Perhaps AW should advertise on Mumsnet?
Wanted Service Providers
Would you like a job where you can:
1.Set your own flexible work schedule (hours and days of the week)
2. Get to travel to exotic far flung places like Glasgow, Birmingham, Coventry and Slough
3. Meet people from all walks of life
4. Get to work from home whenever you like
5. A job that you can fit in with your other commitments such as child care, caring for relatives, other job
6. Allows you to make above average money to let you achieve your goals in life faster and allows you to provide for your family, finance a university degree or other qualifications that allow you to do your dream job and possibly even get a forever home, settle down and enjoy life without all the BS that can come from a regular job such as working long hours for little money, crap bosses, no satisfaction or enjoyment, boredom, no career options, no promotion prospects, annual performance reviews and objective setting, feeling exploited and unappreciated.
7. Feel appreciated both physically and mentally for the work you do for others
Qualifications:
1. Need to be able to provide sexual services in return for money
2. Need to be able to put up with people of all shapes and sizes with a wide variety of personalities and who may not be physically attractive to you
3. Good communication skills (not essential, but preferred)
4. Know how to manage the job, so that it doesn't take over your life
5. Good personal hygiene and able to educate others in good hygiene
6. Good time management skills
7. Good money handling skills
8. Be physically and mentally strong
9. Be any race, shape, size, religion - there's a place for everyone out there. Service seekers are also of any race, shape, size and religion.
10. Have full control of the work you do and don't do and who you provide the services to
Please apply at AW.