Most annoying practice by WG

[bristolqwerty]

Why the hell would you want to ask for her via reception? I presume you were being sarcastic because it's obviously much easier just to be given a room number and head up.

Yes, it was a Romanian, couldn't believe it myself.   
I put this in my review of her.....

I had to laugh as when she phoned me to see if I was still there and to give me her room number she said "go straight up ~ don't ask reception"  as if I was going to say " hi, do you mind calling the Romanian prostitute in room *** and let her know her next client is on his way up to fcuk her good"
"Certainly sir, do you require anything else?"
"No, just wish me luck, oh could you call me a cab for 9:05pm - the names Client x"

[NigelF]

Yes, it was a Romanian, couldn't believe it myself.   
I put this in my review of her.....

 

On an unrelated note, it's odd that your review count says 1 but when you click on it, it shows 25, I've never seen that happen before.

[Rochelle]

Yes, it was a Romanian, couldn't believe it myself.   
I put this in my review of her.....

I don't know how true it is, but I've read stuff on UKE about guys that have actually asked for an escort at reception...crazy.

[NigelF]

I don't know how true it is, but I've read stuff on UKE about guys that have actually asked for an escort at reception...crazy.

I think I read a review on here where a guy did that as well (although at least I don't think he referred to her as an escort). Naturally, he got a bollocking from everyone. It was quite funny.

[Rochelle]

I think I read a review on here where a guy did that as well (although at least I don't think he referred to her as an escort). Naturally, he got a bollocking from everyone. It was quite funny.

I didn't mean he specifically asked for an escort, but he did ask for her using her working name...so silly.

[MrMatrix]

On an unrelated note, it's odd that your review count says 1 but when you click on it, it shows 25, I've never seen that happen before.

Not only that he's doing 44 posts a day................fuck me thats more than VW.
Something is wrong with his stats. Does Admin know?

[bristolqwerty]

No chaps I was Andyply22 but used one of those temp email thingys to delete my profile.   Admin kindly fused review together as my old profile became deactivated.  They said the old profile couldn't be saved but reviews could be fused.    Yes it does look weird.     I'm in limbo / semi retired but still interested. 

[NigelF]

No chaps I was Andyply22 but used one of those temp emails thingys to delete my profile.   Admin kindly fused review together as my old profile became deactivated.   Yes it does look weird.   

Ah, cool.

[Stalinator]

I have found a few will try to clamp you in a bid to make you cum quickly. Also the whole hurry up routine when well within time.

[MrMatrix]

No chaps I was Andyply22 but used one of those temp email thingys to delete my profile.   Admin kindly fused review together as my old profile became deactivated.  They said the old profile couldn't be saved but reviews could be fused.    Yes it does look weird.     I'm in limbo / semi retired but still interested.

At least your still punting and still doing reviews. Yes weird set up.

[rocket88]

The WGs who go (or attempt to go) straight into cowgirl in an attempt to make you cum quickly.

[Autopunter]

1. Wrecking the mood (this has to be conscious action) by doing things like saying "don't touch me" etc. Idiot, you're only making your own job harder!

2. Working when they are on the rag, and shoving a sponge or something up their twat so you "won't notice" ( ); mmmh, nothing turns me on more than a SP wincing in pain when I try to have sex with her, or to start plowing away and banging the head of my dick against whatever she's jammed up there. Just offer oral and/or anal only on your profile for a few days FFS.

3. Not saying what your house number is, and overbooking yourself, so one punter ends up hanging around the area looking like a twat, waiting for the SP to text them back (or walks).

4. Sending your pimp/bf to pick the punter up instead of just giving directions to your house (this happened to me up in the NE, and wondering if I'm about to be robbed is not my favourite memory).

5. Casually announcing that every stage of the shag is an extra, and killing the mood by repeatedly stopping to stuff the cash somewhere. For me this is the ultimate no-no that guarantees a bad review and no return visit. Strange I know, but being treated like an ATM is more dehumanizing to me than being messed around or talked down too.

So yeah, if it wasn't for all the good memories from 95% of my punts, I'd totally stop doing this shit.

[Stud01]

1. Lack of communication- no response to calls and texts.
2. Anybody who ends a session earlier than the time paid for.
3. Texting and playing with phone whilst in a booking in my time.

[Midori]

I don't know how true it is, but I've read stuff on UKE about guys that have actually asked for an escort at reception...crazy.

That happened to me in London, so it does happen.

[bristolqwerty]

That happened to me in London, so it does happen.

Do people think its part of the hotel service, like slippers/dressing gown and a free paper?   
£14.99 full English breakfast
£200 1hr GFE or £250ph PSE with  choice of Romanian girl

[Chuckman]

1. Agreeing to the requested services by text only to have no clue what you want and you've been playing text tennis with the maid.

2. Being Romanian - Lying about services, b&s, services on profile becoming 'extras' etc. A waste of time and money.

3.  Turning the booking into a slow-motion punt - taking ages to put the money away, very slowly getting undressed, trying to fob you off by talking, offering a massage and doing it as both waste more time etc.

[RogerBoner]

Working when they are on the rag, and shoving a sponge or something up their twat so you "won't notice" ( );

Happened to me a week ago plus she slid a thick black rubber johnny on me. There will be blood. And my tongue and fingers felt a soft coral inside that newly betrothed to a punter twat.

[The_Don]

And it's my choice

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If all members of UKP, made that choice. This site wouldn't be what it is today.

[JamesKW]

The habit I find most annoying is what I call the BDSM blowjob (I mainly get this from African WGs)where they peel the foreskin right back and it can be a bit painful rather than a pleasure.Also,I don't find it annoying,but most WGs seem to do it to me and it has no effect, where they are constantly rubbing my nipples (I don't think I am that sensitive there)

[JamesKW]

The WGs who go (or attempt to go) straight into cowgirl in an attempt to make you cum quickly.

I rarely cum with cowgirl (she would have to be very tight),it is more likely to be with doggy.

[Stalinator]

I rarely cum with cowgirl (she would have to be very tight),it is more likely to be with doggy.

I have only come across one woman (a civie) with a tight enough pussy to make me cum in cowgirl.

In my experience it is hard to find WG's with tight pussies. A lot of the time it is like throwing a sausage across Westminster Bridge.

[shagmore]

What about spitting once you have cum in her mouth 

[MichyBoy]

What about spitting once you have cum in her mouth 

Had that done to me 3 times (one was a civvie). Absolutely hate it.
Silly cow did it to me on my first punt and she only had tissues (no wet wipes) plus the boiler was broke!

[signy]

Hardly the worst thing in the world, but when their working name on AW is descriptive and doesn't include a real name. Things like "Miss Big Tits", or similar. Then they don't give a proper name in the profile either. It's weird not knowing what to call them.

[Stalinator]

I would just ask.