How to get hard?

[Gorgeousgeorgeboy]

Hey fellas? Any tips on how to get hard and remain hard and last longer than 30 seconds? I'm asking for a friend.

[Blackpool Rock]

So is the problem getting and staying hard or premature ejaculation? 
Logically if someone struggles to get and stay hard they're not going to cum quickly?
Can your friend confirm?

[OakTree]

Hey fellas? Any tips on how to get hard and remain hard and last longer than 30 seconds? I'm asking for a friend.

When you're sucking him off have you tried edging techniques on him? 

[Gorgeousgeorgeboy]

Right fella, I asked him. What he's doing is struggling to get hard. Soon as he's got a semi he comes. And he can get semi very quickly so everything is over in a matter of minutes

He's 40 odd so he tells me

Don't think he's had a full one for a while now

[cueball]

Hey fellas? Any tips on how to get hard and remain hard and last longer than 30 seconds? I'm asking for a friend.

Friend  course you are

They don't call you floppy George for nothing 

[marlboro20]

 Cock ring on a semi hard knob might work
M20

[dude86]

On a related note it's fucking annoying when EE prossies try to slap a condom on your flaccid cock. No love, you need to actually bother to make it hard first. Fuck I cannot stand them.

[threechilliman]

Viagra works for me!

tcm

[SmoothieNeil]

Nowt worse than trying to rubber you up when it's not at full mast.

I've had it before with girls trying to do it when sometimes a man needs to warm up and take his time before battle commences!

[dude86]

As anyone who's read my reviews knows I've had my share of shitty EE girls promising the world then when you arrive it's NO to everything. One in particular grabbed a condom, handed it to me and looked incredulous when I motioned to say "It's fucking limp still". Classic EE though who flinched as soon as I stroked her tit, absolutely shite.

Now I've wound myself up at the thought, ha.

[Ben4454]

OP you should be in school and not be thinking about how to make your BF last longer.

[The_Don]

OP you should be in school and not be thinking about how to make your BF last longer.

A few quotes from the OP other threads/posts

I wouldn't go near porn stars.

Why?

The ... External Link/Members Only ... has spoken   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99528.msg1184868#msg1184868

[Robert44]

Right fella, I asked him. What he's doing is struggling to get hard.
He's 40 odd so he tells me

40 year old bloke shouldn't have that problem. Tell him to lose weight, eat a good diet and exercise.
If he keeps himself in good shape, it will go a long way to solving his problem.

[Blackpool Rock]

OP you should be in school and not be thinking about how to make your BF last longer.

If his "friend" is 40 then perhaps he is actually asking for his dad 

[Roadster]

Hey fellas? Any tips on how to get hard and remain hard and last longer than 30 seconds? I'm asking for a friend.

Join the Marines and pay attention in training?

[spuds]

Stop thinking about your mum* while you're trying to get it up.






* it's still okay for everyone else to think of his mum

[Northerndave666]

I am utterly convinced that one of the 'half-term' wankers is with us. What a nob

[Gorgeousgeorgeboy]

What a load of uneducated people on here, are you all scallies?

It's a genuine question that's been put on here and all I am getting is people taking the piss. If you want to reply with a genuine comment like a few do then it is appreciated. If you are going to take the piss then please refrain from replying

[The_Don]

If you are going to take the piss then please refrain from replying

 

Once a thread has been started, members may reply and question, if they wish.

As long as its with in the rules set by Admin .

[cueball]

If you are going to take the piss then please refrain from replying

Good luck with that one floppy 

[Northerndave666]

What a load of uneducated people on here, are you all scallies?

Sorry, would have replied earlier but was thinking about your mum the last time she rimmed me and I must admit was struggling to get hard from that memory. Now don't you have other things to attend to soft George, like homework?

ps nearly forgot. You've been a member for 3 days, have posted mainly shite and then think you can pop on and tell people how to reply to another inane post. Get fucking gone lad

[threechilliman]

What a load of uneducated people on here, are you all scallies?

It's a genuine question that's been put on here and all I am getting is people taking the piss. If you want to reply with a genuine comment like a few do then it is appreciated. If you are going to take the piss then please refrain from replying

I'll send you a list of my qualifications if you like. Now man up and grow a pair.

Welcome to UKP by the way.

 

tcm

[Blackpool Rock]

Good luck with that one floppy 

Haven't you been reading properly Cueball it's his "Friend"  with the erection problem

[Blackpool Rock]

ps nearly forgot. You've been a member for 3 days, have posted mainly shite and then think you can pop on and tell people how to reply to another inane post. Get fucking gone lad

In fairness I didn't think he would have lasted this long 

[ProtocolDroid]

In fairness I didn't think he would have lasted this long 

I suspect our good friend Indianman is back, talking about the same crap he did last week: not getting fully hard, wanting a massage, guilt issues because of marriage

I also suspect we won't be enjoying the pleasure of his company for much longer.

[maxxblue]

What a load of uneducated people on here, are you all scallies?

It's a genuine question that's been put on here and all I am getting is people taking the piss. If you want to reply with a genuine comment like a few do then it is appreciated. If you are going to take the piss then please refrain from replying

What a tit!

[Blackpool Rock]

I suspect our good friend Indianman is back, talking about the same crap he did last week: not getting fully hard, wanting a massage, guilt issues because of marriage

I also suspect we won't be enjoying the pleasure of his company for much longer.

I see the twat has been banned now, what a prize wanker 

[ProtocolDroid]

I see the twat has been banned now, what a prize wanker 

Ha, I'll drink to that as well

We may need to keep an eye on this section to see if he tries to come back, asking for more advice about his floppiness.

[Blackpool Rock]

Ha, I'll drink to that as well

We may need to keep an eye on this section to see if he tries to come back, asking for more advice about his floppiness.

Yeah unfortunately they can't seem to keep away for long, surprised he lasted so long but that was probably due to him not being reported sooner but it was always going to happen

[Robert44]

I have the opposite problem, I can't seem to lose my erection and it gets mighty embarassing when I try to put my trousers back on. 

[p3ngu1n]

I see the twat has been banned now, what a prize wanker 

Good riddance! He won't be missed

[The_Don]

We may need to keep an eye on this section to see if he tries to come back

Admin, has it covered     (once again)

[Northerndave666]

I see the twat has been banned now, what a prize wanker 

Surprised he lasted 72hrs really, ah well, onto the next one....

[The_Don]

Hey fellas? Any tips

Yes, stop rejoining as

Admin, has it covered     (once again)

[MrMog]

The sure fire way I get hard is to look at the missus before heading out the door. After doing that anything is guaranteed to make Mog Jnr move.

[FiremanFrank]

I can't get hard with the missus unless I think of another woman I may have seen in the day or even a hot bird on tv

It's all coming out in this thread

[MrMog]

One look my other half and it counteracts any effect of Viagra. The years have not been kind to MrsMog, shes turned into her mother.