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Offline dross

(on mobile, apologies for the short post)

Just had a massage with Jayda, the current masseuse for novaanima.com.

Very nice massage, but no extras offered. Got covered with a towel on flip. Don't expect anything sensual.

thanks for saving me the £50 notes cthulhuspawn, I know YMMV but thought that was a certain HE given how Monica operates

Offline pepsicolaboy

If that's the case then you probably get slapped more at parties than I do.

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Offline Sheraton

I visited Vanessa a few weeks ago.  Great massage in a flat in Shepherds Bush.  Unfortunately she doesn't do extras -  I did ask.  £60 for 60 minutes hard, professional sports massage

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Offline innerdesire

Happened midweek last week was in London at my place. So i knew it would be a massage only from reading the website but was hoping for a bit more was feeling lucky.... but was not in Luck lol

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Great looking girl, great body and boobs and nice bum. Was in tight shorts and tight vest top. Was told to get get naked and on my back. Does that thing with h the feather and smoked fragranced around the body to supposedly remove negative energy. Great massage using hot oil and aromas. Massage all over including the bum. Turn over and hot oil and massage all over expcept the penis area. Was in between my legs massage my legs thinking i might get lucky here but no joy. Nice head and face massage. Freindly woman with nice chat at start and end. Very well travelled. Pics and vids on insta got me intrigued.

Overall good massage but definitely not worth £100ph rates. Good at what she does and very much into her holistic approach. Left with heavy balls, light wallet lol but relaxed body and mind for sure. Just dont expect anything more than a great massage and talk.

 
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Offline Mr_Shins

If the massage is just a massage but with her shoes I would happily jump at that opportunity. Giving me the full body works. And I guess there would be many takers.

I don't know of any girl that specialises in that

Offline dross

Happened midweek last week was in London at my place. So i knew it would be a massage only from reading the website but was hoping for a bit more was feeling lucky.... but was not in Luck lol

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Great looking girl, great body and boobs and nice bum. Was in tight shorts and tight vest top. Was told to get get naked and on my back. Does that thing with h the feather and smoked fragranced around the body to supposedly remove negative energy. Great massage using hot oil and aromas. Massage all over including the bum. Turn over and hot oil and massage all over expcept the penis area. Was in between my legs massage my legs thinking i might get lucky here but no joy. Nice head and face massage. Freindly woman with nice chat at start and end. Very well travelled. Pics and vids on insta got me intrigued.

Overall good massage but definitely not worth £100ph rates. Good at what she does and very much into her holistic approach. Left with heavy balls, light wallet lol but relaxed body and mind for sure. Just dont expect anything more than a great massage and talk.
yeah her IG leads you to believe you'll be the lucky one... just a booby hippy who's very good at marketing those boobs lol - thanks for saving me the ton!


Offline tantraman

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PRICE: £45 one hour normal full body massage.
ADDRESS: 94 MARKET PLACE, Romford

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Went for a normal full body massage at this place (look at the link) with no extra given but the massage was at a good quality so I thought I would leave a review. I went to this place in February. She played music from her phone and it was soothing relaxation sounds. She told me to undress and leave underwear on as she left the room for a brief moment. She came back and put a towel on me and start massage my back of my legs, feet, back and shoulders for half an hour then she did the same to other side. She managed to squeeze most of my knotts out of my back, neck and shoulders. All in all it was a good relaxing experience. She was an attractive mid 30s lady. I enjoyed the experience but I probably would not go back any time soon as I do prefer massages with at least a hand job.  :D
It is a neutral because it was just a normal massage with no extras and I left relaxed although not completely satisfied for that reason. But if any of you fellow punters just wanted to relax with a full body massage that good for back pain and any other problems then I would recommend this place to you. This place is a relatively new place. Opened just after the new year I think.
Bare in mind it is closed at the moment as we are going through a lockdown so they are not taking no bookings till lockdown restrictions as been lifted.

It is recommended to book atleast 2 or 3 days in advance. The phone number is on the link.

This place didn't look like they would do  "extras" but it was a new place so I wanted to try it.


Offline Bob Suruncle

Just thought I would give a review of Siri External Link/Members Only

The feedback on GT (look at the pictures) is accurate.

Siri is probably late 30's maybe early 40's. Not a stick insect but also not chubby. Dressed pretty plainly with plain cotton dress and flat shoes. No chebs hanging out, face full of fillers or a pout the size of Mick Jagger's.

