I Was Going For A Punt...

[Corus Boy]

... Then I discovered that;

She lived near a school.
She was Romanian.
The pictures I'm looking at may not be her.
She probably earns more money than me.
If I fall in love with her, the relationship probably will not work.
Even if I'm careful, I'll probably catch something nasty.
I wont get what I expect and it will cost me more than advetised.
There may be more kids there than I can cope with.
Someone here will know that I'm going to have a bad time.
If I cycle to the meet, I'll get my head crushed under a lorry.

      

[Sureshot]

.....but my dick took over and i went anyway

[SirFrank]

.....but my dick took over and i went anyway

  And it was shit and here's my negative review. I'm all for informing punters but when you tell someone they'll burn their fingers if they stick their hands in the fire and they do it anyway, they really only have themselves to blame. THE POWER OF THE PUSSY!

[Corus Boy]

  And it was shit and here's my negative review. I'm all for informing punters but when you tell someone they'll burn their fingers if they stick their hands in the fire and they do it anyway, they really only have themselves to blame. THE POWER OF THE PUSSY!

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[fredpunter]

.....but my dick took over and i went anyway

And when I got there she was a he and asked me to carry a washing machine up the fucking stairs

[NottsNylonLuvr]

And when I got there she was a he and asked me to carry a washing machine up the fucking stairs

But he did nosh me off so all's well that ends well.

[SamLP]

but then she started to cry when I stuck my 9 incher in her

[firth]

Even though Jack and Rose escaped the sinking ship named Titanic, at least one ship was saved; their relationship.

[Corus Boy]

And then I realised her name wasn't Fuck Me Hard All Night!

[Happylad]

I closed my eyes and fucked her hard, and as I came I opened my eyes, and she turned her head and looked at me and went....... BAAAAAAAAA, BAAAAAAAA

[Chuckman]

And it turns out the blue waffle is a real thing.

[hgivv]

And we got chatting, turns out we had a lot in common. Treat her/him well Gents.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

I'm not going into details because what happened between us is between her and me and whoevers jizz was inside her 15 minutes before me.

[Corus Boy]

The door opened and she wasn't wearing her Traditional Dress!  Also she had lied about her age 

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[Marshall85]

But I must have got lucky, as she opened the door with a ravenous look on her face and a suitcase full of toys behind her, our eyes met and electricity crackled through the air. For 150ph I'd found my eternal soulmate who'd been waiting for a 6 pop an hour stud like me for all her tender years.

[shagbambi]

and a bucketload of cum because I had been eating celery for the past two days

[Cuntminion]

When I got there it was a tranny but i will be fucked if I'm walking ten minutes for nothing and went through with it anyway

[Corus Boy]

When I got there it was a tranny but i will be fucked if I'm walking ten minutes for nothing and went through with it anyway

And here he/she is;

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[SirFrank]

Ewwwwww just wondering what my pathetic cock would look like in his big fucking hands. Scratch beneath the surface and my ego is as fragile as the Greek economy. That would tip my over the edge for sure

[shagbambi]

Surprisingly there was no washing machine that needed moving...

[HippyCrack]

And after travelling an hour getting to the street there was no answer when I called for the door number.

[RalphMouse]

And here he/she is;

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The scariest thing about this pic is the eyes look shopped.

[anyfucker]

Surprisingly there was no washing machine that needed moving...

but i did get rinsed

[Cuntminion]

And here he/she is;

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In for a penny........


Nope ruuuuuunnnnn