What puts you off during a punt?

[Bonker]

I don't know if I read that right 

I was agreeing with you.

[Bonker]

When your giving them oral and you catch them looking up at ceiling totally not interested

There's a thread on saafe that says they pull funny faces behind your back to relieve the boredom.

[wonko88]

There's a thread on saafe that says they pull funny faces behind your back to relieve the boredom.

I'm not aware of a position that allows this, my anatomy is certainly not set up to do so 

[Bonker]

Inappropriate costumes, such as schoolgirl on a 40 year old or a fast nurse outfit.

[Anadin]

if a girl bends over and you can smell shit wofting from her ass then that is not natural, IMO of course....did we humans not wipe our asses after a shit 100 years ago?

Of course it is. Wiping your arse alone doesn't prevent it from smelling of shit especially if you're just using dry tissue. 100 years ago is fairly recent history, back before toilet paper people were using stones, leaves, communal sponges etc & barely bathing, I imagine if you were rimming back then you just like how that are smelt.

it shouldn't be acceptable though, tissue wipes are not enough. You need to get a wet soapy flannel and give it all a good scrub and rinse, that's what i do after a shit.

Exactly.

Plus since we're sorta on the subject, Skid marks in the toilet. Although there's nothing really wrong with it I don't really want to be reminded she's just taken a dump and I'm always annoyed at the kind of people that leave skid marks in toilets generally.

[TomTank]

A lot of things people have already said, but it boils down to anything that takes me out of the zone.
Rushing/looking at phone/staring at season/non-dirty talk conversation - all snap me out of the fantasy and put me off

[PLeisure]

The Sp snoring puts me off.

Especially in a 30 minute booking

Thought I was unique in that soporific effect 

[nato1979]

Girl once interrupted me licking her pussy to check her lottery numbers. Honest to god, it was back in the 90s when the lottery had not long started and it will still a bit of a novelty. It was half way through the punt , i was in the middle of going down on her, and she asked if we could stop and turn on the telly. (It was a Saturday night).

After the punt I drove her to a local Tesco so she could do her monthly big shop.

[Jayf]

Girl once interrupted me licking her pussy to check her lottery numbers. Honest to god, it was back in the 90s when the lottery had not long started and it will still a bit of a novelty. It was half way through the punt , i was in the middle of going down on her, and she asked if we could stop and turn on the telly. (It was a Saturday night).

After the punt I drove her to a local Tesco so she could do her monthly big shop.

Did she win? Lol

[peter purves]

One of the things that puts me off most is when the SP puts music on and the music is love songs.

I remember being with a very beautiful asian girl who was providing me with a great naked massage in anticipation of sex when she decided to change the CD.

What came on was the love song 'Heaven' by Bryan Adams. So all I could hear was "Baby, you're all that I want" "When you're lying here in my arms" etc. etc.

There was something about it that put me off massively. It might have been the absolute dichotomy between the sentiment of the lyrics and the emotions they are supposed to evoke and the fact that I was in a rather sordid situation - I just lost complete interest, felt bad and wound down the punt and left.

Any similar experiences?

I have had this but the opposite to you.

I was with a WG who I think is the most attractive WG I have seen recently.

Then Omar's 'Nothing Like This' came On'.

It summed things up nicely. 

[David1970]

I have had this but the opposite to you.

I was with a WG who I think is the most attractive WG I have seen recently.

Then Omar's 'Nothing Like This' came On'.

It summed things up nicely. 

Do you think of it as "our tune"❤️❤️❤️❤️

[MME]

Getting a salty taste when kissing them....happened to me once and I had to call it a day.

[king tarzan]

Attitude
Hygiene

Yours or theirs?

[peter purves]

Plus since we're sorta on the subject, Skid marks in the toilet. Although there's nothing really wrong with it I don't really want to be reminded she's just taken a dump and I'm always annoyed at the kind of people that leave skid marks in toilets generally.

Dare I say it, could have skidded from the previous punter...not me though   

[John2K]

asking if im married

[Dutchmaster]

Other people in the house, wouldn’t  it enjoy it all if there’s other people around.

[Steve_jones14]

Keep stopping oral to blow their nose, and blaming 'hayfever'.

[saxophone]

When she mentions her children or boyfriend.

[mr.bluesky]

Inappropriate costumes, such as schoolgirl on a 40 year old or a fast nurse outfit.

Yes a schoolgirl uniform on any one who looks well over 18 looks simply ridiculous and not in the least bit sexy 

[David1471]

Fake overly exaggerated pornstar noises. I mean, some noise is ok but damn, the neighbours dont want to hear your fake orgasms.

Loooool

[TomTank]

Yes a schoolgirl uniform on any one who looks well over 18 looks simply ridiculous and not in the least bit sexy 

A right aged school girl, as in she looks U18 would be more worrying

[Ali Katt]

Yes a schoolgirl uniform on any one who looks well over 18 looks simply ridiculous and not in the least bit sexy 

It's roleplay, it's a fantasy.

[pork sword]

Sly glances at their watch and thinking you haven’t noticed..

[MichaelP]

Skid marks on the bed

Passing the previous punter, and the next punter (tho suspect that one annoys him more than me)

An SP assuming things that haven’t been discussed when booking, I.e. when I’ve asked for domination she wearing a PVC outfit. Er no PVC wasn’t discussed and you look ridiculous

If I blow my load early and the SP assumes that’s the end of the session

[Hilltoplad]

The annoying boring chillmusic they play in the massage parlors.
I can get my rocks off to a nice bit of 80s synth pop to god damn it!

[Toddjones]

Nothing worse than a messy scruffy house

Or as mentioned phones not put on silent

[Derrick101]

Keep stopping oral to blow their nose, and blaming 'hayfever'.

Could be cum from the previous punter she was blowing

[Hilltoplad]

Could be cum from the previous punter she was blowing

Yep I’ve actually had that experience, they could be allergic to cheese!

[notcalledchris]

The wife coming home early

[charlatan44]

Hearing Sergiy in the next room does it for me

[Belgarion]

No one has written a blog about my hygiene, hairy back, Axe and other, "stuff".

So, no.

I actually get lots of compliments about my hygiene