A word of warning - she has operated out of three premises since lockdown started so its a good idea to check her other posts on GT to see where she is right now. Also, when I last looked, North Woolwich was in EAST LONDON not SE London. Not a big deal if you happen to be able to swim across the Thames (or use the Ferry / Foot tunnel which will probably take longer  :D )

TBH I was not expecting any extras so was not disappointed. The visit was in the last month. Price paid was £40 for the hour for a Swedish style massage. Asked to fully undress and cover with towel provided. The massage was exceptionally good with lots of releasing of knots etc. Towel was moved as required - care taken not to expose the crown jewels. Towards the end there was some Thai style stretching of arms and legs which did expose "the boys". The "exposure" was discretely covered up. No clock watching and the massage lasted the full hour.

Verdict? - I would go again for a decent massage. Not one for those who want extras.





Offline Bob Suruncle

Sorry guys but another one of mine. I can only defend this as whilst most guys (I assume) are looking for something near to FS, I am not. Mrs Suruncle is quite capable in that area. Therefore, this review will help you save cash by not going to the wrong person.

Saw this advert on GT some time ago and decided to visit External Link/Members Only.

I was not expecting anything other than a normal massage and to be quite honest that's what I got. The location is near East Ham tube - about 10 mins walk. Probably a bit further from Manor Park Tfl. I chose to go by tube however if you drive it’s one of those pay by phone areas, so make sure you allow at least another 20 mins to go through the registering palaver.

Communications were prompt once the initial contact made.

Vanessa was definitely of eastern European origin. Hungarian, I think. She is probably late 30's with a figure which is not displeasing but at the same time not a super model. In my mind pretty normal maybe a bit bigger. She appears to have had a sense of humour / smile bypass. Don’t let this put you off. The massage was ok but relatively soft. Unusually but a bonus, is that she asks you to undress - nothing on, and lay down on the massage table. Lots of attention to the legs and upper groin but no CC swipes etc. Maybe that comes with more visits?

Overall impression? If you want FS then this is not for you. If you want WSWS? then a possibility. If you want a half decent massage for between £25-£30 for the hour then this is a great place. I will be going back...

Offline harry1980

Thought I’d add to the list as had quite a few good massages recently that ended up with me leaving with my balls full.

Margarita - Fulham
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This girl is hot! She’s Serbian I think. Nice place in high end Fulham. You would think advertising on MassageMe that something was on offer but nothing, no swipes, no cheeky wink and covers you with a towel. £60 for an hour and decent massage from a toned blonde hot women in her own home. Seems to live with a young daughter and has a man about the house but never seen or heard them whilst there. Have asked by text for extras but always declines.

D - White City
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Petite Hungarian or Polish pocket rocket. Very professional massage, nice home Venue. Never been offered extras, or had any cc swipes, have asked via another phone and told £10 for hr at the end but never actually taken her up on the offer as she’s very professional in her demeanour and would just be awkward. Defo nothing else on the table.  Go here if you want a proper good massage.

City Massage - Simona
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Thought I’d try my luck with an outcall - the therapists look professional but with a glint of sexiness about them. £60 for an out call, easy to arrange. Followed by text direct from the therapist. I went with Simona. She turned up looking smoking, went to get changed in the bathroom and came out wearing tight gym wear with boobs bulging out. Said she was happy with me being naked and performed massage in bed. She was talkative and funny but no cc swipes, no offers of extras even though she was climbing over me and around my stark naked body. Massage was actually really good but nothing on offer which was so disappointing considering she was one of the fittest masseuses I’d had in a while.

Be interested to know if anyone else had any joy with any of the above.

I do love a good professional massage but think my imagination of all therapists want a bit of fun is a bit deluded  :cry: Fair play to these girls sticking to their morals I guess.

 

Offline Xtro

Sorry guys but another one of mine. I can only defend this as whilst most guys (I assume) are looking for something near to FS, I am not. Mrs Suruncle is quite capable in that area. Therefore, this review will help you save cash by not going to the wrong person.

Saw this advert on GT some time ago and decided to visit External Link/Members Only.

I was not expecting anything other than a normal massage and to be quite honest that's what I got. The location is near East Ham tube - about 10 mins walk. Probably a bit further from Manor Park Tfl. I chose to go by tube however if you drive it’s one of those pay by phone areas, so make sure you allow at least another 20 mins to go through the registering palaver.

Communications were prompt once the initial contact made.

