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Jayna's AW page is nicely polished and well set out. Pictures are an accurate representation. Unfortunately, she's telling porky pies regarding her ''enjoys'' list and I also have a slight suspicion she may not even be of Indian heritage, but lets not split hairs about that little indiscretion as she wouldn't be the first pro on AW to lie about their ethnicity for financial gain. She also had the driest pussy I've ever entered ... apart from that she was quite nice.
Initial comms were brief but good, straight to the point in which I'd specifically asked about kissing being on her 'enjoys' list and whether her technique was any good - crucial details like these need checking first.
Jayna was staying at a minus star hotel/hovel in central London. Upon entering her room a multitude of things hit me about it. It was tiny, dark and stuffy, but worst of all it was
hot, really
hot. So
hot I thought I was about to self combust on the spot - no a/c [wtf]. All the windows closed and naff 'R n B' music being played as to minimise the noise of the pneumatic drills being used directly outside. Trying to take in my surroundings with all these things coming at me, as well as a fit 'Asian' girl standing there in her underwear meant my good punting judgement [accrued via Nik's book] was seriously impaired, and after some poorly received dry humour, a bit of chit-chat, the money changed hands and I quickly jumped into the shower. Yeah, I know.. it should of been out of the window!
Whilst showering, Jayna did what all prostitutes are happiest doing. ie; hiding the money. I have a real suspicion that she hid the money in the same place as her teeth because at no point during the booking do I remember seeing them. After receiving a quick rub we kicked-off with OWO which left me quite puzzled as Jayna started first by giving my my cock a going over with a wet wipe. Cheeky cow! I lay there wondering what her reaction would be if I did the same on her pussy. If she doesn't like giving OWO then it shouldn't be on her list of enjoys. Simple. This turned out to be the worst oral I've ever received. So bad I had to keep glancing down to see what, if anything was happening. I thought she might of been trying to send a text as it was so lame. Even the ball sucking - sucked. I seriously thought about asking her to flick the telly on as there was an interesting documentary about Hitler's secret bunker showing on a minor channel.
This pretty much set the tone for the whole meeting. I didn't even bother going in for a kiss as it was blatantly obvious from her body language that any form of proper intimacy was not welcome. The only thing available was old fashioned basic fucking with little contact as possible. And before some fluffy White Knight or Saafe hag with a dusty phone jumps in and mentions the prostitutes trusty ''cheesy knob / body odour'' get out of jail card, I'd like to point out that personal grooming is something I take seriously and my dental hygiene is borderline obsessive, so there are no problems on that score.
After a couple more positions I tried to finish off with some fast doggy, but the noise from the Kango's outside, her back ache, the crap I-pod ghetto-booty-shake music [being used as a timer] and sweat - which was still pissing out of me in a room resembling a blast furnace meant that 'woody' had endured enough punishment and it was time for a quick shower and quick exit. By my estimation I left 15 - 20 minutes early. I wasn't too bothered, just glad to get away.
The original plan of attack was to see someone else later that evening, but such was my disappointment at Jayna's 'GFE' I decided to do something I should of done earlier. ie; Keep hold of my money and go buy a beer. Just for the record, the beer was more enjoyable and much better value.