This thread ain’t about hardsports
,so don’t be scared,
Since It’s only about where you leave your turds.
There’s no doubt punting gets the adrenalin going,
which can make the most confident guys apprehensive and nervous.
This can play havoc on a guys bowel movements.
Who else has had to wind down the window having smelt their pre punt nerves?
Or an unplanned stop to find a loo to have a poo?
I don’t mind when in a rush, having to do a poo
in a parlour loo.
Although given then choice I prefer the animosity of a supermarket or hotels public washroom facilities
but not a WG flat or ensuite.
That’s so wrong.
Just not good etiquette in my humble opinion.
Who on earth does that?
I don’t expect all punters to be as considerate as me,
in fact I know they ain’t
only the other day I used a working girls loo
not for a poo but for a pee,
Only to lift the lid up and reveal a brown surprise.
Not a visual treat for my delicate eyes.
Far too big to be deposited by the girl
can’t expect a slim size 6 to drop one that big without a struggle.
I’m talking a big brown shit,
bigger than most fat dicks.
Fucking awkward.
What if the WG thinks it’s mine? Quick flush away,
crossing fingers until it goes away,
cover it in paper, out of sight,
a hidden shite,
maybe, but the smell puts me right off, especially anal.
Maybe this is why I don’t really like overnights, the uncertainty of knowing where to shite.
It’s ok if it’s a big hotel, maybe with a gym.
Just popping out for a shite, I mean a workout, but can’t do that in a small flat or apartment.
So there I am flat on my back, just opened my eyes,
proudly displaying my morning glory
waiting for my morning blow job, which is another story
but in the back of my mind I am thinking I need a poo,
what should I do?
I need to go,
what if a fart and follow through?
Does shite like this keeps anyone else awake at night?
Or am I alone in worrying about where to shite?
Mo