Vanessa was definitely of eastern European origin. Hungarian, I think. She is probably late 30's with a figure which is not displeasing but at the same time not a super model. In my mind pretty normal maybe a bit bigger. She appears to have had a sense of humour / smile bypass. Don’t let this put you off. The massage was ok but relatively soft. Unusually but a bonus, is that she asks you to undress - nothing on, and lay down on the massage table. Lots of attention to the legs and upper groin but no CC swipes etc. Maybe that comes with more visits?

Overall impression? If you want FS then this is not for you. If you want WSWS? then a possibility. If you want a half decent massage for between £25-£30 for the hour then this is a great place. I will be going back...

These pics are showing up on numerous adverts dotted around the World Wide Wait......

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Looking at those pics I think it would be a case of WSIHSD, (Will She, I Hope She Doesn't!)

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Offline Hugeadmirer

Thai Yoga Wimbledon. Very professional establishment. Rooms are not walled all around (3 walls and a curtain) so no chance of any shenanigans. Clear instructions to retain boxers and towel also added. Big wide beds so they can get up on the table and really work on you. A really top class massage but don’t go For a sensual message and extras. Go to have aches and strains stretched and pushed out of you. Don’t go to get aroused and in the hope of YMMV.

I’ll go again because I love a good massage but I’ll go elsewhere when I want a good release. 


Offline y101y

Good thread, glad I came across it, so to speak. I don’t think I’ve ever asked up front but usually make it clear from the outset what I’m after. Get naked quickly and make no effort to hide my junk, make at least a couple “accidental” rubs of her leg and if she doesn’t object move onto a gentle caress.

Of course that usually does the trick but also takes away a bit of the excitement of will she or won’t she?

Actually just as I type this a memory comes back to mind:

I once had a massage at a very nice business hotel in India. The masseuse was a tiny, youthful Nepalese woman and despite being in her corporate attire she was sexy as hell. I was almost certain nothing would come of it but pushed my luck anyway. Didn’t do the “leg rub” thing right away but when I did she stopped the massage and angrily gave me a lecture. Told me how inappropriate it was, how when people do that it makes her feel disappointed that she chose that profession, etc. Made me feel very bad, which I know I deserved! Anyway, made some lame excuses and she finished the massage (to her credit, with almost as much effort as she started with).

The next day I was in the swimming pool with a colleague and I spot her standing near the spa entrance (which was next to the pool) speaking to some male colleagues. Still feeling guilty (and nervous that she’d expose me publicly) I kept her in the corner of my eye. At one point I see her looking at me and saying something, at which point the colleagues turn and look at me and start giggling. I went underwater quite quickly at that point!

Haha, I fucked up! Luckily nothing else was said - I thought she might call me on it in front of my own colleague.

Offline aae

Thought I’d add to the list as had quite a few good massages recently that ended up with me leaving with my balls full.

Margarita - Fulham
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This girl is hot! She’s Serbian I think. Nice place in high end Fulham. You would think advertising on MassageMe that something was on offer but nothing, no swipes, no cheeky wink and covers you with a towel. £60 for an hour and decent massage from a toned blonde hot women in her own home. Seems to live with a young daughter and has a man about the house but never seen or heard them whilst there. Have asked by text for extras but always declines.

D - White City
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Petite Hungarian or Polish pocket rocket. Very professional massage, nice home Venue. Never been offered extras, or had any cc swipes, have asked via another phone and told £10 for hr at the end but never actually taken her up on the offer as she’s very professional in her demeanour and would just be awkward. Defo nothing else on the table.  Go here if you want a proper good massage.

City Massage - Simona
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Thought I’d try my luck with an outcall - the therapists look professional but with a glint of sexiness about them. £60 for an out call, easy to arrange. Followed by text direct from the therapist. I went with Simona. She turned up looking smoking, went to get changed in the bathroom and came out wearing tight gym wear with boobs bulging out. Said she was happy with me being naked and performed massage in bed. She was talkative and funny but no cc swipes, no offers of extras even though she was climbing over me and around my stark naked body. Massage was actually really good but nothing on offer which was so disappointing considering she was one of the fittest masseuses I’d had in a while.

Be interested to know if anyone else had any joy with any of the above.

I do love a good professional massage but think my imagination of all therapists want a bit of fun is a bit deluded  :cry: Fair play to these girls sticking to their morals I guess.
So this Hungarian D agreed for a happy ending for £10?

