Author Topic: I have Erectile Dysfunction .... ! (Read 4547 times)

Plan R · « **Reply #50 on:** October 06, 2017, 05:35:09 pm »

That post was something else..
'it’s good to get laid isn’t it... and the granter of the wish is like gentle cunt juice that overfloweth from the cup of heaven.'
- Poetry !

Punter115 · « **Reply #51 on:** October 06, 2017, 05:58:20 pm »

What the fuck to is all that about ...poetry?

Plan R · « **Reply #52 on:** October 06, 2017, 06:27:10 pm »

In other words - I liked it

Punter115 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 06, 2017, 06:34:07 pm »

Hope u don’t ever have my problem ...I am fuckin sure “ you will definitely not like it”.

Plan R · « **Reply #54 on:** October 06, 2017, 06:46:12 pm »

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Punter115 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 06, 2017, 08:08:56 pm »

Well communicate in plain English and forget trying to impress us how intellectually..you think u r.

Plan R · « **Reply #56 on:** October 06, 2017, 09:04:53 pm »

Rightio Einstein

Punter115 · « **Reply #57 on:** October 06, 2017, 10:04:18 pm »

You are a funny man —NOT !!!

Plan R · « **Reply #58 on:** October 07, 2017, 07:30:08 am »

Holy Christ..
Here's a clue for the hard-of-thinking
The quote that I found poetic is on page 2, four posts up from the bottom

(Marmalade I hope your enjoying this.. I'm not sure why my high praise for your post attracted his attention..but i solemnly swear i will never blow smoke up your arse again)

Edit: four posts up from the bottom

Punter115 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 07, 2017, 09:45:58 am »

You crack me up with your pseudo intellect...get back to your day job “stacking the shelves in Sainsbury’s “.

Plan R · « **Reply #60 on:** October 07, 2017, 12:10:47 pm »

Furry muff

Punter115 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 07, 2017, 12:35:51 pm »

Have a nice day...

Marmalade · « **Reply #62 on:** October 07, 2017, 03:53:00 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on October 07, 2017, 07:30:08 am

Holy Christ..
Here's a clue for the hard-of-thinking
The quote that I found poetic is on page 2, four posts up from the bottom

(Marmalade I hope your enjoying this.. I'm not sure why my high praise for your post attracted his attention..but i solemnly swear i will never blow smoke up your arse again)

Thanks. I’m used to the fact that not everyone appreciates attempts to give advice even when they appear to ask for it. The attempt at poetic fww was deliberate. The mindset of ‘poetry’ — something that ‘jumps a beat’ over the abc of prose, seems somehow closer to the mindset of fucking than say analysing the bioavailability of zinc sulphate. One or two guys posting on these threads ought to be seeing a counsellor in my opinion.

BigSaviour · « **Reply #63 on:** October 07, 2017, 05:23:22 pm »

I think porn does play a huge part in this. Trying to quit but its very addicitve

Punter115 · « **Reply #64 on:** October 07, 2017, 07:04:00 pm »

Honest guys you pseudo intellects crack me up ....FFS it is a site basicly about having sexual activities with whores ......what the fuck is all this poetry and using words that the normal guy in the Street has never heard off. ......Trust me you ain’t impressing me!
For the record I can provide any guy with a good councillor from within the Edinburgh area.
Now if you are going to have another go at me please write it in a way most normal people can understand! Therefore Use basic English which beleive it or not is the most efficient way to get your message across .
Rant over ..... Let’s get back on message!

megaman · « **Reply #65 on:** October 08, 2017, 04:10:19 pm »

I buy shit off the internet or from Holland's and barrett and hope for the best

mr boner · « **Reply #66 on:** October 17, 2017, 05:07:46 pm »

This is a big subject that's why their is so many comments,!! At 50 was like a stallion i only had to look at a woman and mr cock was like rock, now i'm older sill hard but i sometimes struggle to use a condom!! But you need to find out what's causing your problem and work at repairing it. Firstly watching porn/masturbating can cause a big problem! Over weigh and diabetics is a problem, finding the escort that turns you on is important. I had a threesome a while ago and even though i have a problem with condoms i was rock hard for two hours because the girls where so hot so you really need the right girl in front of you, to keep your mind focus once the mind is focus it sends a massage to the Mr cock..Good luck

megaman · « **Reply #67 on:** October 18, 2017, 01:22:10 pm »

My last time was better I think it's because I'm not giving much of a shit now and thats how I want it. Going on a punt and just going with the flow and not giving a shit wot happens makes you more relax I reckon. I enjoyed the noises she was making when I was slaggin her it sounded pretty good, they make the same noises as in porn fake or not who cares. I also finished the job too but I'm not aimin too make a girl cum but it is possible anything can happen I had a nice compliments too. I want to full fill my sexual needs but sometimes I've just wanted too full fill the girls needs.
At the end of the day tho I just want too see girls and do dirty things thats the whole point

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