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Offline PunterNumber69

I thought this might as a useful place for collecting useful bits of info or tips on how to be a good visitor to SPs and how to use the site well.

What useful info or approaches have you learned by being a member of UKP?

Offline Colston36

Who to avoid. Who to see. What others like. What they don't. What to watch out for. Once or two sexual manoeuvres new to me. People's attitudes to sex and whores. How quickly people get angry about non-contributors.

Offline nuckingfuts

I thought this might as a useful place for collecting useful bits of info or tips on how to be a good visitor to SPs and how to use the site well.

What useful info or approaches have you learned by being a member of UKP?

Quality of reviews are a lot better on UKP than other places

Offline punter6199

I mainly use this site to make sure the girls who are escorting are genuine and not a scam it's easy to fake reviews on adultwork. When I see a girl on adultwork with no reviews I always check this site first to see if she is genuine.My biggest fear is meeting an escort at it turns out to be a group of thugs ready to rob me.

Offline FiveKnuckles


What useful info or approaches have you learned by being a member of UKP?

Don't be afraid to walk.  If it's not as advertised, turn around and walk. 

Offline KerachiDope

I’ve save a bunch of monies over the years as a UKP lurker by not going to shit SPs due to forum member’s negative reviews.
Cheers lads! :hi:

Offline PunterNumber69

I've learned:

1. Who not to see

2. Who to see

3. That we all rate escorts different. I might give an escort a neutral whereas someone else might rate the booking a positive, so you need to find reviewers with similar standards or likes.

4. We all like different things

5. Most men are very bad with dress sizes

6. What to include in reviews:

- Just the basic facts

- Does the SP look like their photos

- Approximate location of the escort's location

- Basic details of services provided

- Would you go back - yes/no

7. What not to include:

- Too much detail - it's a review not an article from a wank mag

- No personal info mentioned in a booking (if the SP is married, had children, pets, what job they do, the street name or name of building they're working from, etc ) - if you share too much info it may cause the SP problems leading them to be outed and leave the job.

- No scores out of 10 for looks, personality, service as these are all subjective and YMMV

- If you are unsure about whether certain info should be included in a review then don't.  Discretion is sometimes best

- Keep it to the info which is relevant to the SP and the booking

- Think about how the SP will react to the review. Try to write a balanced review. Don't be nasty.  Don't get personal. The escort is someone with feelings.  If it was a negative experience then still try to be balanced even though you are writing the review is a negative mindset.

- Remember the review will be there forever.  Should certain things that happened really be mentioned or is it better not to mention them? I know there's some things I've put in reviews that I've later regretted, but I've learned.

Offline PunterNumber69

And sometimes it's not what you say in a review, but how you say it.

Offline Punterperson1971

Quality of reviews are a lot better on UKP than other places
Like your reviews  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Oh wait you have none so that proves your here too leech

Offline standardpostage

1) To use a punting phone.

2) About the Good, the Bad and the Ugly service providers. [I'm no Adonis myself]

3) The best massage parlours to use.

4) Best websites for service providers e.g. Adultwork, vivastreet, Gumtree.

5) "Extras" offered by service providers, that are not advertised e.g. in massage parlours.

6) Cost of "extras" that are not advertised.

7) Best place to park.

8) That service providers clocks may be 10 minutes fast  :(

Offline Natwest

Like your reviews  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Oh wait you have none so that proves your here too leech

Wow, the guy has only been here a week. That's a little harsh?

Offline Silencio

The importance of a punting phone.

The tricks of the trade: how to tell from an SPs text messages whether to avoid or not, how to tell when a profile is too good to be true, how to tell when someone is double booking or conveyor belting, some helpful stereotypes (young english SPs are usually overpriced, roms are usually a waste of time, brazilians usually charge extra for everything).

Overall it's helped me develop my intuition, even if I don't always listen to it, and how to find VFM.