Offline tantraman

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Katrina Finchley massage - legit

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Location: salon / treatment rooms in a barbers. On street paid parking nearby. Cheap
Cost: £30/30
Sp: fat middle aged Iranian
Service: totally legit. If you add her to you watsapp her photos are quite enticing. However she doesn’t massage which I found out on arrival.  A chunky Iranian replacement will happily do that instead. Did the usual formation and whilst there was some accidental touches she declined anything further on the flip. She is fine with you squeezing one off whilst she massages your legs which was fairly amusing. No tips required.

Return: no thanks.

Negative rating is for not communicating that she does not massage. The legit massage was neutral at best.

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

These two establishments are sole operators though one works from a shop (Magda). The other (Emmie) has converted a ground floor room of their house. They both advertise on Gumtree which is normally a good sign of a hand job at least but both are strictly legit. They are nice ladies and they give good massage but very profesional, in a bad way!

Emmie - Epsom
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Magda - Waddon (Croydon)
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Offline tantraman

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Raksa Thai Massage - Twickenham - great massage no extras

Took a flyer as previous reports suggested nothing on offer.

I'll keep it brief. 1 hour £45. I think I the woman I saw is called Wendy. Massage table was heated so declined the offer of a towel as genuinely would have been too hot draped. Great massage, including walking all over my back and sorted the knots in my shoulders. On the flip she tried again with the towel and once again I declined. I inferred that my groin needed attention and she was completely unfazed and said "we don't offer that service". I suggested that other shops did but she just shrugged.

So there it is. If you want a great massage, go there, if you want more don't bother.

I'm giving it a positive because of the quality of the massage. I can hardly mark them down because I didn't get a service they don't offer.

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Offline laurenb

Thanks for that . I’ll check her out for sure ! I live in the area.
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Offline Hotspur

Thanks for the heads up. Didn't realise that thread existed.

Offline DeanoDeano

That place in Twickenham always used to have a big sign in the window to at basically said they don’t offer any extras whatsoever under any circumstances.

There’s a place round the corner that will do happy endings, above a beauty salon, but it’s right next to the police station which has always put me off.

Offline Hotspur

That place in Twickenham always used to have a big sign in the window to at basically said they don’t offer any extras whatsoever under any circumstances.

There’s a place round the corner that will do happy endings, above a beauty salon, but it’s right next to the police station which has always put me off.

Post lockdown should be less of an issue. Might give it a go. Will report back if I do.

Offline Hugeadmirer

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Tulse hill. Fantastic massage. Really, really good. Lovely girl but absolutely no hint of extras. She’s worked in high end hotels apparently and is working hard to create a hotel spa vibe. She’s clearly well trained and is achieving her aims. Of course YMMV but I would not hold high hopes. Was asked to keep boxers on throughout

Offline finn5555

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Tall young Muslim girl (she was fasting for Ramadan) very slim with small bullet nipples as she was braless   :)

exceptional massage but no hint of anything extra and when asked politely declined

Offline Hotspur

This is the most recent discovery as I continue my due diligence as I'm new to this part of London.
Booked 60 minutes massage for the discounted price of £47. Hadn't seen any comments on the site so it was definitely a TOFTT.
The place inside looks legit and this was further confirmed when I was asked to keep my boxers on, which I conveniently ignored. Met Jenny, mid 30's who performed an unbelievably good massage, bent me a variety of positions, attacked the knots in my back and thoroughly worked my legs all the while draped with a towel.
The turn over came after 55 minutes and I politely enquired about a "sensual" ending. The question was met with disdain so I exactly new the score.
An interesting footnote: The last 2 places I have visited have no reference to "we do not offer sexual services" in their ads/websites, yet most in my experience those whose ads do, end up offering them. Just saying.

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Offline tantraman

Thanks to Celtic 69, we now know that Tanya belongs in this thread :music: ...

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Massage by Tanya in Camden - Neutral - TOFTT

Apart from a couple of posts back from Shoombool50, I couldn't find any feedback on Tanya so I took a chance & TOFFT.

Details:
End of April 2021.
£60 - 1hr.
Gumtree advert phone no: 07957571881.

Location:
5min walk from mornington underground station, not sure about parking.

Flat:
Extremely small. Double bed, kitchenette & toilet/shower.
Massage table is set up between the end of the bed & kitchenette. It's definitely not high end but I felt comfortable using the shower before & after the massage.

