Looking for Nuru massage in Southampton

[Qone]

Hello,
Looking for a place with Nuru massage.
I have seen several ads on Vivastreet, Friday-Ad and Adultseek, but knowing the reputation of these websites, I do not want to risk.
Can you recommend a place in Southampton or nearby?
Regards, Qone

[stefanow]

Don’t know if she’d be your cup of tea but Adele Smyth is back down here:

External Link/Members Only

Actually just read her profile and Nuru is not on the menu at the moment, but coming back soon she says...

[DrConners]

Don’t know if she’d be your cup of tea but Adele Smyth is back down here:

External Link/Members Only

If by 'your cup of tea' you mean a vindictive, mental, man hating old bat ? 

Good luck trying to tout anyone here in that 'things' direction.

Actually just read her profile and Nuru is not on the menu at the moment, but coming back soon she says...

Then why post her link as a suggestion ? 'coming back soon' means fuck all without a time reference.

No signs of you attempting to edit the post in the brief time you get ?

No requests to have your post deleted, just another blatant touting attempt due to your 'historical' experiences with her I presume.

Looking for a place with Nuru massage.
I have seen several ads on Vivastreet, Friday-Ad and Adultseek, but knowing the reputation of these websites, I do not want to risk.
Can you recommend a place in Southampton or nearby?
Regards, Qone

Sorry Qone, I have no recommendations for a Nuru massage, all I can say to back up what I have posted above is search for that prostitutes name on UKP.

If you rocked up & she realised you were a member here doubtful you would leave unharmed - she is clearly unhinged as her blog suggests.

AVOID like the plague 

Good luck in your search, I'm sure others here can make a more helpful suggestion than this harpy.

[houseboot]

  You seem obsessed DrC 

[stefanow]

You seem obsessed DrC 

In me?  Yes, I think he is...  :-)

[houseboot]

In me?  Yes, I think he is...  :-)

Sometimes less is more.

You don't help yourself 

[stefanow]

Appreciate what you’re saying...

Trouble is, I have very different opinions from DrC.

And I don’t like his approach.  And I seem to be in his sights.
And I’m a lot of things,  but I’m not stupid.

[Qone]

We can only judged based on our experience. Is DrC obsessed? In my opinion, he is more careful. Btw thanks for answering.

[stefanow]

Thanks for your input too.

No, I don’t think the Doc is obsessed.

He thinks I have no value though, in my opinion.
And whilst I’m pretty easy going, I will not just let that slide.

I may be regarded as a fluffy tout by many on here, but perhaps the
silent majority read my reviews and other input with less distrust,
taking what I say at face value but accepting that what I write is
purely my opinion...  not a stone cold fact to be written into
legislation.  I’m new here and UKP is informative, amusing,
sometimes a sad reflection of the misogyny out there, but ultimately
just opinion.  There may be posters out there with subversive
agenda... it’s everyone’s responsibility to make their own minds
up about what is written.

But to be honest, the Doc’s regular derision of what I post I find
interesting and an added extra to my main focus for logging in.

[DrConners]

to my main focus for logging in.

In this case touting malicious old ladies 

The rest of your post isn't worth quoting Private Bore Fest.

I've made my point about this 'recommendation' - and Qone has acknowledged my 'opinion'

The fact that I may have saved him much hassle is good enough for me 

[DrConners]

We can only judged based on our experience. Is DrC obsessed? In my opinion, he is more careful. Btw thanks for answering.

You're welcome.

If you did your research I'm sure you got my point.

I hope you do get a decent recommendation & if so in time let us know how you get on.

Cheers 

[stefanow]

In this case touting malicious old ladies 

It’s just my opinion, but I found Adele Smyth to be very pleasant.
Met her in 2015, and had great time.  Perhaps she has soured since
then - who knows.  However, I knew she was back down south and
offered Nuru before, hence me answering a question from a fellow
UKP member.  I appreciate it’s not the way it works on here, but
in my head, the way it should work is:

(a) people ask a question
(b) answers are given
(c) information is assessed by all members and personal decisions made from there
based on their own opinions

From what I’ve read, it looks like the new management are
looking to improve the working practices in UKP and perhaps a less aggressive
tone will be suggested... 

[Fuzzyduck]

...
But to be honest, the Doc’s regular derision of what I post I find
interesting and an added extra to my main focus for logging in.

Who's obsessed with whom? You'll appreciate the irony here. I believe you actually enjoy the friction (no pun intended) and some might argue you're being deliberately provocative i.e. trolling.

...
Summary - pricey but I received good value for money with regards my particular needs. Very good comms and a very straightforward down to earth person....  (I’m dying to say treat her with respect just to wind you lot up!). 

Fire away fuckers!

Whilst I don't think you are a tout, your recommendations, whilst well intentioned, all come with a certain saccharine-laced promotional style. If you recollect, a mod called you up on it.

Not sure what you expect to be honest, you've revived a 6 year old thread to sing the praises of this Sex Worker.   

I think there is merit for you to temper (see what I did there) your style, however I do applaud you've just chosen to stick to your guns and grow a thicker skin.
That said, houseboot said it best:

Sometimes less is more.

You don't help yourself 

[stefanow]

Fuzzyduck, I agree with EVERYTHING you just said.

I will take it on board and try to be better...  but you are spot on, I do quite like all the attention
I get from our DrC, so that bit may take more time.

Thanks for your considered comments.

[DrConners]

Fuzzyduck, I agree with EVERYTHING you just said.

I doubt very much Fuzzy will be 'bowled over' by your disingenuous sycophantic comment 

I will take it on board and try to be better...  but you are spot on, I do quite like all the attention
I get from our DrC, so that bit may take more time.

  

Thanks for your considered comments.

You're pathetic 

[stefanow]

I doubt very much Fuzzy will be 'bowled over' by your disingenuous sycophantic comment 

  

You're pathetic 

I know some may see what we have as an abusive relationship...  but deep down I know you love me really!

#whothefuckistrollingwhohere