Offline Punterperson1971

Wow, the guy has only been here a week. That's a little harsh?
There’s people on here who reviewed straight away probably find he will admit to seeing wg’s in last 12 months but can’t be arsed to review,ok we will see if he does any review in the next few months

Online willie loman

learned a lot about my fellow men, seems like a lot of guys regard sex with hookers as a perfomance sport, 3 different positions in a 30 minute booking, finishing off with ejaculating on some part of her body.

Offline WARSZAWA16

That some men can (allegedly) come more times in an hour than I can in a week.  :rolleyes:

Offline Punterperson1971

That some men can (allegedly) come more times in an hour than I can in a week.  :rolleyes:
I can pop twice in 30 but only once done 3 in an hour and normally my meets are one position and then cum in the bag

Offline lamboman

Some mens egos are even more fragile that of WGs.
Not a learned subject but the indexing of reviews really is a fantatsic feature.
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Offline Fugly

Protect your identity.  This hobby ends relationships/marriages if discovered.
 - have a punting phone (the lower spec the better IMHO)
 - SIM bought for cash and topped up with cash
 - never tell a girl your real name/occupation/home location
 - I go to punts completely devoid of ID. Cash Only
 - When I drive I take the dumb car, not the one with the fancy sat nav that tells the world where I've been

Close this site if you're not the one on the PC, even if you're only leaving the machine for 5 secs. You WILL get discovered

Walk if the area is getting too sketchy for your personal comfort levels, if it's not the advertised girl or if you suspect that the girl is underage/traffic'd/coerced in any way

Treat those you meet as you'd expect to be treated yourself

Have fun and be fun

Put a link and the basic facts at least in your review sure, but if you want to be entertaining on top of that then knock yourself out.  Some of us appreciate an entertaining read.....









« Last Edit: September 15, 2021, 08:55:32 pm by Fugly »

Offline Waterhouse

Like your reviews  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Oh wait you have none so that proves your here too leech
Let up... The guy’s only been here a few days.  Maybe encouragement would be better?

Offline tynetunnel

Like your reviews  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Oh wait you have none so that proves your here too leech

I can only advise checking on members join date before you savagely tear them to shreds….

@nuckingfuts: I apologise on behalf of myself and probably the majority of others here on the forum. Please don’t let Punterperson1971 put you off enjoying the site, and we look forward to your valuable contributions in the fullness of time  :hi:

Offline tynetunnel

There’s people on here who reviewed straight away probably find he will admit to seeing wg’s in last 12 months but can’t be arsed to review,ok we will see if he does any review in the next few months

I’d never punted when I joined the site, so had nothing to review and it took me a while before I did punt…. Why make assumptions about what the new member “probably” has done? Maybe admit you made a mistake instead of trying to justify your poor behaviour  :unknown:

Offline Malvolio

I've learnt that whatever perversion you can think of, someone on this board is into it.

Most importantly, I've learnt that as a punter you need to take control of the punt to make sure you get what you want.

Offline nuckingfuts

I can only advise checking on members join date before you savagely tear them to shreds….

@nuckingfuts: I apologise on behalf of myself and probably the majority of others here on the forum. Please don’t let Punterperson1971 put you off enjoying the site, and we look forward to your valuable contributions in the fullness of time  :hi:

Thanks people, yep. Just been here a week and already trying to get hold of an SP who’s only just come back from an extended time away. If not, I’ll try my infrequent regular. I’m actively trying to participate (posts and replies are pending mod review) so as not to appear to be a “Leech”

Apologies aren’t needed. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion and I may not like it but they’re just as free to voice theirs as I am mine.

So far this place as helped me to identify who to avoid based on the eloquent reviews as opposed to potentially tarred reviews on AW.

NF

Offline nuckingfuts

I’d never punted when I joined the site, so had nothing to review and it took me a while before I did punt…. Why make assumptions about what the new member “probably” has done? Maybe admit you made a mistake instead of trying to justify your poor behaviour  :unknown:

I’ve emailed the SP i want to see (woofie35) but since she’s been off for quite a while, you never know when she might get back to me. I won’t see an SP just to provide a review and satisfy other people’s needs but if woofie doesn’t reply I can look to choose someone else. Or go back to someone I’m comfortable with.