Girl:
Tayna is a little older than her phone what's app picture but not massively (Shoombool50 stated that she has been using same photo for 6-7 years, he's probably right).
She's ok looking in a GND way but doesn't do herself any favours - what I mean by that is - she doesn't wear any makeup or seem to make any effort on her appearance. I think that's a shame b'cos she could be a good looking woman IMO.
Slim size 8-10 I would guess but she doesn't wear anything to emphasise it - long black baggy leggings & top that doesn't reveal anything or does her figure justice.
Her English is excellent & her personality is very pleasant. I think she's quite an intelligent woman & conversation flows easily with her.

Massage:
She hands you a clean towel & turns her back whilst you undress & go to the shower. Back in the room she turns her back again & asks you to make yourself comfortable on the table.
She states she usually combines swedish/deep tissue & relaxing types of massage with head & foot massage to make your experience totally relaxing. I asked for deep tissue on my back & lighter/relaxing on my front.
Starts on my back without any towel (thought, great start this might be good?).
Massage on my back, legs, arms & neck was nice & pleasant, she has a nice touch about her for those of us who enjoy a massage but it was just ok, not firm or hard enough to call deep tissue.
Although she was happy to massage my bum there was absolutely nothing near your crack & on your thighs nothing near the top of them. All just a complete legit massage eventhough I was butt naked.
On the turn over she placed a small towel on my vitals, I said 'I don't mind if you leave the towel off if your comfortable with that ' but she politely replied that she would feel more comfortable if the towel remained in place.
This is when I thought it went downhill as she stood at my head & massaged my chest a little, then sat at the bottom of the table and massaged my feet, then said that time was up & my treatment was finished. I was thinking I'd been short changed  - but after I had another shower & left I checked the time, I was indeed in there for more than 75min - so I hadn't been. Think she just prefers to use your time massaging you more whilst your face down?

Summary:
Nice lady, very pleasant - Positive.
Got a nice touch whilst massaging  - Positive.
Price too high for legit massage  - Negative.
'Deep tissue ' wasn't firm enough  - Negative.

Would I return:
Not sure,
Don't think anything apart from legit massage is on offer but she said her regular clients are returning now lockdown is finishing & she's getting quite busy again. My question is - if she has quite a few regulars, has anyone here seen her before & is there anything else on offer with multiple visits?

Thanks & hope this review helps.

Offline Massboy

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Seen Lena at Chiswick twice in March. Very good massage, lovely, immaculate apartment .Had shower and got naked but she covers butt on facing down and groin area on facing up but does an excellent massage and went over the hour by 10 minutes on both occasions. No extras and no touching.

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

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Seen Lena at Chiswick twice in March. Very good massage, lovely, immaculate apartment .Had shower and got naked but she covers butt on facing down and groin area on facing up but does an excellent massage and went over the hour by 10 minutes on both occasions. No extras and no touching.

Did she get you hard?
I am a fan of the WSWS scenario and the girls who do prolonged teasing. I find there are several masseuses on Gumtree who try to be legit and won't give a HE but will massage in a way that is arousing while some others will avoid the upper thighs, the stomach areas and use heavy towels.
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Offline Massboy

On the flip, when she was massaging my chest area, she kinda of teased my nipples for a millisecond but that was all, and that got me hard but her Swedish Massage is excellent and also having a pretty girl massaging a naked me got me hard

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

On the flip, when she was massaging my chest area, she kinda of teased my nipples for a millisecond but that was all, and that got me hard but her Swedish Massage is excellent and also having a pretty girl massaging a naked me got me hard

Thanks for the extra info
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Offline tantraman

Thanks to PREME4REAL :hi: ...

Miss Jen - Massage Therapist Maida Vale

Been on here for some months and this is my first review. Got some stick the other day for commenting on a post about her from 6 months ago when she was in Middlesborough.

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1hr Naked Massage in West London (W9 1RS)

Jen - Early thirties with decent looks, Id say 7.5/10 and size 10 body. (Doesnt wear revealing clothes so hard to judge the assets)

Comms - Chatting through imessage but replies werent great at all

The massage - I wasnt too sure if she done extras but when I got there and stripped naked, she didnt flinch so that was a good start. The actual massage was really good, she really knows what shes doing and isnt just rubbing her hands on your body. Lovely scottish accent and good conversation. However, that is literally it. No extras whatsoever.

I asked if her regulars ask for extras and she replied that she doesnt do that at all.

