What's the dirtiest thing you have done with a wg?

[Silver Birch]

WG pulled her finger out of MY arse and said "suck my finger" 

[Horizontal pleasures]

WG pulled her finger out of MY arse and said "suck my finger" 

so that is what she did to you, but did you then suck her finger?

[Makkk1963]

With my latest wg who I've been seeing for some time so far I've fisted here,stretched her cunt wide open with kitchen tongs,put a funnel inside her and pissed into it used butternut squash bottles and wait for it 9 carrots while doing this she asked if I had a small one and you've guessed where that went here's cunt is still reasonably thight and wen doing any of this she squirts like a fountain I marry her if I could (there's a one thing she loves watching me watch her having but I'm not allowed to say on here but man is she one kinky girl )

[bigmc]

With my latest wg who I've been seeing for some time so far I've fisted here,stretched her cunt wide open with kitchen tongs,put a funnel inside her and pissed into it used butternut squash bottles and wait for it 9 carrots while doing this she asked if I had a small one and you've guessed where that went here's cunt is still reasonably thight and wen doing any of this she squirts like a fountain I marry her if I could (there's a one thing she loves watching me watch her having but I'm not allowed to say on here but man is she one kinky girl )

Link ?

[jawill]

I used to go to a lot of swinging parties which I have to say were some of the best times of my life. Or goes on huge beds with 5 or 6 girls/couples, watching the girls all kiss together while they are covered in cum, girls being tied to special bdsm chairs, blindfolded and letting anyone fuck them, waters ports,  then with wg's, cumming in a shot glass for her to drink , or in her shoe and watching her walk around outside afterwards,  or stuffing her panties inside her,  making her cum then stuffing them in her mouth for her to such her juices out of while I fuck her ass.

Bananas, coke bottles, dildos on the end of adapted power tools, electro shock devices at these swinging parties also spring to mind. 

In work I fucked one of the accountants in the office toilets,  sounded in the middle of her panties then squashed them up against her pussy and she gave me regular text updates during the day about how sticky and wet she felt. 

yeah... quite a lot springs to mind lol

[jawill]

Sorry for some spelling mistakes, auto correct on mobile device!   Sounded in her panties should read cum in her panties lol

[Bangers and Gash]

Link ?

Don't go holding your breath. 

[fredpunter]

Don't go holding your breath. 

I would definitely be holding my breath if anywhere near some of the claimed activities in this thread, though some would make it difficult to hold the contents of my stomach.

[vw]

Sorry for some spelling mistakes, auto correct on mobile device!   Sounded in her panties should read cum in her panties lol

Coke bottles a personal favourite of mine, what sizes 500ml, 2 litre or the limited edition 3 litre ?

[jawill]

Coke bottles a personal favourite of mine, what sizes 500ml, 2 litre or the limited edition 3 litre ?

Lol, just the 500ml my friend. And it was Coke Zero just to be precise, less sugar you see.

Thinking about it,  wine bottles are cool too.

[MrBridger]

I got three girls on all fours and sewed the mouth of the second one to the anus of the first, then same again joining third to second. Oh hang on that didn't really happen, I just saw it in a film. Still, it seems I'm not the first one on this thread to get confused between fantasy and reality...

[jawill]

Well, I assure you what I have written is based on the truth

[vw]

Well, I assure you what I have written is based on the truth

If you were lying you would have said the 2 litre bottle.

[sticko]

I got three girls on all fours and sewed the mouth of the second one to the anus of the first, then same again joining third to second. Oh hang on that didn't really happen, I just saw it in a film. Still, it seems I'm not the first one on this thread to get confused between fantasy and reality...

 

I was telling a WG about this film recently; she hadn"t heard of it so i cued up the trailer, and as she looked so hot in her hooker gear I went down on her while she watched it.  it was, as we said at the time, a first for both of us.  Does this count?

[spiderwebber]

Fucked my (ex) GF up her cunt and arse, cum inside her - argument ensued in bed during post pillow talk -   so I left abruptly without going to the loo or cleaning my dick, picked up a street hooker I had been familiar with on my way home,  - she gave me some OWO and swallowed! That made me feel top of the world!

[HappyandLucky]

I was telling a WG about this film recently; she hadn"t heard of it so i cued up the trailer, and as she looked so hot in her hooker gear I went down on her while she watched it.  it was, as we said at the time, a first for both of us.  Does this count?

If no diet come bottles involved you need to step it up a gear. But  watching porn with a WG is great if u both take inspiration from it 

[HughJardon]

Paying her !!
When are the tables gonna turn when women start paying us to have a fake-gasm

[MrBridger]

If no diet come bottles involved you need to step it up a gear. But  watching porn with a WG is great if u both take inspiration from it 

Is that the kind where you have to drink lots of pineapple juice beforehand?

[MrBridger]

Well, I assure you what I have written is based on the truth

Easy tiger, who said I was talking about you? Mind you, the most unbelievable part of your story is that you fucked an accountant. That's just too filthy for words.

[Blackpool Rock]

Easy tiger, who said I was talking about you? Mind you, the most unbelievable part of your story is that you fucked an accountant. That's just too filthy for words.