Any reviews I’d add now would be pre-covid so might not go by the rules on length of time after a visit to submit a review.

Hope that provides some brief clarity on my intentions.

NF

Offline GingerNuts

I’ve emailed the SP i want to see (woofie35) but since she’s been off for quite a while, you never know when she might get back to me. I won’t see an SP just to provide a review and satisfy other people’s needs but if woofie doesn’t reply I can look to choose someone else. Or go back to someone I’m comfortable with.

Any reviews I’d add now would be pre-covid so might not go by the rules on length of time after a visit to submit a review.

Hope that provides some brief clarity on my intentions.

NF

She's currently only doing meets of four hours, overnight or full days. If that doesn't work for you it could be a while.

Offline Thephoenix

That I'm not the only sex maniac. :rolleyes:

Offline daviemac

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Like your reviews  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Oh wait you have none so that proves your here too leech
It took you 3 weeks before you posted your first review, he's only been here a week.   :thumbsdown:

There’s people on here who reviewed straight away probably find he will admit to seeing wg’s in last 12 months but can’t be arsed to review,ok we will see if he does any review in the next few months
We try to give new members help, guidance and encouragement in order to become decent members, not jump down their throats and hurl abuse.


« Last Edit: September 15, 2021, 11:48:03 pm by daviemac »

Online LLPunting

I’ve save a bunch of monies over the years as a UKP lurker by not going to shit SPs due to forum member’s negative reviews.
Cheers lads! :hi:

Years you say?  Bunch of monies?

So we can expect a review or tip per month on a snog/marry/avoid or might you be another BHR or KT about to drown us with your rate of spending?

Don't be slipping back into old habits now you've popped your pecker out in the Sun. 


Offline WelshClipper

All of the above, damn useful place this.

For me it is the ability to talk about my punting life to other like minded souls. In civvie I cannot mention to my best friend even.

 :hi:


Offline Whiteknight

Share your experience, let other members know whether good or bad.

Offline Webby581

All of the above, damn useful place this.

For me it is the ability to talk about my punting life to other like minded souls. In civvie I cannot mention to my best friend even.

 :hi:
This!

Offline Rook_ee

I thought this might as a useful place for collecting useful bits of info or tips on how to be a good visitor to SPs and how to use the site well.

What useful info or approaches have you learned by being a member of UKP?

Who's in the area, who likes what, who to avoid and how to describe and compliment a session!

Offline Natwest

It took you 3 weeks before you posted your first review, he's only been here a week.   :thumbsdown:
We try to give new members help, guidance and encouragement in order to become decent members, not jump down their throats and hurl abuse.

Punterperson1971, I stand by my previous response to your post. I think you really need to put forward that apology. 3 weeks to your first report? Utter hypocrisy.

Offline nuckingfuts

She's currently only doing meets of four hours, overnight or full days. If that doesn't work for you it could be a while.

4 hours isn't an issue, reading the reviews, it's probably worth it. i'll give it another week and see. i'm not looking to book for tomorrow, trying to give as much notice as possible but she's probably inundated so takes a bit.

NF

Offline Whiteknight

It took you 3 weeks before you posted your first review, he's only been here a week.   :thumbsdown:
We try to give new members help, guidance and encouragement in order to become decent members, not jump down their throats and hurl abuse.

Exactly  :thumbsup: :hi:

New members need guidance and a chance

Offline RedKettle

Obviously there is a host of great stuff on here as others have highlighted.  I thought I would highlight a slightly more quirky point that I picked up on here years ago.  In a discussion about how bad plan B punts often turn out to be somebody said that they had stopped doing plan B and if plan A failed they would look for something else to do with the time - like going to the cinema, shopping, sightseeing etc etc.  Obviously the specifics depend on where you are, time of the day etc.  I have followed this advice a few times now.