Price - 90 for 90mins which i sent via bank transfer

Pros - Superb massage and great chat from a good looking female
Cons - No extras
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Offline PREME4REAL

Thought I’d add to the list as had quite a few good massages recently that ended up with me leaving with my balls full.

Margarita - Fulham
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This girl is hot! She’s Serbian I think. Nice place in high end Fulham. You would think advertising on MassageMe that something was on offer but nothing, no swipes, no cheeky wink and covers you with a towel. £60 for an hour and decent massage from a toned blonde hot women in her own home. Seems to live with a young daughter and has a man about the house but never seen or heard them whilst there. Have asked by text for extras but always declines.

D - White City
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What location did you meet Simona in? thanks

Petite Hungarian or Polish pocket rocket. Very professional massage, nice home Venue. Never been offered extras, or had any cc swipes, have asked via another phone and told £10 for hr at the end but never actually taken her up on the offer as she’s very professional in her demeanour and would just be awkward. Defo nothing else on the table.  Go here if you want a proper good massage.

City Massage - Simona
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Thought I’d try my luck with an outcall - the therapists look professional but with a glint of sexiness about them. £60 for an out call, easy to arrange. Followed by text direct from the therapist. I went with Simona. She turned up looking smoking, went to get changed in the bathroom and came out wearing tight gym wear with boobs bulging out. Said she was happy with me being naked and performed massage in bed. She was talkative and funny but no cc swipes, no offers of extras even though she was climbing over me and around my stark naked body. Massage was actually really good but nothing on offer which was so disappointing considering she was one of the fittest masseuses I’d had in a while.

Be interested to know if anyone else had any joy with any of the above.

I do love a good professional massage but think my imagination of all therapists want a bit of fun is a bit deluded  :cry: Fair play to these girls sticking to their morals I guess.

Offline PREME4REAL

Thought I’d add to the list as had quite a few good massages recently that ended up with me leaving with my balls full.

Margarita - Fulham
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This girl is hot! She’s Serbian I think. Nice place in high end Fulham. You would think advertising on MassageMe that something was on offer but nothing, no swipes, no cheeky wink and covers you with a towel. £60 for an hour and decent massage from a toned blonde hot women in her own home. Seems to live with a young daughter and has a man about the house but never seen or heard them whilst there. Have asked by text for extras but always declines.

D - White City
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Petite Hungarian or Polish pocket rocket. Very professional massage, nice home Venue. Never been offered extras, or had any cc swipes, have asked via another phone and told £10 for hr at the end but never actually taken her up on the offer as she’s very professional in her demeanour and would just be awkward. Defo nothing else on the table.  Go here if you want a proper good massage.

City Massage - Simona
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Thought I’d try my luck with an outcall - the therapists look professional but with a glint of sexiness about them. £60 for an out call, easy to arrange. Followed by text direct from the therapist. I went with Simona. She turned up looking smoking, went to get changed in the bathroom and came out wearing tight gym wear with boobs bulging out. Said she was happy with me being naked and performed massage in bed. She was talkative and funny but no cc swipes, no offers of extras even though she was climbing over me and around my stark naked body. Massage was actually really good but nothing on offer which was so disappointing considering she was one of the fittest masseuses I’d had in a while.

Be interested to know if anyone else had any joy with any of the above.

I do love a good professional massage but think my imagination of all therapists want a bit of fun is a bit deluded  :cry: Fair play to these girls sticking to their morals I guess.



Hi Mate what area did you meet Simona? She only does outcalls right? Havent seen her available for a while

Offline webpunter

LittleWP would be doing the reverse of a turtle poking its head out
Hiding
And praying

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Offline tantraman

Thanks to Massboy, we now know that Tania of Friern Barnet fame has gone legit ...

Heads up, there is no point in starting a review as Tania has gone legit
I saw her last week and yes I did get her text message about change in practice but still went ahead for the session

I got to her place and waited 5 minutes before getting the a text with the gate code and her flat number. Was not offered a shower but asked to wash hands. Got given a towel and told to cover my butt with it, when she came in to start the massage, she further draped me from head to toe with a massive towel and that was how I got massaged face down and on turn over the towel was draped covering me from head to toe, and arms and hands too.
Despite the towel cover, she did deliver an excellent massage but no teasing and nothing more.