Yeah accountants are dirty as fuck, it's all the double entry 

[sticko]

To go back to the original question, stayed up until 4am this morning singing old David Bowie numbers into a hairbrush?  I certainly feel pretty fucking dirty now...

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

" I'm not going into detail as what happened between us is private and will stay that way" 

[Brazilian Martian]

WG pulled her finger out of MY arse and said "suck my finger" 

Let me guess you sucked it now, I'm gonna hear people say punting is not for the squemish but this is fucking disgusting 

[Cuntminion]

WG pulled her finger out of MY arse and said "suck my finger" 

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[DanDingle]

Fisting is probably about the most taboo thing I've done.

Though anyone who grows up watching the porn that's produced now will think that's positively vanilla

[jsparky]

WG pulled her finger out of MY arse and said "suck my finger" 

Ha..Ha... My regular pull her finger out of my ass and suck it then asked me to suck her finger, I declined then she laugh and say she had sucked another finger; did you fall for the trick? 

[jujuman]

Fucking a WG reverse cowgirl so I could work on her ass with a buttplug ( one of those jewelled stainless jobs) , her pelvic muscles were something else and her arsehole sucked the plug from my rather slippery fingers. So I said to her "your arse has just swallowed the butt plug"  Once this news had sunk in (!) she began to panic saying I would have to take her to A&E. I told her not to worry, surely she could ,you know, push it out? Bit of heaving and grunting later, no such luck. Ok plan B ,I would reach in there and get it. Lube the hand up ( I might add I had previously fisted her puss) and insert fingers - nowt! Took my whole hand in there to find it and when I did it came out with that days dump as well. I had been intending to fuck her ass but it kind of put me off! 

[vw]

Took my whole hand in there to find it and when I did it came out with that days dump as well.

Alls well that ends well.

[freddiej]

Fucking a WG reverse cowgirl so I could work on her ass with a buttplug ( one of those jewelled stainless jobs) , her pelvic muscles were something else and her arsehole sucked the plug from my rather slippery fingers. So I said to her "your arse has just swallowed the butt plug"  Once this news had sunk in (!) she began to panic saying I would have to take her to A&E. I told her not to worry, surely she could ,you know, push it out? Bit of heaving and grunting later, no such luck. Ok plan B ,I would reach in there and get it. Lube the hand up ( I might add I had previously fisted her puss) and insert fingers - nowt! Took my whole hand in there to find it and when I did it came out with that days dump as well. I had been intending to fuck her ass but it kind of put me off!

There is probably a name for that.  If not you can have the honour. 

[sticko]

Alls well that ends well.

Very good VW, just wiped coffee off my keyboard...

[Sam_26]

For me its either;

Sitting on her face as I jack off with her tonguing my arse then blowing my load in her mouth

or

Tying her up in the bath, pissing on her and then face fucking her.

[Brazilian Martian]

Fucking a WG reverse cowgirl so I could work on her ass with a buttplug ( one of those jewelled stainless jobs) , her pelvic muscles were something else and her arsehole sucked the plug from my rather slippery fingers. So I said to her "your arse has just swallowed the butt plug"  Once this news had sunk in (!) she began to panic saying I would have to take her to A&E. I told her not to worry, surely she could ,you know, push it out? Bit of heaving and grunting later, no such luck. Ok plan B ,I would reach in there and get it. Lube the hand up ( I might add I had previously fisted her puss) and insert fingers - nowt! Took my whole hand in there to find it and when I did it came out with that days dump as well. I had been intending to fuck her ass but it kind of put me off!

That's one for the archive's 

[Aviator17]

Just last week, stuck 3/4 fingers up her arse made sure to get them nice dirty then made her suck and lick them clean.

[Ipunter]

For me its either;

Sitting on her face as I jack off with her tonguing my arse then blowing my load in her mouth

or

Tying her up in the bath, pissing on her and then face fucking her.

Lucky ladies lol

[tallguy74]

Tying her up in the bath, pissing on her and then face fucking her.

why on earth would you want to do that

[fredpunter]

Just last week, stuck 3/4 fingers up her arse made sure to get them nice dirty then made her suck and lick them clean.

Please try and remember, was it three fingers or four? And how much shit did she actually eat? And how long was she ill for subsequently?

I think this thread has become a haven for perverted fantasists? at least i hope so.

[mh]

Please try and remember, was it three fingers or four?

Oh, I thought it meant all fingers, 75% of the way in. 

[Redhead Lover]

why on earth would you want to do that

Because it was on her likes list?

[Convince Me]

Just last week, stuck 3/4 fingers up her arse made sure to get them nice dirty then made her suck and lick them clean.

Would be good to read in a review!

[threechilliman]

Fucked her boyfriend whilst she watched.

tcm

[MrBridger]

Would be good to read in a review!

Don't hold your breath...

[HappyandLucky]

Would be good to read in a review!

Most fuckwits that dream things up won't post a review for fear of being called out as a fantasist. One line of BS is one thing, a review request and they run for cover 

[HappyandLucky]

Just last week, stuck 3/4 fingers up her arse made sure to get them nice dirty then made her suck and lick them clean.

Most on this thread are interesting reading. Yours reads as total BS. If not post a link, I'm happy and lucky to be proved wrong.