
the woman I'm not one to get fluffy but she is a very gorgeous woman. She's French but she has dark Mediterranean features which only enhances her beauty. Very perky natural boobs. I would say a 36c. Long raven hair with doe brown eyes. Around 5ft4/5. She's definitely a head turner when walking down the streets.
services She offered me a drink and a shower. So far so good. She slowly stripped down to her bra and panties. Wow, what a body. Slender and yet curvy in the right places. On with the oral without and it was decent. A bit toothy at times but she definitely put in a shift. With her eyes looking back at me as she devoured my dick like it was the last baguette on Earth, she definitely had me shaking.
So far so good.. so why the neutral I hear you ask?
The kissing was very light. Although French kissing is at her discretion (one I certainly respect) she only did very light kissing which was a bummer. Switching positions was very mechanical on her part. Perhaps I caught her on a bad day? I get women aren't machines and i prefer genuine reactions but bloody hell, talk about going through the motions. She also had the courtesy to let me know how long I had left. Not necessarily the worst thing you could do but I did feel rushed.
In terms of sex, she was extremely wet and was a tight fit. Her body definitely seemed to be enjoying it, her attitude just felt mechanical at times. After finishing, she did offer me a shower and drink but I decided to leave.
All in all, a decent punt. I may have just caught her at a bad time. Just on her looks and body alone, I would definitely go back for part deux but attitude plays a huge part and I guess there wasn't much of a connection there.
positives Gorgeous woman. Sexy French accent. A very modern and clean flat. Not too far from the station. Quick comms.
neutral English is ok, but not great.
negatives Clock watcher. Mechanical at times. Seemed to be going through the motions.
I hope one of you guys have better luck. It was a decent punt but I've had better. Again, maybe on a different day it would've been better. I would still recommend, just be wary of what I said.