I guess that's me done and hope to find someone like Tania who will offer more

Offline Jiimmy

Tried External Link/Members Only Sinlapathai in Sudbury a few weeks ago. Probably TOFT. The shop looks legit, however I still took a chance. Booked a 30 min session for £25. Paid on the counter and was shown to a decent room in between staring glares of other Thai Masseuse. An Indian Masseuse walks in. Gallons of oil poured all over the body followed by mediocre massage. I tried asking if there are any extras on offer to which seemingly innocent Masseuse said, yes they can do extra 30 mins of massage if I want to extend the session. Definitely not the kind of extra I sought. The place has been rated quite high on Google, but seems all are fake reviews.  :thumbsdown:

Offline y101y

Swan Thai Orpington high street. Decent looking masseuse but made it clear no extras were coming. Massage was ok though.


Thought I had posted on this before but can’t find anything in the search. Apologies if I am repeating myself.

Offline tantraman

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Location - White City -- near Westfield
Comms - good
Price £60/hour
Looks - Early / mid 30s, attractive, nice figure, sizeable chebs.
Apartment - very nice.

Took a gamble with D and it didn't pay off for me but YMMV. 
When I arrived, I was pleasantly surprised at how she looked (nicer in person than in the pic imo).  She's also bubbly and chatty.  She asked for payment upfront and left the room for me to undress.  After a minute she knocked on the door asked if I was ready, and I asked her whether I should remove everything to which she said yes :yahoo:

I lay on the table and she asked whether I wanted a towel and I declined  :sarcastic: What followed was an average massage imo.  Not very firm and more rubbing.  She also uses oil which sticks to your body (note no shower).   No cc swipes or reach unders.  When she asked me to turn around, disappointingly she slipped a towel over me nether region, which indicated to me that nothing was on offer.  I did ask and she said she does not offer such services.  Mores the pity. Frankly I wanted the whole thing to end there and then.  I did suggest we finish up and I think I may have offended her slightly as she asked whether she wanted me to complete the massage;  rather weakly I apologised and suggested she carry on

After the massage I asked for a shower and she stated that she does not provide such facilities and instead asked me to rub myself down using a towel.

All in all, a rather disappointing hour spent with a nice looking, friendly  lass.  Lack of shower was a bit crap and perhaps she declined the use of her facilities as she presumed I would not be a regular -- who knows.  Anyway, I will not return.   Big sigh.

Offline peter jb

This thread reminded me of seeing Sandra from Bow quite a few years ago . Haven’t seen her since lockdown started, and she had moved further east from Bow, but she used to give incredible sensual massage for £45 for 90 mins. Never came near the crown jewels, but she kept me hard for whole massage with teasing fingers.
Has anyone heard from her / visited her recently?

Offline Jiimmy

Tried External Link/Members Only Sinlapathai in Sudbury a few weeks ago. Probably TOFT. The shop looks legit, however I still took a chance. Booked a 30 min session for £25. Paid on the counter and was shown to a decent room in between staring glares of other Thai Masseuse. An Indian Masseuse walks in. Gallons of oil poured all over the body followed by mediocre massage. I tried asking if there are any extras on offer to which seemingly innocent Masseuse said, yes they can do extra 30 mins of massage if I want to extend the session. Definitely not the kind of extra I sought. The place has been rated quite high on Google, but seems all are fake reviews.  :thumbsdown:

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Avoid like a plague.....

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

This thread reminded me of seeing Sandra from Bow quite a few years ago . Haven’t seen her since lockdown started, and she had moved further east from Bow, but she used to give incredible sensual massage for £45 for 90 mins. Never came near the crown jewels, but she kept me hard for whole massage with teasing fingers.
Has anyone heard from her / visited her recently?

I saw Sandra lots of times at her place when she was based near Devons Rd station but not since she moved. For variety I like the the semi legit ladies who tease and can keep you hard for the whole session. The ones who include some "accidental touches" are best but they are incredibly rare   
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Offline Hugeadmirer

Thai Silk, norbury. Great massage, very professional, nothing extra on offer. To be fair I didn’t ask as the vibe was very clear.

Offline tantraman

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This is my first booking since I've joined UKP. Any pointers to improving the review style is much appreciated.

This happened a few days ago. Was at Kings Cross for work and fancied a deep tissue massage with extras. There's something exciting about not knowing if extras are available upfront and getting hints of it during the massage for me personally. Quick search on google gave me a few options and a quick call to the reception to book an appointment. Was greeted by an European lady at the reception who took the payment and introduced the masseuse who seemed like a Thai girl in her early 20's with a cute face and slim body. Was then guided to a clean well maintained room downstairs. My initial excitement was then muted when asked to keep my boxers on :unknown:. What followed then was an hour of excellent deep tissue massage. Even though it was a relatively expensive massage I was quite happy with the service and hence the positive rating.