Offline Straightsix

New members need guidance and a chance
And you jumped straight in as if you knew the score! You did well didn't you? Even choosing a name that is common within forum dialect! Faaaantastic! 😆
« Last Edit: September 16, 2021, 09:43:13 am by Straightsix »
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Offline daviemac

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And you jumped straight in as if you knew the score! You did well didn't you? Even choosing a name that is common within forum dialect! Faaaantastic! 😆
He did it the way it should be done.

First post -
I have seen her more than I can remember.  She is a slim size 6 with small tits.  She offers a great variety of services, from OWO to CIM to Anal sex. 

She is great friends and does duo with a few well know and popular escorts in Brighton and Hove.

£200 an hour is not cheap but you are guaranteed top level of services with a beautiful young woman.

I would be very surprised if you don't like her and find her a good fuck.
My reply. -
A review of your latest visit would be helpful to other members. This guide should help.

External Link/Members Only
Will do.

Just need to familiar with the format on here, I am a newbie on this site, still exploring with checking alot of great data.
So there you have it, a newbie given advice, he takes his time to become familiar with the site then 14 reviews follow. (2 weeks before his first BTW)

Offline Punterperson1971

He did it the way it should be done.

First post - My reply. - So there you have it, a newbie given advice, he takes his time to become familiar with the site then 14 reviews follow. (2 weeks before his first BTW)
I hold my hands up and apologies I’m sorry for jumping in

Offline Whiteknight

He did it the way it should be done.

First post - My reply. - So there you have it, a newbie given advice, he takes his time to become familiar with the site then 14 reviews follow. (2 weeks before his first BTW)

Thankyou Admin  :hi:

I still remembered when I first started posting, not familiar with the site rules and ethnics.  I posted inappropriate information and against the site rules and regulations.  Admin had to removed some contents and I was reminded and made aware of it.  I was pointed in the right direction and was asked to familiarise with the rules, and I was given more than a 2nd chance.  I am still learning and settling in to date.

Respect to members who have thousands of postings, sharing their experiences and knowledges :hi:

New members are the future of UKP.

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Offline Straightsix

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Offline daviemac

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I hold my hands up and apologies I’m sorry for jumping in
No probs.   :drinks:

Offline Whiteknight

....still. Interesting name.

True in the punting world.

But for me, it's financial related and came to my mind at the time of registering.

Hope you now sleep better with my explanation  :lol:

Offline Straightsix

Hope you now sleep better with my explanation  :lol:
I sleep well regardless but thank you for your concern.
Don't worry, I won't be following you around but it doesn't mean I believe you either.
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Offline Straightsix

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Offline Atrueyorkie

Never mention your real name. Anonymity is key. Seems obvious but caution is definitely needed. The only thing they need to know is I have money for the session. To the point that I forget which name I given them  :lol: anonymity is key RL must be clearly separated from the punting one and never cross. Any names including the punting one should have no relation or linkage to you in anyway shape or form.

Oh and a punting phone is mandatory, cycle/change a number every so often (helps paranoia)  :D lastly don’t get EAS, it’s cringe.

Offline Straightsix

To the point that I forget which name I given them  :lol: Any names including the punting one should have no relation or linkage to you in anyway shape or form.
Until they start shouting "fuck me harder Dave!" And you suddenly stop, thinking somebody else is in the room. 😆
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Offline nuckingfuts

It took you 3 weeks before you posted your first review, he's only been here a week.   :thumbsdown:
We try to give new members help, guidance and encouragement in order to become decent members, not jump down their throats and hurl abuse.

Took advantage of the 12m rule for newbies and left my first review. Used one of the templates from the wiki.

Simple enough really.

Offline cueball

For me.....

Who not to see (most important)

Who to see (most fun)

Great to share the good and the bad. Made good mates too, some pixilated and some real

I learnt I'm not the only one who likes to stick it up their trumpers... If they'll let me  :lol: