Seeing as it's mothers day.

[Northernbloke]

Do any of your mothers know you pay for sex? What would be their reaction if they found out? Mine has been gone a few years now, but I think she'd be totally speechless. After a long silence she'd probably say something like " you shouldn't really be doing that!".

[Silver Birch]

I really don't even want to think about this 

[Chuckman]

Well this is a light and jolly topic for Mother's Day.

Like Silver Birch I don't want to think about it as well.

[Gordon Bennett]

I reckon my mum's the only person in the world who thinks I'm brilliant..... She'd be mortified if she found out I was a punter but she'd probably try and blame my wife or some third party instead of me. It's not a scenario I'd like to manifest though: it's too weird having sex and your mum in the the same thought!

[chrishornx]

I really don't even want to think about this 

totally agree, what a strange question to ask

[billydrummer]

Do any of your mothers know you pay for sex? What would be their reaction if they found out? Mine has been gone a few years now, but I think she'd be totally speechless. After a long silence she'd probably say something like " you shouldn't really be doing that!".

WTF

[myothernameis]

Do any of your mothers know you pay for sex? What would be their reaction if they found out? Mine has been gone a few years now, but I think she'd be totally speechless. After a long silence she'd probably say something like " you shouldn't really be doing that!".

No she doesn't know directly, but she might have her suspicions, in my 20' - 30's my mum would quite often find my porn collection, mags videos, and being from a catholic family, it just wasn't the done thing, and was always told how bad this was for me

But when my dad died, we found out a few truths about him, he was a practising catholic, who would go to church every day, and pray every night; clearing out one of his cupboard we found a variety of sex toys, penis pump, cock rings, and some magazines

Some nights would hear him having sex with my mum, and she would say, that's not love, god knows what he was up to, but knowing my self, probably something perverted

[scutty brown]

I have a horrible feeling the OP has been brainwashed by Mumsnut (or whatever its called)

[Littlefoot]

My mom would most probably laugh, and call me a dirty fucker! I hope.   

[maxxblue]

I have a horrible feeling the OP has been brainwashed by Mumsnut (or whatever its called)

Why? 

[scutty brown]

Why? 

Why else would he be trying to get us to tag along on a guilt trip over mothers? Its exactly the kind or morality questioning that they would use to try and create emotional blackmail to stop punters punting

[FredMcBobson]

Clearly no-one here with a strong Oedipal complex

[Northernbloke]

I have a horrible feeling the OP has been brainwashed by Mumsnut (or whatever its called)

Not at all. It was Mothers Day and I got to thinking about my late mother and life generally. The thought just came about, as these things often do.

[The Outsider]

To be fair to the OP, it's rare to see a totally new topic on here - so full credit for that!  I'm not even thinking about the subject matter though...

[Jonestown]

Do any of your mothers know you pay for sex? What would be their reaction if they found out? Mine has been gone a few years now, but I think she'd be totally speechless. After a long silence she'd probably say something like " you shouldn't really be doing that!".

Or maybe, " I knew it, just like your old man, an Apple never falls far from the tree"

[fredpunter]

To be fair to the OP, it's rare to see a totally new topic on here - so full credit for that!  I'm not even thinking about the subject matter though...

As a suggestion for a new topic just as sensible ... are you the result of your mother accepting payment for sex?

[SlimThing]

My mum knows I've been having sex, but I think she'll be disappointed to know I pay for it.

[np500]

We all pay for it. One way or another, even pay out when she fucks off, best to keep her happy at home with the ( grown up ) kids and punt, can't take a penny with you, will be penniless when I draw my last breath, yet worth thousands .