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Offline BernieShower

Benyapha Thai Therapy in St John’s Wood. I went there because I was in the area and wanted a proper massage. This place had great reviews that looked genuine. It’s a massage place in the basement of a beauty salon. I believe Nok is the only masseuse working there. As I arrived I was greeted by a slightly older Thai woman who brought me to the room. She told me to undress but keep the boxers on, so it was clear there was no extras (+ mostly reviews from woman). Nok then arrived and started the massage. I only saw her face after the massage, but I would say she’s in her late 30s, pretty face (not that I cared), but I might be off on the age. Even though I had booked a Swedish massage she started by getting on my back on all-fours. I was covered by a sheet and she started this Thai massage which was new for me but also extremely good. She then switched to a more typical Swedish massage with stronger pressure in areas she felt needed it, and also some use of cold and hot stones (including on the face when I turned). In general it was one of the best massage I had. When I asked her about the mix of styles she told me she used the Thai massage to prepare the body, but also to help her diagnose the problems and guide the rest of the session.
So a highly recommended professional massage for those who don’t expect anything more. Price is probably in the average for the area. 

Offline tantraman

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An odd experience, booked for 60 minutes, as usually nothing discussed over the phone.

The norm postcode sent and it was a tower block, got the flat number and buzzed in. The room was nice, you could tell she was into fitness and the room was neat. Undressed and climbed on. The massage was good but something just felt weird. I asked her you wearing gloves, to which she replied yes. Asked for that to he removed as the texture was uncomfortable to my skin.

Nothing sensual and tbf the only thing keeping my solid was just how she’s was decently attractive and had that milf vibe. The incorporation of stones came in at the latter part of the massage. Didn’t do anything for me personally but it was a toftt so just tried to relax. I did pose the questions for extras but she gave me this odd look to which I knew nothing was in play.

She’s pretty decent for a massage itself but don’t waste your time here, unless I was just unlucky? Think I recall she has a channel, definitely can’t say she wasn’t attractive, probably a 7.5 imo.

Wouldn’t go back to try my luck again  :D

Offline luv2kiss54

I visited Vanessa a few weeks ago.  Great massage in a flat in Shepherds Bush.  Unfortunately she doesn't do extras -  I did ask.  £60 for 60 minutes hard, professional sports massage

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Yes i confirm, saw her ages ago before Covid started and she is  strictly professional, good massage. That picture is also a bit old, didnt fancy her at all.

Offline PREME4REAL

Thought I’d add to the list as had quite a few good massages recently that ended up with me leaving with my balls full.

Margarita - Fulham
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This girl is hot! She’s Serbian I think. Nice place in high end Fulham. You would think advertising on MassageMe that something was on offer but nothing, no swipes, no cheeky wink and covers you with a towel. £60 for an hour and decent massage from a toned blonde hot women in her own home. Seems to live with a young daughter and has a man about the house but never seen or heard them whilst there. Have asked by text for extras but always declines.

D - White City
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Petite Hungarian or Polish pocket rocket. Very professional massage, nice home Venue. Never been offered extras, or had any cc swipes, have asked via another phone and told £10 for hr at the end but never actually taken her up on the offer as she’s very professional in her demeanour and would just be awkward. Defo nothing else on the table.  Go here if you want a proper good massage.

City Massage - Simona
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Thought I’d try my luck with an outcall - the therapists look professional but with a glint of sexiness about them. £60 for an out call, easy to arrange. Followed by text direct from the therapist. I went with Simona. She turned up looking smoking, went to get changed in the bathroom and came out wearing tight gym wear with boobs bulging out. Said she was happy with me being naked and performed massage in bed. She was talkative and funny but no cc swipes, no offers of extras even though she was climbing over me and around my stark naked body. Massage was actually really good but nothing on offer which was so disappointing considering she was one of the fittest masseuses I’d had in a while.

Be interested to know if anyone else had any joy with any of the above.

I do love a good professional massage but think my imagination of all therapists want a bit of fun is a bit deluded  :cry: Fair play to these girls sticking to their morals I guess.


Any idea on Simonas details? She doesn’t seem to be on their site anymore but would love a massage from her mate. Thanks for your help in advance!